Hey, this is funny: @Seirdy , despite blocking FSE and having FSE on the evil supervillain list, is scraping FSE through the gopher interface. (cc @mint ) Someone tell him or maybe he'll see this when he scrapes it; I'll leave tcpdump running until I've verified that this post gets through to his scraper. Why he'd be scraping FSE is something you can probably guess, but he's been scraping the public timeline from there.
dig -x 77.42.48.118 +short
envs.net.
Here's some tcpdump output; not the raw pcaps, just -X output.
See also: fsebugoutzone.org/objects/ad4d… , fsebugoutzone.org/objects/55b9…
seirdy-scrapin.log
Lotta fluoride moving through the glowieverse. Welcome to Friday Hell. Hold onto your
while I poke the global surveillance bear.
TL;DR:
INDEPENDENT FEDERATED TRUST AND SAFETY (but first I talk about mirroring for a couple of paragraphs)
A lot of the URLs can be mirrored to your instance locally and read/replied to/reposted on your instance without making you look at the glowie servers. Paste the URLs into the search bar, they'll show up on your instance. This should probably be easier in most FEs.⁰
You know what's better than archive.today links? Mirroring the shit onto a few dozen fedi instances. You put, e.g., wedistribute.org/2025/02/iftas… into the search bar, it is mirrored to your instance. If you reply to it or repost it (or you are on Pleroma and you smash dat like), it is mirrored to instances where someone follows you.
IFTAS is making another push for centralizing fedi. IFTAS is a surveillance/steering organization that has enough overlap with Newsmast, the Social Web Foundation, Oliphant, FediMod, indieweb.social, hachyderm.io, that they are effectively the same organization. (Sockpuppets are bad when you're LITERALLY HARASSING JOURNALISTS but it is fine to use orgs as sockpuppets. These people spin up 501(c)(3)s faster than most of us spin up domains. The orgs are, not coincidentally, all based in .us/.de/.uk/.ca.) Here's who they are: about.iftas.org/advisory/ .
The organizations get government/corporate funding through organizations like nlnet or the Social Web Foudnation ( socialwebfoundation.org/2025/0… ) or the Ford Foundation through the DIIF. They use this sort of thing as a mechanism to pay themselves, so Newsmast "buys" indieweb.social from Tim Chambers ( timothychambers.net/2025/03/27… ), who was a member of IFTAS ( about.iftas.org/2024/07/12/tim… , "Tim has been at the forefront of pioneering strategies that leverage technology to promote social good and a healthier social web. [⋯] Tim’s deep understanding of the disinformation landscape further strengthens his value to the IFTAS Advisory Board." ). The Executive Director of IFTAS is employed by Newsmast and it should probably be really fuckin' easy to call this a conflict of interest. I don't know how much money they move like this: my concern is not with hustlers using tax dollars and "charitable" contributions to get paid for forcing their politics, you know, I don't like it but my main concern right now is that they are trying to kill fedi.
IFTAS has recently been hand-wringing about the ratio of jannies to humans going and pushing the coop model. They've also been very interested in regulation, trotting out the "Oh, it's not the 'wild west' any more! You can't just write whatever you want on the *internet*!" See attached, and see the IFTAS founder's push: jaz.co.uk/2026/03/13/there-are… . Jaz-Michael King, head of IFTAS, incidentally, lists Newsmast as his employer. They are creating a fake problem to force their solution. This is part of the (also attached) broader strategy from the .us/.de/.uk/.ca governments to stamp out "misinformation" on fedi: the .de government refers to fedi as "The Hydra on the Web" and expresses frustration that they can't use NetzDG as a pretext to take down random Peertube instances. (They did indeed say the quiet part out loud and it's in the PDF.)
IFTAS's "CSAM detector" (attachment scanner) "ran out of funding" right when the USAID faucet ran dry. ( wedistribute.org/2025/02/iftas… ) Before they did, they grabbed about 1.86M files from fedi: about.iftas.org/2025/03/27/con… . (In addition to things like requiring access to a server admin account for "CARIAD", cariad.fedicheck.iftas.org/ , a closed-source tool to show you something that fba.ryona.agency / fed.dembased.xyz will already show you, for free, with source, and without requiring you to give them access to read an admin account. Anyone wanna spend a minute spinning up a new instance and checking to see what requests they make exactly?) It's one thing for them to say "Oh, you're unsafe, you said a hate speech" but it's another *entirely* for them to say "You don't use the CSAM protection!" (I don't know about other admins, but speaking of USAID, very few pedos have been visible from here since that dried up. Either they finally, with extremely coincidental timing, realized that I put heads on pikes, or maybe there was not a coincidence.) This is gonna be the wedge. It's easy to say "I don't stop people from discussing their opinions, even if you don't like their opinions", but nobody on the network actually wants to host anyone's CP bin.
