Today I saw an ant (one single ant) floating up into heaven on a column of light. She was crying the whole time because the rest of her colony and all her other bug friends were too sinful to get into heaven.
I don't think ANY humans got in. Pica the cat has activated her legal team but I don't see what that's going to do.
Anyway best make what we can of what is left and God Bless that one ant who was free of sin.
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myrmepropagandist
in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •I am a little shocked. I was worried all the ants would go... but no. Just the one.
(Dorymyrmex bureni, a minor worker if you were wondering.)
Poloniousmonk
in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •I once read that if you gave every ant an IQ of one, they'd take over the world.
Thought you might enjoy the idea.
janggolan
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Frankly I have avoided the controversy over what the weaver ants do long enough and perhaps we should talk about it.
janggolan
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in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •Important update, #PicaTheCat's legal team has successfully filed a lawsuit against... well God I think. Anyway she's been in meetings all day contesting being left out of the rapture.
I think she could win.
She wins most of her legal cases on "cuteness"
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myrmepropagandist
in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •Important Update Update:
Pica just found out that there may not be scritches in heaven on account of no humans being selected, nor anyone to be on her staff and she has suddenly dropped the lawsuit!
Also that one ant just came back. She missed her colony.
myrmepropagandist
in reply to myrmepropagandist • • •This whole thing looks like a bust to me.
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