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Post says ”If you follow and unfollow me three times I will sweep the leg”

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If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!

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Some people have a girlfriend. Some people have a boyfriend. I have a assignment due tonight I didn't even know about I was just vibing out feeling caught up and then boom an email reminder to work on a fucking assignment in a module I didn't even know existsed like what even is this folder I have never seen it in my whole life and why did they put it in this tab the syllabus wasn't updated with this

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What you're referring to as Gulf of America, is in fact, GNU/Gulf of America, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Gulf of America. Gulf of America is not a golf unto itself, but rather another free...

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10 Uhr in Rheinland-Pfalz
10.15 Uhr in Hessen
11 Uhr in Bayern
11 Uhr in Nordrhein-Westfalen

#warntag2025

#warntag2025
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Dave
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Dave
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hätt ich nicht zwei Urlaube diesen Monat bezahlt.. hätt ich was umverteilt vor Scham mit meiner IT 4 Tage Woche.
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zero
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@davedarko Alles gut, ich streue immer Urlaubstage ein und hab noch Fortbildung zwischendurch und wenn’s zu viel wird lasse ich meine Laune an meiner Chefin aus
@Dave

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Lookin' for a good mod as in %
with mod as in games joke

I tried to make some but they were bad. Help me out.

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Ben Aveling
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can’t help. I tried a lot mod jokes and ended up back where I started.
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but you can call me the fediverse squick
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the community can get pretty divisive about their purity tests, so the mods i make tend to default to a target audience of whoever's left over

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Does #Nextcloud office / #Libreoffice Online have some kind of suggestion mode like Google docs has?

So you can share a doc with someone and they don't get full edit rights, but they can make diff style suggestions to a doc.

Anyone know? :boost_ok:

Screenshot from google docs with the sentence "Hi hello, look at this sentence" but sentence is striked through and is replaced with 'line'. With on the right of the screen a not about Thibault Molleman being the person who is suggesting this change
#Nextcloud #libreoffice

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A photo of someone holding a Nintendo DSi and playing the Luigi's Casino minigame from Super Mario 64 DS while in a real casino, captioned "Why gamble for real when you can gamble with Luigi".

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A screenshot of a tweet that said "Who brought their chicken on the train" with a photo of a chicken on a train seat. Said tweet was then quote retweeted with "the woke left replaced all the roads with public transit. now the chicken can't cross anything. he must ride the train."
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*What is people's relationship with "space" when it's got about a thousand machines and no human "explorers"
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Isaac Ji Kuo
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There's a lot of human stories behind every one of those machines, and also there's a lot of humanity we imbue into the machines themselves (particularly JAXA, but also others).

Is it logical or rational to humanize a robot halfway across the solar system? Maybe not. But we humans do it anyway.

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Und bei uns??
Gestern wurde in Frankreich die neue Generation der TGVs vorgestellt. 20% mehr Kapazität, 30% weniger CO2-Ausstoß, 350km/h schnell und am Ende des Lebenszyklus sind 97% des Zuges wieder recyclebar. Dazu mehr Komfort, Barrierefreiheit und 5G Internet. Ab 2026 kommen die 125 neuen Züge auf die Schiene. Technisch wie optisch ein absolutes Meisterwerk
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Boris Karnikowski
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Wir kriegen alle zwei bis drei Jahre eine neue ICE-Generation (die ich nicht braeuchte, mir wuerden puenktliche und saubere Zuege reichen). Aber dass SNCF die TGV-Flotte erneuert, wird höchste Zeit, die Züge sind sowas von angeranzt.

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im FULL of JOY and CARAMELLDANSEN

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Rail replacement bus this morning
A seat handle that has had googly eye stickers added above a cut away part, making it look like a mouth, with a coat hook looking like a tongue

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OOO OOOO OOOOAA OOOAAA

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Cutting your tennis balls in half allows you to store 2 more balls in each can, saving space. Below the caption is a photo of 2 cans. One has 3 tennis balls while another has 5 tennis balls that were split in half.

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I need a button in Google meet that lets me see participants in the same order as the boss so that I can know approximately how long it is until it's my turn to speak in the "what did you do this week" meetings.
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Tom Wardill
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We wrote a slack bot that randomises the list of people to solve this problem.
Because that's entirely sensible.

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100 #humanrights NGOS have signed a declaration that @RSPOtweets is a fake solution 👎 that does not stop #palmoil #deforestation #ecocide #slavery from entering consumer goods 🩸🛒 Fight #greenwashing lies, instead #Boycottpalmoil 🌴🚫 #Boycott4Wildlife palmoildetectives.com/2022/12/…
#humanrights #palmoil #BoycottPalmOil #Boycott4Wildlife #greenwashing #slavery #deforestation #ecocide

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Thought I saw a post saying "everyone deserves piracy" and I thought wow that's a radical thought but I'm willing to roll with it and see where it goes but then on second inspection it just said "everyone deserves privacy"

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I don't know how much of the new tell-all book about Meta/Facebook is true, but the company's hardline panic suggests there's plenty of meat on those bones. reuters.com/legal/meta-wins-ha…

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Ron Bowes
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For folks who want to listen and don't like Amazon: libro.fm/audiobooks/9781250403…

Careless People Audiobook on Libro.fm

“Careless People is darkly funny and genuinely shocking...Not only does [Sarah Wynn-Williams] have the storytelling chops to unspool a gripping narrative; she also delivers the goods.
Libro.fm

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"Yeah this is my laptop, how did you know?"
A photo of me holding my MacBook in my hand. It has a lot of stickers of birds on it.

