Just realised bluesky has a limit on how long your profile description can be. Maybe I should host my own bluesky instance that has media disabled. Yk for bot stuff.
SPD-Mitgliedervotum beendet: Kommt die Koalition zustande? • 100 Tage Trump im Amt • NRW-Raumfahrtgipfel in Köln#GutenMorgen #GuMo #30042025 #SPD #Koalition #Namensrecht #Trump #Raumfahtgipfel #Kirchentag
europesays.com/2037883/ Dispatch from the UN Blue Line: Israel’s ‘systematic destruction’ in Lebanon #Conflicts #Israel
Dispatch from the UN Blue Line: Israel's 'systematic destruction' in Lebanon - EUROPE SAYS
Next month, Lebanon will mark the 25th anniversary of Israel’s troop withdrawal from its southern region after a two-decade-long occupation and eighteen yearEUROPE SAYS
Trump greets Whitmer with a hug and gives her new jets for Michigan airbase byteseu.com/967926/ #America #DonaldTrump #GaryPeters #GeneralNews #GretchenWhitmer #JoeBiden #MIStateWire #Michigan #MilitaryAndDefense #national #PeteHegseth #Politics #U.S.News #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USNews #USA #USANews #WashingtonNews
Trump greets Whitmer with a hug and gives her new jets for Michigan airbase
HARRISON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — President Donald Trump announced a new fighter jet mission for an Air National Guard base in Michigan on Tuesday, allayingBYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
📰 Nearly 105,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine identified by media investigation
🔗 kyivindependent.com/nearly-105…
#News #RussianInvasion #RussianWar #Ukraine
Nearly 105,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine identified by media investigation
Since the list was last updated in the middle of April, 2,880 additional Russian military personnel have been confirmed killed.Dmytro Basmat (The Kyiv Independent)
📰 At negotiations in London, list of conditions was agreed upon, including 22 actions – Kellogg
Heart Attack
#OliviaNewtonJohn
youtube.com/watch?v=dOGClPhIza…
#OliviaNewtonJohn
youtube.com/watch?v=dOGClPhIza…
Heart Attack (Remastered 2021)
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupHeart Attack (Remastered 2021) · Olivia Newton-JohnPhysical℗ 1982 Primary Wave MusicReleased on: 2021-10-22Produc...YouTube
europesays.com/2037881/ Hanwha Ocean’s special shipyard: Korea becomes U.S. Navy’s lifeline #Conflicts #NorthKorea
Senate Democrats to mark Trump’s ‘100 days from hell’ with marathon speeches | US politics byteseu.com/967924/ #Politics
Senate Democrats to mark Trump’s ‘100 days from hell’ with marathon speeches | US politics
Democratic senators will on Tuesday mark Donald Trump’s 100th day in office with marathon floor speeches intended to highlight his administration’s failures,BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
Today in 1974, 51 years ago: Alvaro Cunhal (general secretary of the Portuguese Communist Party) arrives in Lisbon from exile.
Target Donated $1 Million to Trump’s Inauguration byteseu.com/967922/ #business
Target Donated $1 Million to Trump’s Inauguration
Target made its first-ever donation to a presidential inauguration this year, contributing $1 million to President Donald Trump's 2025 Inaugural Committee onBYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
focus on staying safe in your swan form until help arrives
Silicon Valley company’s robotic technology helping fight cancer – NBC Bay Area byteseu.com/967920/ #SiliconValley #Technology
Silicon Valley company’s robotic technology helping fight cancer – NBC Bay Area
A Silicon Valley company that makes life-saving technology got a rare chance to show off to one of the people it helped save on Tuesday.BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
europesays.com/2037877/ Dozens of tourist resorts in Indian-controlled Kashmir are closed after deadly attack #GeneralNews #India #IndiaGovernment #InternationalNews #kashmir #MarcoRubio #MilitaryAndDefense #NarendraModi #News #OmarAbdullah #pakistan #PakistanGovernment #Politics #terrorism #WarAndUnrest #world #WorldNews #WorldTopics
Dozens of tourist resorts in Indian-controlled Kashmir are closed after deadly attack - EUROPE SAYS
SRINAGAR, India (AP) — Authorities in Indian-controlled Kashmir temporarily closed dozens of the tourist resorts in the scenic Himalayan region after lastEUROPE SAYS
gumorniii!
