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europesays.com/2037893/ Elmbridge scheme reopens to help fund environmental projects #Environment


Womit ich mich erst jetzt beschäftigt habe: von #mastodon aus kann man ja auch Leuten bei #bluesky folgen - sofern man der Bridge @bsky.brid.gy folgt (und der Gegenpart auf bluesky der entsprechenden Bridge dort folgt: @ap.brid.gy). Wer möchte, kann jetzt also auf diese Weise von Mastodon aus meinem geschätzten Kollegen Robert Andreasch, Fachjournalist in Sachen Extreme Rechte, folgen: @robertandreasch.bsky.social
#rechtsextremismus #neonazis


i kinda wanna give geminit the benefit of the doubt that it knows its a joke except its been so stupid about other prompts that i kinda can't

i also feel like if it knew it was a joke it wouldn't say call 911

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in reply to 4 8 15 16 23 42

You could dial your phone with your beak!

Anything is possible if you have determination.

in reply to Andy L.

@apLundell have you tried using a touchscreen with a beak, andy? have you?




europesays.com/2037889/ A wildly unpredictable local elections #Politics


europesays.com/2037887/ Russian Drone Attacks Injure 45 in Kharkiv, Kill 1 in Dnipro #Conflicts #geopolitics



Dayton Metro Library to close during NATO Parliamentary Assembly byteseu.com/967929/ #Europe #NATO



India’s equity benchmarks set to open flat amid escalating geopolitical tensions — TradingView News byteseu.com/967928/ #Geopolitics


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Just realised bluesky has a limit on how long your profile description can be. Maybe I should host my own bluesky instance that has media disabled. Yk for bot stuff.

#bluesky #socialmedia



europesays.com/2037883/ Dispatch from the UN Blue Line: Israel’s ‘systematic destruction’ in Lebanon #Conflicts #Israel



Heart Attack
#OliviaNewtonJohn
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Senate Democrats to mark Trump’s ‘100 days from hell’ with marathon speeches | US politics byteseu.com/967924/ #Politics


Target Donated $1 Million to Trump’s Inauguration byteseu.com/967922/ #business


focus on staying safe in your swan form until help arrives


Silicon Valley company’s robotic technology helping fight cancer – NBC Bay Area byteseu.com/967920/ #SiliconValley #Technology



gumorniii!

today is essentially Friday for this one ​:neobot_up__w__cat:

in reply to thermostat [174a]

thanks! i hope that one’s last day of work before the weekend goes well :3



@ravensrod Geri gets her 'morning' 💋 in first today
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europesays.com/2037875/ Israeli troops participate in ground maneuver in southern Syria-Xinhua #Conflicts #Syria #wn


Julia #Klöckner kommt auf den #Kirchentag, um über ihre Kritik an der #Kirche („wie NGO“) zu diskutieren. Im „Eule-Podcast“ erklären Michael und ich schon mal, was sie eigentlich an der Kirche auszusetzen hat und wie das in den grassierenden Kulturkampf passt. Hat sie womöglich auch recht? #CDU #dekt2025 eulemagazin.de/re-april-2025-a…



Bomb scare at the museum of science and history turns out to be a donation byteseu.com/967918/ #Science


Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre lost his seat in Carleton, Ontario

#canadaelection

Whoops 🤭

I do not know if this means he would have been unable to be their PM should they have won. In the UK, he wouldn't.

in reply to Geri ❤️

Lord Home became PM but had to renounce his peerage and get a safe by-election to be PM. Other ministers don't have to be MPs
in reply to Geri ❤️

Hopefully he’s out of frontline politics now. Much like Badenoch may well be by this time next week.




how am i gonna call 911?! im a swan over here!

(also it localized it and used my town name)

in reply to 4 8 15 16 23 42

Having just revisited the Six Swans/ Seven Ravens/ generic transformed bird-brothers archetype I was uniquely primed for this one.
in reply to 4 8 15 16 23 42

Geez, AI is so unreliable with these surface-level answers… It doesn’t say anything about being turned into a swan in England!! FYI if that happens, I’m pretty sure you have to report directly to the King, as he owns all the swans and will give you your next assignment. But AI will never tell you that cuz it’s dumb!!


Inside the new George Kittle deal byteseu.com/967914/ #Sports