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My wife's very attractive friend messaged me to over to help with some DIY, while my wife was away and obviously in secret. Genuinely thought this was an affair so took a Viagra before I went. Absolutely wasn't and spent four hours building IKEA cabinets with an erection.

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We can save it! ❤️🌎 (by u/SeMaKKa6)
(AI Alt-Text)
A beach is shown in two images stacked vertically. In the top image, a man sits cross-legged on the sand amidst a lot of scattered garbage and debris, with the ocean in the background. Large white text above reads, "IT'S NOT MY GARBAGE." In the bottom image, the same man sits similarly with black trash bags piled up behind him, indicating a cleanup effort. The text above says, "BUT IT'S MY PLANET." In both images, the Instagram handle "@DZIRRY" is visible.
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