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[INTERIOR, smoky room. An ASSESSOR puts out a cigarette and fiddles with a scope of a device pointed at a nervous SUBJECT across the table]
Assessor: Ok let’s begin. You see a turtle, it’s on its back, helpless. But you don’t stop to turn it over. Why?
Subject: It’s… it’s trauma
Assessor: What’s that? The turtle is trauma?
Subject: I don’t like the last part of this movie so I put the second laserdisc in upside down and play it instead.
Assessor: So you just watch the turtle, frozen?
Subject: I still think about the movie and time goes by then I turn it off
Assessor: Ok, so what’s the movie?
Subject: Kissing Jessica Stein
Assessor: That movie never had a two disc release.
[MEDIUM TWO SHOT, PROFILE - ASSESSOR fingers his trigger on a gun under the table pointed at Subject]
Subject: No! no that was… wait that was Chasing Amy! oh god it was fucking Chasing Amy whyyyy?!???
[LOUD BANG rings out]

@sif nice