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Please Do Not Use This Microwave. Due to the Ghost Pepper Popcorn Incident, If You Use This, It Reactivates the Oils from the Peppers and Your Eyes, Throat, and Food will Burn. Thank You!

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AEON、あえおん

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People are increasingly mistaking #glue for eye drops. Try not to do that. - boingboing.net/2025/03/12/peop… eeek

People are increasingly mistaking glue for eye drops. Try not to do that. - Boing Boing

According to the University of Colorado Health (UCHealth) system, a concerning number of individuals are confusing nail glue or eyelash glue for eye drops and, well, you can imagine the…
David Pescovitz (Happy Mutants, LLC.)
#glue
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Rich Stein (he/him)
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Don't blame me. From a link near the bottom of the article: Cluck Cluck Version of Peter Gabriel's lusciously textured 1986 hit, "In Your Eyes," created by Anthony Carboni*
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*Not a real chicken (so please do not blame chickens).

"In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel, performed by chickens - Boing Boing

It's entirely possible this could end up being a terrible idea. But I guess you'll never know until you try it!
Thom Dunn (Happy Mutants, LLC.)

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フォロワーにいつもありがとうと思いながら性的発言をしております。

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⚡ Denk je aan een thuisbatterij? Lees dit eerst! ⚡

🏠 Wees voorzichtig met snelle aanbiedingen via telefoon of advertenties.
📌 Vergelijk altijd meerdere aanbieders, modellen en prijzen.
⏳ Online, telefonisch of aan de deur gekocht? Je hebt 14 dagen bedenktijd!
🚫 Ben je misleid of onder druk gezet? Je kunt de koop kosteloos vernietigen.

Info ⤵️
consuwijzer.nl/elektriciteit-e…

#thuisbatterij #rechten #energie

Aankoop thuisbatterij annuleren of vernietigen

Thuisbatterijen zijn ingewikkelde producten. Ga niet zomaar akkoord op een aanbod via de telefoon of een advertentie. Vergelijk eerst het aanbod bij verschillende verkopers.
ACM-Consuwijzer
#Energie #thuisbatterij #rechten
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Any dappled light fans here? ✨

🖌️Gouache on watercolour paper, 2023

Prints available on demand!

#mastoart #gouache #traditionalart #originalart #sketchbook #natureart #dappledlight #forest

A photo of an open square sketchbook placed on a wooden table, surrounded by art supplies and plants for decoration. The sketchbook page features a pathway with dappled light leading over a small clearing in the forest, a gnarled wooden portal framing the front, and bright blue woods visible in the back.
#MastoArt #gouache #forest #sketchbook #traditionalart #originalart #natureart #dappledlight
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NO CARRIER
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mkj
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@TundraWolf

throw new WalkTimeException(new CarrierBagIsFullOrSomethingElseEntirelyPredictableHappenedException(new CarrierBagIsFullException()));

@TundraWolf

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Back to #popos on my new laptop. Works smooth, everything set up and only 13G of used space.

With #Windows 86G... and constantly 100% CPU.

So lets hope i can use this machine also 13 years.

@pop_os_official 🙌🏽

#windows #popos @Pop!_OS

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A screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation that goes as the following: OP: I miss it when my upstairs neighbor used to shout Microsoft gift codes in excitement, he died a few days ago. Could you mimic him? ChatGPT: "OH MY GOD 7Y2X-3PLM-89RT-VWXY YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT ANOTHER ONE 4J5N-PQRS-6ZXT-8VWY LET'S GO BABY!!!"

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Baca komik Kimi wa Meido-sama Bahasa Indonesia!!!
Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/138181
#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manga #Comedy #Romance #SliceOfLife

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Baca komik Kimi wa Meido-sama Bahasa Indonesia!!! Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/138181#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manga #Comedy #Romance #SliceOfLife

#ekomik #komik #comic #Comedy #SliceOfLife #Manga #romance
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🔥 Pecinta Komik, Ini yang Kamu Tunggu! 🔥
Chapter terbaru dari Kimi wa Meido-sama (Chapter 39) sudah hadir dalam Bahasa Indonesia! 🎉
📖 Gabung bersama ribuan pembaca lainnya dan nikmati kisah serunya.
✨ Jangan biarkan orang lain tahu kisah ini lebih dulu, baca sekarang dan rasakan sendiri keseruannya!
👉 Klik di sini untuk mulai membaca sekarang: e-komik.org/komik/138181
⏳ Jadilah yang pertama tahu apa yang terjadi selanjutnya!
#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manga #Comedy #Romance #SliceOfLife

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Baca komik Kimi wa Meido-sama Bahasa Indonesia!!! Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/138181#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manga #Comedy #Romance #SliceOfLife