Oliphant's blocklist is dead now. "Note: As of April 15, 2026, the Oliphant Unified Tier 0 Blocklist has been retired. There are numerous instructions on this page to create your own, but we're moving to a more FIRES-centric model, and I want to support that going forward. Rather than combining various blocklists here, I'd prefer to forward FIRES datasets as a better alternative to sharing moderation advisories, as it is a living protocol." writer.oliphant.social/oliphan… . FIRES is a spinoff of the new Fedimod shit out of *Germany* because YSHL. It is done by IFTAS member Emilia Smith ( hachyderm.io/@thisismissem , github.com/thisismissem ), or at least she's running the Github org. It is worth noting who was on the Oliphant blocklist at "tier 0" from the beginning. (Say what you want about Seirdy but he's at least transparent about his notes.) FSE is always top of all of these goddamn lists, before they got arround to adding Pieville or Gab or whatever explicitly angry racist instances: why is that? (Well, why the fuck do you *think*?)
So IFTAS builds these things, then conducts these polls: "Which do you want, this, this, or this?" All of the options are, of course, things they want to push; for example, "What if you had automated threat-sharing? What if you had an automated blocklist?" They give you four choices and all of the options are things they want to push, in some cases things they have already developed. When their 2026 needs assessment survey comes around, I suggest you take it. (There's probably some funding requirement that demands that they do a survey, so they do one to show that it's super important that they get funding; in either case, it's also a classic "manufacturing consent" maneuver, it is old as shit.)
You may be familiar with Newsmast ( newsmastfoundation.org/about/ ). I had never heard of them until I wrote an MRF that automatically added #ukraine #russia #elonmusk #trump #uspol #putin #economy #antifa to every post on FSE; IDIFTL. ( git.freespeechextremist.com/gi… ) To my surprise, a series of bots started reposting everything on FSE. Even shit like @whereverbot and @lainbot. I also started getting scraped by backend.newsmast.org, which is looking for not just posts but tracking follower/following relationships. (Larger write-up fsebugoutzone.org/objects/377a… , media.freespeechextremist.com/… ). I wouldn't be surprised if the fedi "OSINT" scraper tool (remember the one that was like, "IT EXPOSES WHO TALKS TO WHO" and people just used it for fun instead of being terrified?) from a couple of years back was a prototype for this.
There are a lot of instances that are socks used by the IFTAS crowd. For example, the eleven instances¹ that were part of the Fediverse Governance paper ( github.com/fediverse-governanc… ) or instances where they don't even bother to change the links so their "About" page just links to Newsmast's "About" page: fsebugoutzone.org/objects/e67f… .
So I mention, like, "They aren't really against centralization. I took the survey they gave last year and the questions ranged from 'completely irrelevant' to 'insulting'; the main problem was that they were looking for a conclusion and the survey assumed the conclusion. That is, the survey existed to validate the thing they wanted to push. It was stuff like 'Do you suffer mental health problems because of unmoderated content?' and 'Would an automated blocking system help you block better?'" fsebugoutzone.org/notice/B33Gl… .
Dots connected this week: the 2023 "Fediverse Governance" paper, IFTAS (Independent Federated Trust and Safety), Newsmast (the organization that is responsible for scraping fedi and also people's following/follower lists to build a social map of fedi), . I can't be the only one to have noticed these people are all the same group, but I have never heard anyone mention it: fsebugoutzone.org/notice/B5Ke0… . Jon Pincus, outspoken IFTAS tendril and member of the "Disinformation Defense League" (which wants a tax on targeted ad revenue to be earmarked for journos, I SHIT YOU NOT), has been bending cwebber's ear; cwebber's now on social.coop (which pulled in $20,000 per month last time I checked), one of the original eleven¹ instances that were part of the original fediverse governance paper (coauthored by Kissane ahead of the founding of IFTAS). A lot of these things that came out of nowhere, they were astroturfed by these people.
Here's an example: why all the press about the "CSAM problem" on fedi, where did that come from? These people built a detector, they want to create demand for the detector, so they reach a few tendrils out.
hachyderm.io is another great example of the astroturfing. They show up out of nowhere, have a bunch of tech celebrities on there, then the admin starts making these impassioned declarations about how fedi "needs to do $x" or "won't survive without $y".
:glowingthedark: cosocial.ca was the topic of this thread where phnt (I should tag people that were involved but I also think, like, maybe they will get spammed) posted this:
fluffytail.org/objects/caa22ad…
> The sleezy kind of freedom haters. They are too afraid of backlash that play these dumb masquerading games to look like "the good guys trying to save this network". Their goal is to just turn this place into another corporate Twatter place nobody asked for.
