*house is burning*
BROTHERS AND SISTERS! WE MUST FLEE THIS HOUSE!
*loud agreement*
IT'S BURNING DOWN! WE ARE GONNA GET FRIED!
*applause*
THIS IS THE FAULT OF BLONDES!
*applause dies down a bit*
BLONDES AND BLONDE-ADJACENT PEOPLE SET THIS HOUSE ON FIRE!
*some confusion, brunettes & red heads start applauding louder*
LET THE BRUNETTES OUT FIRST!
*applause from only one predictable corner*
LOCK THE BLONDES IN A SIDE ROOM BEFORE THEY BURN THIS ALL DOWN!
*struggle ensues*
Narrator: And that's how so many people got killed in a house fire.
The blob on its final approach. It will hit Montréal's western suburb of Ottawa first.
ET for start of precipitation:
Montréal 00:00 (unchanged)
Ottawa 21:00 (unchanged)
Power will not necessarily go out the secon ice starts to fall.
Montréal gets 100% change of precipitation, Ottawa only goes up to 80%.
Starting at 13:00 Monday, freezing rain changes to snow/rain in Montréal, temperature up to +1.
Ottawa starts transition at about 10:00 on Monday, but with 3 hours of "drizzle, rick fo freezing drizzle" before turning to snow at 13:00
Benzino's Ex Accuses Rapper of Having Bisexual Relationship With Bobby V
https://www.complex.com/music/a/treyalston/benzino-bobby-v-bisexual-allegation?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Complex @complex-Complex
Benzino's Ex Accuses Rapper of Having Bisexual Relationship With Bobby V
Benzino's ex posted screenshots of what she thinks is proof on Instagram.Trey Alston (Complex)
hatred levels are holding at 19%
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Tamias amoenus canicaudus
National Museum of Natural History - Vertebrate Zoology - Mammals Division
Place: Osborn, Idaho, United States, North America
Collection Date: 7 Aug 1895
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Collector: V. Bailey
Record Last Modified: 27 Jul 2021
Specimen Count: 1
Length - Total: 215 mm
Length - Tail: 105 mm
Length - Hind Tarsus: 34 mm
Preparation: Skin
Preparation: Skull
Sex: Female
Data Source: NMNH - Vertebrate Zoology - Mammals Division
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iThe NMNH Mammals Collections include 600,000 online specimen records, with more than 3,500 primary type specimens.n2t.net
Being aesthetically impaired I rarely post photos or art, but this…
A Man Feeding Swans in the Snow, Poland | Marcin Ryczek
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if this is how you represent your aesthetic tastes mister, then what you have I would call a gift. 🌻
thank you for this splendid microcuration.
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Jared Holt and Michael Edison Hayden join Anthony Davis for a satirical look at the Trump presidency over the last year, exposing the increasing Nazification...YouTube
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R.I.P. Brigette Bardot.
May your anti-feminist and pro-fascism opinions be buried with you.
Air to Ground Message:
FYI....FAS DOING A WATER SERVICE.
Area: Blaine, MN, USA
A: #a5fbc4e5d21
F: #f5502d9b7f0
“The thing about trees is that they know what to do. When a leaf loses its colour, it's not because its time is up and it's dying, it's because the tree is taking back into itself the nutrients the leaf's been holding in reserve for it, out there on the twig, and why leaves change colour in autumn is because the tree is preparing for winter, it's filling itself with its own stored health so it can withstand the season.”
— Ali Smith, Artful
Doubting that mindfulness is worth all the effort? Look at this scientific evidence. bit.ly/2ryA3ye #ArtOfBreathing #mindfulness
What it can do for you - Mindfulness: Finding Peace in a Frantic World
Thousands of peer-reviewed scientific papers prove that mindfulness enhances mental and physical wellbeing and reduces chronic pain.Frantic World
Top 10 of this year's most read pieces — no.9: our post on a 1678 pamphlet, The Mowing-Devil, which includes the earliest known depiction of a crop circle: publicdomainreview.org/collect…
(Full Top 10 here: publicdomainreview.org/blog/20…)
*The Mowing-Devil* (1678), or, the Earliest Known Depiction of a Crop Circle
A crop circle sighting tinged with Christian morality.The Public Domain Review
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The A.V. Club has an excellent feature on it. avclub.com/with-just-two-story…
Alas, the comments are all gone.