today is essentially Friday for this one 
#NowPlaying on Radio Unitoo:
Mamavibe Reggae Vibration - Sa terra mia
Reggae
- radio.unitoo.it/
#UnitooLiveRadio #WebRadio #OnlineRadio #InternetRadio #bot
Mamavibe Reggae Vibration - Sa terra mia
Reggae
- radio.unitoo.it/
#UnitooLiveRadio #WebRadio #OnlineRadio #InternetRadio #bot
europesays.com/2037875/ Israeli troops participate in ground maneuver in southern Syria-Xinhua #Conflicts #Syria #wn
Israeli troops participate in ground maneuver in southern Syria-Xinhua - EUROPE SAYS
Israeli troops participate in a ground maneuver near the village of Qalaat al-Jandal, located in the Qatana District of the Rif Dimashq Governorate, near theEUROPE SAYS
Julia #Klöckner kommt auf den #Kirchentag, um über ihre Kritik an der #Kirche („wie NGO“) zu diskutieren. Im „Eule-Podcast“ erklären Michael und ich schon mal, was sie eigentlich an der Kirche auszusetzen hat und wie das in den grassierenden Kulturkampf passt. Hat sie womöglich auch recht? #CDU #dekt2025 eulemagazin.de/re-april-2025-a…
RE: April 2025 – Abschied von Papst Franziskus, Konklave, Klöckner & Kirchentag
Die Welt nimmt Abschied von Papst Franziskus. War seine Amtszeit ein Erfolg? Und wen werden die Kardinäle zu seinem Nachfolger wählen? Was hat es mit der Kirchenkritik von Julia Klöckner wirklich auf sich?eulemagazin.de
Fun fact: microsoft365 stops working once every 4 years on February 29
Police still searching for vehicle of deceased constables sabcnews.com/sabcnews/police-s…
#SABC #SABCNews #Africa #SouthAfrica #News
Police still searching for vehicle of deceased constables - SABC News - Breaking news, special reports, world, business, sport coverage of all South African current events. Africa's news leader.
The officers had been travelling from Bloemfontein to Limpopo on deployment.Elrees Mashaba (SABC News - Breaking news, special reports, world, business, sport coverage of all South African current events. Africa\'s news leader.)
📰 North Korea’s Kim oversees test-firing of missiles from newly launched 5,000-tonne warship
🔗 independent.co.uk/asia/east-as…
#News #RussianInvasion #RussianWar #Ukraine
North Korea’s Kim Jong Un oversees test-firing of missiles from newly launched 5,000-tonne warship
Kim Jong Un observes first test-firings of missiles from newly launched destroyerHyung-Jin Kim (The Independent)
Bomb scare at the museum of science and history turns out to be a donation byteseu.com/967918/ #Science
Bomb scare at the museum of science and history turns out to be a donation
A bomb technician in a protective suit, and the department’s bomb squad robot, were used to investigate the item.BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre lost his seat in Carleton, Ontario
Whoops 🤭
I do not know if this means he would have been unable to be their PM should they have won. In the UK, he wouldn't.
in reply to Geri ❤️
Lord Home became PM but had to renounce his peerage and get a safe by-election to be PM. Other ministers don't have to be MPs
in reply to Geri ❤️
Hopefully he’s out of frontline politics now. Much like Badenoch may well be by this time next week.