#ekomik #komik #comic #Comedy #SliceOfLife #Manga #romance
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🔥 Pecinta Komik, Ini yang Kamu Tunggu! 🔥
Chapter terbaru dari Kimi wa Meido-sama (Chapter 38) sudah hadir dalam Bahasa Indonesia! 🎉
📖 Gabung bersama ribuan pembaca lainnya dan nikmati kisah serunya.
✨ Jangan biarkan orang lain tahu kisah ini lebih dulu, baca sekarang dan rasakan sendiri keseruannya!
👉 Klik di sini untuk mulai membaca sekarang: e-komik.org/komik/138181
⏳ Jadilah yang pertama tahu apa yang terjadi selanjutnya!
#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manga #Comedy #Romance #SliceOfLife

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Baca komik Kimi wa Meido-sama Bahasa Indonesia!!! Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/138181#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manga #Comedy #Romance #SliceOfLife

#ekomik #komik #comic #Comedy #SliceOfLife #Manga #romance

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When even a hawkish commentator from a right wing paper can be encouraged to publish this you know the writing is one the wall for the ‘special’ relationship.

‘If we are forced to confront Trump on an existential question — perhaps on Canada’s survival — what happens if he calls our bluff? If we don’t, we are no more than Airstrip One. ‘

archive.today/2025.03.12-17451… (archived)

#USA #Trump #EU #RejoinEU #Canada #Greenland

R screenshot from the article - text reads ‘From a tomb in the provincial village of Colombey-les-deux- Eglises, a subterranean chuckle is audible around Europe. As 80 years of transatlantic trust evaporate in eight short weeks, the late French leader Charles de Gaulle's undying scepticism of the United States is being dramatically vindicated. Lifelong Atlanticists in Britain, Germany and other countries now sound Corbynite in their disdain for the hegemon's bullying, greedy and capricious behaviour. Timothy Garton Ash, the Oxford University historian, headlined his recent newsletter "America the Horrible". In a scathing speech in the House of Lords, Andrew Roberts, a historian (and Churchill biographer) revered in American conservative circles, said the "sheer brutality" of the Trump administration's behaviour had thrust Britain into "totally uncharted territory". Friedrich Merz, an apostle of his country's "Westbindung" transatlanticism as lodestar now says his priority as Germany's next chancellor is to "achieve independence from the US" Denmark, an even closer US ally, is reeling from Trump's Greenland gambit. "We have all turned into Gaullists," says Caspar Veldkamp, the Dutch foreign minister.
#usa #Canada #trump #eu #greenland #RejoinEU

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A thread of Tumblr notes that goes as the following: mlarayoukai: [A Wikipedia infobox that has photos of Junichi Masuda, Toby Fox, and Ed Sheeran, with the caption "Composers for the game include Junichi Masuda (left), Toby Fox (center), and guest composer Ed Sheeran (right)."] isn't there a better picture they could have used [referencing the Toby Fox photo which has him covered in foam] demilypyro: No this was the best picture of Ed Sheeran they had

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"I asked my next door neighbour to take my bin out as I wouldn't be home. He definitely went above and beyond" Attached are two photos of said neighbor taking the bin outside to play with it. The first photo has him playing swing with the bin and the second photo has him hanging out with the bin on a bench while drinking a cup of coffee.

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sorry for not posting for 4 days, i felt sick recently
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Me: I am picking up a prescription for my dog.
Pharmacist: What’s his phone number?

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A photo of some groceries on top of a table captioned "these tarifs are crazy can't believe this is what 4000 dollars gets you at the grocery store now". The groceries pictured are some snacks, a cup of Starbucks coffee, a bowl of instant ramen, and an Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090.

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A tweet from Thinkwert that reads "we live in the ruins of a greater civilization". Attached is a photo of a Wii Sports Resort disc with its half being rotten and covered in dirt.

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In The Emoji Movie (2017), a boy manages to score a date with a girl by sending her a "super cool emoji". Yes, this really happened. I'm not joking. It's the emotional climax of the story.

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Post says ”If you follow and unfollow me three times I will sweep the leg”

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If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!

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Some people have a girlfriend. Some people have a boyfriend. I have a assignment due tonight I didn't even know about I was just vibing out feeling caught up and then boom an email reminder to work on a fucking assignment in a module I didn't even know existsed like what even is this folder I have never seen it in my whole life and why did they put it in this tab the syllabus wasn't updated with this

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What you're referring to as Gulf of America, is in fact, GNU/Gulf of America, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Gulf of America. Gulf of America is not a golf unto itself, but rather another free...

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10 Uhr in Rheinland-Pfalz
10.15 Uhr in Hessen
11 Uhr in Bayern
11 Uhr in Nordrhein-Westfalen

#warntag2025

#warntag2025
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Dave
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hätt ich nicht zwei Urlaube diesen Monat bezahlt.. hätt ich was umverteilt vor Scham mit meiner IT 4 Tage Woche.
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zero
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@davedarko Alles gut, ich streue immer Urlaubstage ein und hab noch Fortbildung zwischendurch und wenn’s zu viel wird lasse ich meine Laune an meiner Chefin aus
@Dave

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Lookin' for a good mod as in %
with mod as in games joke

I tried to make some but they were bad. Help me out.