The Holiday paid tribute to the entire rom-com genre
With just two storylines, The Holiday paid tribute to the entire rom-com genreAV Club
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#SPC issues Tornado Watch 643 till 2:00Z https://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/watch/2025/ww0643.htmlGlobal Weather & EAS Society
Air to Ground Message:
THEY LIKE TO CREATE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
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#BillyJoel
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Billy Joel - A Matter Of Trust (Official HD Video)
In 1986, Billy Joel released an album titled The Bridge, which was the final album of his to be produced by Phil Ramone. Watch the official music HD video fo...YouTube
1:40 left. Down 7.
Aaron Rodgers will need to lead a TD drive to tie the game.
PITvsCLE on CBS/Paramount+
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Brissett keeps the play alive and finds McBride for a TD
AZvsCIN on FOX/FOX One
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I made Neptune lemonade!
Starts with making butterfly pea flower tea, and freezing some in ice ball molds.
Place ice ball in sugar rimmed glass.
Pour 2 shots of blue tea around ice ball.
Top with soda water and edible glitter.
Sprinkle cinnamon over lit match for sparks.
Pour lemon & elderflower syrup into the blue tea fizz to colour change to pink & purple.
(If I could do it again, I’d skip the cinnamon. Doesn’t need it for flavour, and looks prettier without it)
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Taken at a local park in central Illinois.
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iPhone 16 Pro; no filter.
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28DEC 3871 CYWG KMSP 6630 7 MIN DELAY VECTORS AS OF NOW. BUGOUT FUEL 5439. ANY MORE DLAY WE WILL BE DIVERTING.
Area: Blaine, MN, USA
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Ukraine war latest: Zelensky, Trump hold talks in Florida to discuss an end to Russia's war; Trump holds call with Putin before meeting with Ukrainian delegation
Key developments on Dec. 28-29: Trump holds call with Putin just before scheduled meeting with Zelensky'I have no deadlines' — Zelensky, Trump hold talks in Florida to discuss an end to Russia's war'It was horrifying, like an earthquake' – Kyiv recov…benborges.xyz
Döner #vegan? Ganz unbedingt!
Bekomme gleich Vöner geliefert und ich liebe alles daran. 🥰
#DasKannManDannNochEssen passt sogar in doppelter Hinsicht, bemerke ich gerade. Aber die Zweitbedeutung ist so endlich mal wieder richtig positiv.
Manchmal ist Glück ein gefülltes Fladenbrot.
infosec.exchange/@cremevax/115… cremevax@infosec.exchange - I missed this news that Moderna’s mNexSpike #covid #COVID19 vaccine was approved by the European Medicines Agency earlier this month.
Here’s a story about it (in German): pharmazeutische-zeitung.de/cov… if you’ve been following this closely there’s no new information beyond the EMA approval, but for everyone else it is a lot more detailed than most general-audience reporting on this vax, such as it is.
mNexspike: Covid-19-Impfstoff der nächsten Generation von Moderna
Die Europäische Arzneimittelbehörde EMA hat einen neuen Corona-Impfstoff auf mRNA-Basis zur Zulassung empfohlen. Das Produkt mNexspike von Modern...Christina Hohmann-Jeddi (Pharmazeutische Zeitung online)
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Wayne Coyne Comments on Steven Drozd's Departure From The Flaming Lips
The Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne has officially commented on the departure of longtime member Steven Drozd. Earlier this month, Drozd responded to amikegreenhaus (Jambands)
Subjacent Banana
in reply to Subjacent Banana • • •Subjacent Banana
in reply to Subjacent Banana • • •These days, when someone makes a good point about any of our current disasters, I just wait for them to drop the other shoe.
Jews, White People, Black People, Brown People, Israelis, Palestinians, Men, Women, Religious People, Russians, Atheists, The Gays, whatever.
You know it's coming.
And it always does.
Not only is it self-destructively divisive, based on a bad understanding of statistics & generalizations, and also factually wrong -
it's also just so damn boring.
Subjacent Banana
in reply to Subjacent Banana • • •C'mon. Be original. Think for yourself. Give me a new category.
COVID IS THE FAULT OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T SHOVEL THEIR SIDEWALKS EVEN THOUGH THERE'S AN ORDINANCE IN OUR CITY FOR IT.
POVERTY IS CAUSED BY COLORS BEING MIXED WITH WHITES IN THE WASH.
myrmepropagandist
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