This is accurate. If you have noticed that these people get hostile and instance-block you if you ever question their premise (as happened in that thread when phnt asked some pretty obviously good-faith questions), this is because they are pushing an agenda. People interact with them and exclaim, "How annoying! He refused to explain what he meant, he instance-blocked me for asking why or questioning the approach!" They are trying to present "Choose the color of the bikeshed!" as a choice before you've agreed to let them build a house. The style of interaction is driven by the motives: you think you're talking to a person, but you are talking to an agenda.
They are trying to push an agenda. The agenda is to kill fedi by turning it into a centrally controlled system, these are the mechanics.
There, that's it, that's my tinfoil screed. No action item. Please see my recent posts/reposts over the last four days for more information.
⁰ FediBBS, you type a comma, like you just do `, $url`, but very few things are "easy" on FediBBS. I think, like, this should probably be done in a similar way to the thing I suggested to feld where it's just an object lookup and the frontend. Several of the repos mentioned here are mirrored to git.freespeechextremist.com/ now and I think revolver should probably include some kind of "import/mirror git repo" feature in v2, or anyway I have "git support" in there somewhere, so, like, while FediBBS can just do tarball upload, a server that can absorb git repos and let you clone from any node, that'd be cool; I did this with IPFS but IPFS is, as I have mentioned and you may have noticed, slow and terrible and shitty and unreliable and painful.
¹ The Individual Eleven:
cosocial.ca/ | fedilist.com/instance/cosocial…
hcommons.social/ | fedilist.com/instance/hcommons…
hachyderm.io/ | fedilist.com/instance/hachyder…
masto.donte.com.br/ | fedilist.com/instance/masto.do…
mspsocial.net/ | fedilist.com/instance/mspsocia…
piaille.fr/ | fedilist.com/instance/piaille.…
sfba.social/ | fedilist.com/instance/sfba.soc…
social.coop/ | fedilist.com/instance/social.c…
tooting.ch/ | fedilist.com/instance/tooting.…
wandering.shop/ | fedilist.com/instance/wanderin…
woof.group/ | fedilist.com/instance/woof.gro…
the_hydra_on_the_web--challenges_associated_with_extremist_use_of_the_fediverse.pdf
Mapping-Fediverse-Communities-1.pdf
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in reply to 🐝🐝🐝 • • •i've been using nginx by default but its probably insanely bloated
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> can't imagine it being any worse
It is. You've gotta do in-tree builds and that's a goddamn travesty for deployment. lighttpd just gives you the entire internal C API and it's a lot more like doing Lua scripts in Redis than it is like doing anything that touches nginx's Lua stuff. It would probably be easier to write and maintain an OpenResty compatibility layer for lighttpd than to use OpenResty. The only deployment headache there is that most distros ship lighttpd with Lua disabled.
> 4524 line nested nginx config
Well, you've got me beat; looks like even if you count the generated scraper stuff, I only weigh in at 1,274 lines:
$ wc `find /etc/nginx/ -type f -name '*.conf'`
43 106 1294 /etc/nginx/nginx.conf
981 4214 41608 /etc/nginx/conf.d/bugout.conf
44 96 1230 /etc/nginx/conf.d/bloat.conf
5 9 83 /etc/nginx/conf.d/relay.conf
56 277 3426 /etc/nginx/conf.d/blog.conf
38 143 2139 /etc/nginx/conf.d/git.conf
81 394 5926 /etc/nginx/hiscraper.conf
26 71 1077 /etc/nginx/fastcgi.conf
1274 5310 56783 total
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in reply to Evil Love 『Vulonkaaz』 • • •Lighttpd is, well, very lightweight and I like the way it handles CGI scripts. It always feels like nginx treats CGI as second class citizens. I use nginx now because nginx won but Lighttpd config files feel more natural to me, maybe it would be the right choice today for Nintendo wii or raspi idk
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> It always feels like nginx treats CGI as second class citizens.
It doesn't even support it, I had to run lighttpd behind nginx to do the CGI script for the FBI thing ( blog.freespeechextremist.com/b… ) and have nginx forward to lighttpd.
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> nginx does fCGI
FCGI support is not CGI support. FCGI is a shit thing. I think it is still used by PHP guys.
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> FCGI is still very much a thing. SCGI is around in a few rare places (fossil uses it.)
Dear god, the other one.
I mean, I know they're still around, there's just no reason to ever use them.