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A photo of a magazine rack with an issue of Time magazine featuring Mario on the front cover and an issue of People magazine featuring Luigi Mangione on the front cover stacked above each other.

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How brain workles: Soup - *static noises* - what is task - soup Squizzly - many task - oops bendy - wher go Crumbly - sees outlines of task but it's a sandcastle - no fine details - heck it fell into the moat Full of Yarn - I SEE THE COSMOS - task task task task task - oops should eat at some point On Rails - TASK only - sleep? Never heard of her Squirrel! - ooh snacks - squirrel! - 404 task not found

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A screenshot of a tweet that says "How did he write the linux kernel without Grok?" followed by a photo of Linus Torvalds.

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Spooked: #Trump disowns his "take over the #Gaza Strip" remarks after his golf resort was vandalized (video) - boingboing.net/2025/03/12/spoo… "Nobody is expelling any Palestinians," Trump said incredulously, as if he were hit with a wave of dementia" #astonishing

Spooked: Trump disowns his "take over the Gaza Strip" remarks after his golf resort was vandalized (video) - Boing Boing

Last month, Donald Trump was full of bravado as he told reporters that the U.S. "would take over the Gaza Strip" and turn it into a resort. And to fulfill…
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#Gaza #trump #astonishing
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Glyn Moody
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@cynthea indeed

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Elon #Musk targeted me over #Tesla protests. That proves our movement is working - theguardian.com/commentisfree/… "I’ve always believed the people are powerful. Now we know the world’s richest man does too"

Elon Musk targeted me over Tesla protests. That proves our movement is working

Guardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
#Tesla #musk

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Rob
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@cwebber

The Biden administration shoveled American taxpayer money into Tesla by subsidizing the purchase of Model Y’s, making it the 4th best selling car of 2024 (according to Car and Driver). 400k Tesla Y’s sold in America in 2024 alone.

Many people on the left purchased Teslas. I refuse to demonize my friends and neighbors.

It is unclear to me how demonizing millions of Tesla owners is going to win hearts and minds. This is madness.

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Credits for new clean vehicles purchased in 2023 or after | Internal Revenue Service

You may qualify for a clean vehicle tax credit up to $7,500 if you buy a new, qualified plug-in electric vehicle or fuel cell electric vehicle.
www.irs.gov
@Christine Lemmer-Webber
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Glyn Moody
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@rob yes, people who bought them in good faith in the past should not be blamed; people who buy them now on the other hand.... @cwebber
@Christine Lemmer-Webber @Rob

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Can't fall asleep so instead I've been drawing 'uwu' faces in a spectrogram by whistling
A screenshot of a spectrogram with a lines it's captured from my whistling spelling "uwu"

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Another from this morning.
Snow topped mountains reflected in a still sea.

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Chinese Companies Rush to Put DeepSeek in Everything - wired.com/story/deepseek-china… "From video game developers to a nuclear power plant, companies across China are adopting DeepSeek’s AI models to boost stock prices and flaunt their national pride." #monoculture #ai
#ai #monoculture

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湘南乃風ってなんでこの色していないの？

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湘南乃風いい曲が多いよね。
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みあ
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#aichat

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Scientists hunted for planets around our cosmic neighbor. They found 4. - mashable.com/article/planets-d… "It’s a really exciting find." it is, its... #science #space

Scientists hunted for planets around our cosmic neighbor. They found 4.

Mark Kaufman (Mashable)
#science #Space

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Baca komik Ranker’s Return (Remake) Bahasa Indonesia!!!
Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/209606
#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Comedy #Fantasy #Shounen

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2025-02-12 04:15:50

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Baca komik Ranker’s Return (Remake) Bahasa Indonesia!!! Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/209606#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Comedy #Fantasy #Shounen

#ekomik #komik #comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Fantasy #Shounen #Comedy
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🔥 Pecinta Komik, Ini yang Kamu Tunggu! 🔥
Chapter terbaru dari Ranker’s Return (Remake) (Chapter 189) sudah hadir dalam Bahasa Indonesia! 🎉
📖 Gabung bersama ribuan pembaca lainnya dan nikmati kisah serunya.
✨ Jangan biarkan orang lain tahu kisah ini lebih dulu, baca sekarang dan rasakan sendiri keseruannya!
👉 Klik di sini untuk mulai membaca sekarang: e-komik.org/komik/209606
⏳ Jadilah yang pertama tahu apa yang terjadi selanjutnya!
#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Comedy #Fantasy #Shounen

