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Sometimes I contemplate the merits of maybe having something like a "thinking license"

(Via tumblr: tumblr.com/despazito/777746442…)

in reply to myrmepropagandist

And what’s worse is that once they get these wrong models in their heads, it’s really hard to teach them otherwise.
in reply to myrmepropagandist

Wasn't there an episode of All in the Family where they did that to figure out the sex of the Gloria's baby?

As I recall it didn't work then either.

in reply to myrmepropagandist

Sexing animals is _nothing_! This lady explains how you can determine the gender of a body in an unmarked grave!

"While you are standing in the center of the suspected gravesite, balance the handle of one of the rods on your index finger, hold the rod straight down. The rod will begin making a circular motion. The rod will then rotate counterclockwise for the male, and rotate clockwise for a female."

jayhistoricalsociety.org/pione…

in reply to myrmepropagandist

Ha! Try that with some gender queer birds! Like white throated sparrows!
scientificamerican.com/article…
in reply to myrmepropagandist

of course you have to get a non binary person to hold the bird or else it'll throw the result off
in reply to myrmepropagandist

ok but the way things are going these sorts are going to be the ones in charge of gatekeeping the licences :darkness:
in reply to myrmepropagandist

please I don't want to go into a new version of "the dark ages" that is more like the imagined version of the dark ages than the dark ages ever were.
in reply to myrmepropagandist

Why not get a more direct reading with dowsing rods? Haruspexy (with a trained anatomist) is guaranteed to work. ;)
in reply to myrmepropagandist

This is stupid. It's really easy to tell if your bird is a girl: she's wearing a bow. Anything wearing a bow is a girl. We learned this with Ms Pac-Man.

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in reply to myrmepropagandist

When I was a kid, my grandad told me that they hired a guy to find ground water on their property by dowsing so they could dig the well for their new house. This was back in the 50s. My grandad was skeptical, but it did actually work.

When i got older, I realised that the house is on the slope of a mountain, so there is probably ground water pretty much everywhere on that property. I bet that guy they hired knew that too!

in reply to Veronica Olsen 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇴🌻

@veronica oh geez - people pay for dowsers all the time here, but we too are in an area where you shove a stick in the dirt and get water out. In actual scientific studies dowsing is exactly as accurate as a random guess. 😀
in reply to N3VEM

@N3VEM @veronica

Hiring a dowser to seed my random number generator and wondering why they are so mad at me.

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in reply to myrmepropagandist

@N3VEM @veronica I don't actually know if it is a thing, but sure sounds like it could be, and even if not on Fetlife, there is still rule 34. 😀
in reply to myrmepropagandist

The wild bogus text does not even agree with the diagrams shown. Poor love bird is suspicious of this stupid stuff … cuz birds are smart.
in reply to myrmepropagandist

And of course it's an established "technique".

"Bouly claimed to be able to detect unexploded ordnance from WW1 and also to detect molecular changes in laboratory experiments. He was the founder at Lille in 1929 of the Association of the Friends of Radiesthesia (Association des Amis de la Radiesthésie)."

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radies…

in reply to myrmepropagandist

The whole time I was reading this, I was trying to figure out what the horrible pun at the end was going to be.
in reply to myrmepropagandist

As kids/teens, we used that scientific method to determine not only the sexes, but the order and number of children we would have. My great grandmother swore it worked. She was far from alone in that view.

In a shocking twist, her soothsexing was incorrect.

in reply to myrmepropagandist

Complete random thing, and I am not a crazy person- this works*!

*Okay, so obviously as written fuck no. But sexing a bird is -super hard - for some species, but people get really good at it creepily fast, and can't explain -why- they are good (gestalt of incredibly minor signifiers), so they will, basically, 'know' with great (85%+) reliability. The weird string thing is just subconscious expression, easy to do. The crutch of a ritual helps it to be more easily expressed.

in reply to myrmepropagandist

I have an odd perspective on this: the problem is pretending that it's science.

It's magic. Admit it's magic, not science, and I'm fine with it. Pretending it's science is assigning it a reputation for accuracy that it doesn't deserve.

Does it really matter if we call a girl parrot "Bobby"? It does not. So using magic is fine here. As is flipping a coin.

in reply to myrmepropagandist

There's another scientific name for this type of activity: Excrementum Tauri.