🔔#Earthquake (#σεισμός) M1.5 strikes 23 km NE of Néon Karlovásion (#Greece) 29 min ago. More info: m.emsc.eu/?id=1802054
📰 Paratrooper Oleksandr Nykolaiko: "War will be won by "nerds", IT specialists. They are ones who can turn tide of events"
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Salt Lake County announces landmark sale of 6.5 acres of downtown property to Smith Entertainment Group byteseu.com/967916/ #AbravanelHall #CityCreekCenter #DeltaCenter #Entertainment #SaltPalaceConventionCenter #UtahMuseumOfContemporaryArt
Salt Lake County announces landmark sale of 6.5 acres of downtown property to Smith Entertainment Group
SALT LAKE COUNTY, Utah, April 29, 2025 — Salt Lake County has sold 6.5 acres of downtown property to the Smith Entertainment Group.BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
how am i gonna call 911?! im a swan over here!
(also it localized it and used my town name)
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Looks like the typical WikiHow page to me, apart from not mentioning baking soda anywhere . . . 😉
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Inside the new George Kittle deal byteseu.com/967914/ #Sports
Inside the new George Kittle deal
The 49ers and tight end George Kittle finalized a new five-year contract on Tuesday.BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
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#Explainer #News #Report #RussianWar #TV #Ukraine #Video
🔥BLOODY CARNAGE ON FRONT LINE! CAPTURE PLAN HAS FAILED: UKRAINIAN ARMY WIPED THEM ALL OUT!| HOT SPOT
Massive bloodbath on the front line — the occupiers launched an assault near Pokrovsk and suffered a total collapse. The Ukrainian army crushed two enemy com...YouTube
europesays.com/?p=2037873 Iranian activists warn West: diplomacy with Tehran empowers terror #Conflicts #DonaldTrump #Iran #IranNuclear #IranNuclearDeal #TrumpAdministration
europesays.com/2037871/ How Prince William-Kate Middleton are celebrating their 14th wedding anniversary: 3 relationship tips to borrow from the royal couple #BritishRoyalFamily #CancerRecovery #catherine #CatherineMiddleton #IsleOfMull #KateMiddleton #PrinceOfWales #PrinceWilliam #PrincessOfWales #RelationshipTips #RoyalCouple #RoyalFamilies #RoyalFamily #RoyalWeddingAnniversary #William
How Prince William-Kate Middleton are celebrating their 14th wedding anniversary: 3 relationship tips to
It’s been 14 years since the world watched that fairytale royal wedding, and now Prince William and Princess Kate are celebrating their milestone anniversaryEUROPE SAYS
Choctaw Nation celebrates ribbon cutting of health clinic in Antlers byteseu.com/967912/ #antlers #ChoctawNation #clinic #Health #HealthClinic #Oklahoma
Choctaw Nation celebrates ribbon cutting of health clinic in Antlers
ANTLERS, Okla. (KXII) - The Choctaw Nation celebrated the opening of a new health clinic in Antlers.BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)
Police and prosecutors’ details shared with #Israel during UK protests inquiry, papers suggest
The long arm of the Zionists
This is very bad
theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/a…
Police and prosecutors’ details shared with Israel during UK protests inquiry, papers suggest
Exclusive: Documents indicate government gave embassy contact details while arms factory protest was investigatedHaroon Siddique (The Guardian)
Today in 1905, 120 years ago: Albert Einstein completes his doctoral thesis at the University of Zurich.
europesays.com/2037869/ Meghan Markle Posts Huge Haul from Her Own Garden #BritishRoyalFamily #DuchessOfSussex #DukeOfSussex #Harry #Meghan #MeghanMarkle #PrinceHarry #RoyalFamilies #RoyalFamily
Meghan Markle Posts Huge Haul from Her Own Garden - EUROPE SAYS
Meghan Markle April 29, 2025 Instagram Stories.EUROPE SAYS
🔔#Earthquake (#gempa) M2.5 strikes 19 km NE of #Beteleme (#Indonesia) 15 min ago. More info: m.emsc.eu/?id=1802053
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