ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: This is nothing new. Buildings burn every day. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
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ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: This is nothing new. Buildings burn every day. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
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Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Why are you always talking about THIS building? Other buildings are on fire too. Why do you hate this specific building so much? [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Ha, the people in the next room voted for this. A majority of them anyway. Serves them all right! FAFO, dumbasses! [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Look, Iām all for fighting fires, but causing property damage by pouring water on the fire is where I draw the line. That is not an acceptable way to fight fires. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Yes, we really have to win the election about whether the house should stay on fire in two years. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Itās important to hear the fire out. It makes sense to burn some parts of the house. The important thing is to find common ground about burning the house down. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: This just shows the complicity of the Democrats. They are just as bad as the fire. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: You mean ā_contains_ fireā not āis _on_ fire.ā There is no fire underneath the building, only inside it. Also it would be more accurate to say that the walls and portions of the ceiling are in flames. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: This is just normal chemistry and physics. Rapid oxidation is always going to release large amounts of heat. Didnāt you pay attention in school? [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: You should switch to Linux. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Good. I hate the curtains. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Noah
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Oh wait, can I add my most/least favorite one?
ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: ...and yet you choose to participate in a system in which buildings exist. That's interesting...
[continues to sit there, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell reshared this.
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Noah • • •A clear omission on my part.
Noah
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to Noah • • •No offense taken at all. Any list like this clearly needs to be a team effort.
Noah
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Sky, Cozy Goth Prince of Cats
in reply to Noah • • •@monkeyninja Oh, here's one I've been seeing a lot lately.
ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Now you finally care? This building has been on fire for a while, you know. I'm going to assume since you've brought it up now that you didn't care before. Terrible of you. [continues to sit there, burns to death]
Reply Guy
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to Reply Guy • • •@Replyguy
Or even:
I am NOT on fire. This is just a necessary correction to the chemical bonds in the building materials. Trust in the plan.
Tattie
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Me: the building is on fire!
Reply guy: don't blame me, I had nothing to do with it. In fact I gave the guy who did start it a very dirty look indeed. [Continues to sit there, burns to death]
cwicseolfor
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Has anyone done
ME: The building is on fire!
Reply Guy: While you were deciding how to phrase that toot the building fire was in the middle of actually killing me, but thanks for your thoughts and prayers. [continues to sit there, also typing toots, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Your fear-mongering about fire is peddling the same narratives the neoliberals use to justify the carceral surveillance state. This is wildly irresponsible. [continues to sit, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Knowing how to fight fire and how to escape fire is crucial. However, the popular theory of combustion does not fully account for the impact airflow and different fuel types. In this thread, which I am writing in your replies and in which I am tagging you in every post, I willā¦ (1/173) [continues to sit, burns to death while writing reply post number 94]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Donāt worry, the fire has a plan. Trust the plan. Periods of the biggest fire are often followed by periods of no fire. In a year, the building will be bigger and better than even. [continues to sit, burns to death]
Andy
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •REPLY GUY: [burns to death because he doesn't have one of those hammers from the Tesla joke thread]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: Why is nobody doing anything about this?!?? [continues to sit, burns to death]
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •ME: The building is on fire!
REPLY GUY: And what, are you saying we should put it out?? How are you going to pay for that?! [continues to sit, burns to death]
Robert Kist š¦š¹ šøš¬
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •John Brewer
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Don Whiteside
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •quixote
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •They're all on the mark, but especially this one.
What part of THEY'RE WRECKING EVERYTHING WE DON'T EVEN HAVE WEEKS don't they get?
CartyBoston
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to CartyBoston • • •small cypress
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
in reply to small cypress • • •My answer to that question will change on any given day of the week.
Mike Jš¹š š¤š»
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell reshared this.
Lady Errant
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Kris Mitka
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
Unknown parent • • •Ha, nice one
november
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •xinit ā
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Paul Cantrell
Unknown parent • • •Thereās an eloquent quote on this topic Iām having trouble locating now, maybe from Karl Popper or Albert Camus, about the futility of debating a fascist because they are committed to meaninglessness in a way that you are not.
Paul Cantrell
in reply to Paul Cantrell • • •Aha! Sartre: goodreads.com/quotes/7870768-nā¦
A quote by Jean-Paul Sartre
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