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Baca komik Ranker’s Return (Remake) Bahasa Indonesia!!! Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/209606#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Comedy #Fantasy #Shounen

#ekomik #komik #comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Fantasy #Shounen #Comedy
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🔥 Pecinta Komik, Ini yang Kamu Tunggu! 🔥
Chapter terbaru dari Ranker’s Return (Remake) (Chapter 190) sudah hadir dalam Bahasa Indonesia! 🎉
📖 Gabung bersama ribuan pembaca lainnya dan nikmati kisah serunya.
✨ Jangan biarkan orang lain tahu kisah ini lebih dulu, baca sekarang dan rasakan sendiri keseruannya!
👉 Klik di sini untuk mulai membaca sekarang: e-komik.org/komik/209606
⏳ Jadilah yang pertama tahu apa yang terjadi selanjutnya!
#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Comedy #Fantasy #Shounen

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Baca komik Ranker’s Return (Remake) Bahasa Indonesia!!! Segera baca di e-komik.org/komik/209606#EKomik #Komik #Comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Comedy #Fantasy #Shounen

#ekomik #komik #comic #Manhwa #Action #Adventure #Fantasy #Shounen #Comedy

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あめちゃんねちっこくて美味しかった​:tere:​

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Also, an Emergency Alert went off at the top of the hour, as well. 😜 It was a test, there is no actual alert. Made me jump, tho!

Now an air raid siren goes off (10:05 local) Again, it startled me.

An alert flashes on my kissmate's phone. I turned it off; she's asleep.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪
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@losttourist
I'm not sure of installation date.

It sounded like an old-style whirling disks "air raid siren" from WW2, but that means nothing.

Origin was the clock tower in the old city hall, which was built sometime in the 1800s(?). Again, that means nothing.

@Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!
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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker!
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Thanks. Yeah it was the old WW2 style sirens that I remember from my 1980s childhood as the nuclear war warning. Although I think by then they played a recording of the sound over loudspeakers.

That sound still gives me the creeps, I can't imagine what it was like for the older generation who remembered it from when the bombs were about to drop in WW2.

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Trump officials to reconsider whether greenhouse gases cause harm amid climate rollbacks - theguardian.com/environment/20… terrible, but I read elsewhere that they may charge climate researchers with *fraud* - could #trump sink that low? #ClimateCrisis

Trump officials to reconsider whether greenhouse gases cause harm amid climate rollbacks

Activists horrified as EPA reverses pollution laws and reviews landmark finding that gases harm public health
Oliver Milman (The Guardian)
#climatecrisis #trump
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I seem to recall that A. Einstein said something like. "There are 2 things that might be infinite: the universe and human stupidity. For the universe, I'm still doubting, he added.
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Glyn Moody
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@nilsskirnir sadly true
@Nils Skirnir

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'Paket', selbstentpackend.

#photography #FotoVorschlag #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse

Kleiner quadratischer Karton mit lesbarem Prime Aufdruck. Darin aufrecht sitzend ein Wald- und Wiesenkater. Im Hintergrund ein Schrank.
#photography #catsofmastodon #catsoffediverse #fotovorschlag

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Möglicher Volocopter-Kauf: China setzt weiter auf Flugtaxis

China will künftig verstärkt Drohnen und Flugtaxis einsetzen. Deshalb hat der Konzern Wanfeng ein Auge auf den insolventen deutschen Flugtaxi-Hersteller Volocopter geworfen. Volocopter hat sich noch nicht geäußert. Von Carolin Voigt.

➡️ tagesschau.de/ausland/asien/ch…

#China #Volocopter


Möglicher Volocopter-Kauf: China setzt weiter auf Flugtaxis

China will künftig vertärkt Drohnen und Flugtaxis einsetzen. Deshalb hat der Konzern Wanfeng ein Auge auf den insolventen deutschen Flugtaxi-Hersteller Volocopter geworfen. Volocopter hat sich noch nicht geäußert.
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#china #volocopter

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Marktbericht: Anleger nehmen wieder Reißaus

Auch heute zeigen sich die Anleger wieder von ihrer wankelmütigen Seite: Der DAX büßt einen Teil der Vortagesgewinne wieder ein. Die erratische Handelspolitik der USA bleibt ein wesentlicher Belastungsfaktor.

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#Marktbericht #DowJonesNasdaq #DAX


Marktbericht: DAX wackelt wieder

Einen Teil der starken Vortagesgewinne dürfte der DAX zum Handelsstart wieder verlieren. Das Gezerre um die US-Zollpolitik zwingt die Anleger zur Vorsicht. Sie scheuen das Risiko.
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#marktbericht #dax #dowjonesnasdaq

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Good grief, managed to finally properly recover from like a week of flu + allergies. 🤧
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