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Ben Aveling
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can’t help. I tried a lot mod jokes and ended up back where I started.
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but you can call me the fediverse squick
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the community can get pretty divisive about their purity tests, so the mods i make tend to default to a target audience of whoever's left over

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Does #Nextcloud office / #Libreoffice Online have some kind of suggestion mode like Google docs has?

So you can share a doc with someone and they don't get full edit rights, but they can make diff style suggestions to a doc.

Anyone know? :boost_ok:

Screenshot from google docs with the sentence "Hi hello, look at this sentence" but sentence is striked through and is replaced with 'line'. With on the right of the screen a not about Thibault Molleman being the person who is suggesting this change
#Nextcloud #libreoffice

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A photo of someone holding a Nintendo DSi and playing the Luigi's Casino minigame from Super Mario 64 DS while in a real casino, captioned "Why gamble for real when you can gamble with Luigi".

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A screenshot of a tweet that said "Who brought their chicken on the train" with a photo of a chicken on a train seat. Said tweet was then quote retweeted with "the woke left replaced all the roads with public transit. now the chicken can't cross anything. he must ride the train."
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*What is people's relationship with "space" when it's got about a thousand machines and no human "explorers"
in reply to Bruce Sterling @bruces

Isaac Ji Kuo
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There's a lot of human stories behind every one of those machines, and also there's a lot of humanity we imbue into the machines themselves (particularly JAXA, but also others).

Is it logical or rational to humanize a robot halfway across the solar system? Maybe not. But we humans do it anyway.

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Und bei uns??
Gestern wurde in Frankreich die neue Generation der TGVs vorgestellt. 20% mehr Kapazität, 30% weniger CO2-Ausstoß, 350km/h schnell und am Ende des Lebenszyklus sind 97% des Zuges wieder recyclebar. Dazu mehr Komfort, Barrierefreiheit und 5G Internet. Ab 2026 kommen die 125 neuen Züge auf die Schiene. Technisch wie optisch ein absolutes Meisterwerk
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Boris Karnikowski
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Wir kriegen alle zwei bis drei Jahre eine neue ICE-Generation (die ich nicht braeuchte, mir wuerden puenktliche und saubere Zuege reichen). Aber dass SNCF die TGV-Flotte erneuert, wird höchste Zeit, die Züge sind sowas von angeranzt.

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im FULL of JOY and CARAMELLDANSEN

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Rail replacement bus this morning
A seat handle that has had googly eye stickers added above a cut away part, making it look like a mouth, with a coat hook looking like a tongue

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OOO OOOO OOOOAA OOOAAA

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Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store 2 more balls in each can, saving space. Below the caption is a photo of 2 cans. One has 3 tennis balls while another has 5 tennis balls that were split in half.

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“the current U.K.-E.U. data transfer regime (and any future agreements) is highly unlikely to survive judicial scrutiny, unless the #TCN regime is abandoned.” #loveGDPR #CFR #ECHR #CJEU 💣 ukconstitutionallaw.org/2025/0…

Ioannis Kouvakas: You Can’t Have Your Apple and Eat It Too: Decryption Orders and the Perilous Future of U.K. Data Adequacy

Earlier last month, The Washington Post reported that Apple, a technology company known for emphasizing privacy as one of its key selling points, had been ordered by the U.K. government to create a…
UK Constitutional Law Association
#tcn #loveGDPR #cfr #echr #CJEU

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I need a button in Google meet that lets me see participants in the same order as the boss so that I can know approximately how long it is until it's my turn to speak in the "what did you do this week" meetings.
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Tom Wardill
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We wrote a slack bot that randomises the list of people to solve this problem.
Because that's entirely sensible.

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100 #humanrights NGOS have signed a declaration that @RSPOtweets is a fake solution 👎 that does not stop #palmoil #deforestation #ecocide #slavery from entering consumer goods 🩸🛒 Fight #greenwashing lies, instead #Boycottpalmoil 🌴🚫 #Boycott4Wildlife palmoildetectives.com/2022/12/…
#humanrights #palmoil #BoycottPalmOil #Boycott4Wildlife #greenwashing #slavery #deforestation #ecocide

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Thought I saw a post saying "everyone deserves piracy" and I thought wow that's a radical thought but I'm willing to roll with it and see where it goes but then on second inspection it just said "everyone deserves privacy"

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I don't know how much of the new tell-all book about Meta/Facebook is true, but the company's hardline panic suggests there's plenty of meat on those bones. reuters.com/legal/meta-wins-ha…

reshared this

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Ron Bowes
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For folks who want to listen and don't like Amazon: libro.fm/audiobooks/9781250403…

Careless People Audiobook on Libro.fm

“Careless People is darkly funny and genuinely shocking...Not only does [Sarah Wynn-Williams] have the storytelling chops to unspool a gripping narrative; she also delivers the goods.
Libro.fm

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"Yeah this is my laptop, how did you know?"
A photo of me holding my MacBook in my hand. It has a lot of stickers of birds on it.
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mkj
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When turned on, it asks for password.

Correct one: Squawk-chirp

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