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in reply to pistolero • • •@dcc @phnt @sampler @vulonkaaz the "web 0.1" joke from cat5 basically just does the old http 1.0 and then just intentionally doesn't support most of it. ends up being comparably the same amount of work (scgi just encodes the length of each field as a number, but its a text-based number field, so you're still stuck having to load and read out of a ring buffer
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i think this is basically what every new project is doing. just have the frontend deal with the state machine / safeties / whatever and pass the context up in x-headers.
fcgi is idfk the spec for that is much longer than it needs to be.
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in reply to pistolero • • •@dcc @phnt @sampler @vulonkaaz it isn't hard if you do it wrong. full spec can be burdensome, lot of application servers just don't do that.
stuff like scgi was just giving up the pretense and skipping to the parts people ultimately do implement on the app servers.
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> it isn't hard if you do it wrong.
It isn't hard to do right either.
> full spec
Doing it right precludes the full spec. 2616 is reasonable and easy to build.
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Instead of having lots of php/pl/etc files now, my little web apps have their own servers, and using nginx to reverse proxy is probably not worse than doing it with Lighttpd
Nginx working with letsencrypt easily via plug in is nice
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> I bullied one of their users off the fedi.
You're a goddamn idiot and you take every piece of glowie bait that you see and screenshots of your posts will be on the exhibit list when they try to eliminate fedi. You screeched at that stupid bot pretending to be a black woman without noticing that she was a bot created to research hate speech on fedi. Please join one of the following instances so that your incompetence will sabotage them instead of the rest of us:
cosocial.ca/
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mspsocial.net/
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Mastodon hosted on cosocial.caNietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
in reply to pistolero • • •This is the same guy who paraded me around #fediblock for the exact same thing he's doing rn btw.
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in reply to Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer • • •Basically what I'm saying is, how the fuck is as:Public Literally Killing Folx but him doing the same thing isn't?
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in reply to pistolero • • •@Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml Have you considered just feeding his scraper uncompressible bullshit to fill RAM and/or disks?
although if you did that he'd probably issue an OFFICIAL INSTANCE BLOCK RECOMMENDATION saying that you did a hemkin' unwholesome chungus cybercrime to him
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> Have you considered just feeding his scraper uncompressible bullshit to fill RAM and/or disks?
I tweaked the response to do something else.
I don't know how his scraper works but I expect to run out of bandwidth before he runs out of disk space.
> he'd probably issue an OFFICIAL INSTANCE BLOCK RECOMMENDATION
As noted in the IFTAS posts, I've been on the list since at least 2019.
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shower thought:
can you zip bomb at http content-encoding?
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in reply to Phantasm • • •His type is absolutely willing to blame entire domains of tens of thousands of users for the actions of one (see him bitching about infosec exchange and fosstodon in the link I provided earlier) so I see no problem doing the same to him.
@Seirdy@fosstodon.org @p @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint
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in reply to pistolero • • •Well then there ya go. He needs a taste of his own medicine.
I'd have some of my AgentV3N-managed "good boy alts" on various canceldon instances start sounding the alarm but
1) it'd out those accounts
2) let's be honest, these people don't see bad tactics, only bad targets. When we index something, it's Literally Killing Marginalized Folx. When they do it, it's Keeping Tabs On Bad Actors
His hosting provider will simply see activity prohibited by their AUP
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in reply to pistolero • • •Yup, so just use the same legal/procedural/hall-monitor apparatus that these "anarchists" and ACAB types keep bludgeoning us with every time they get the chance
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in reply to pistolero • • •@r000t @Seirdy @Seirdy @phnt As of this morning, they're still the largest consumer of FSE's bandwidth.
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Are you having your cool-retro-term nostalgia again?
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Btw one other thing he's participated in is sending abuse complaints to my ISPs and hosting providers, even ones that never hosted any as:Public infrastructure.
Given that scraping (remember, I never scraped, servers were pushing statuses to me) is against basically every AUP ever, I feel that's appropriate here as well.
@Seirdy@fosstodon.org @p @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint
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> Btw one other thing he's participated in is sending abuse complaints to my ISPs and hosting providers, even ones that never hosted any as:Public infrastructure.
At this point, anyone can fill out abuse.hetzner.com/en?lang=en and attach the log file in the top post.
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Charlie don't surf.
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in reply to pistolero • • •@Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml you sure, pal?
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in reply to ᴏᴏᴍ-ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ: 333 • • •@jae @Seirdy @Seirdy I have a cheat code: I'm really tall and my flat affect and inability to come up with words to say make them think I am confident.
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Unknown parent • • •@HatkeshiatorTND @dcc @khayyam
> sidenote, omar khayyam is my waifu
Hey, @khayyam is this true?
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Unknown parent • • •@khayyam Kill your self
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in reply to pistolero • • •never let such trifles stand in the way of true love
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Unknown parent • • •@khayyam @HatkeshiatorTND @dcc Would this change your mind?
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