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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
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When I opened up Lemmy this morning I could not believe my eyes. The top story was a headline from Forbes stating:
« ‘Open Source And Ethical’ TikTok, WhatsApp And Instagram Alternatives Could Transform Social Media ».

The article mostly focused on #Pixelfed and did a fairly good job explaining how #ActivityPub works. But they spelled #Mastodon « Mastadon » over and over again with no links to it. Yikes.

B for the effort, but please editors do better!

forbes.com/sites/esatdedezade/…



Bookshelves in front of your bookshelves, suspended on barn door hardware with castors at the bottom. The individual shelves can be moved to access those at the back.

Not that I'm trying to give you all ideas, or anything.

#books #reading #writing @bookstodon #authodons

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@SeaFury @madjo @dunedinmouse
Nooo - Time is a thief like Baggins, and will steal your precious!
Start reading them now, otherwise you may never know important parrot facts like:

"Parrots were used in Moving Pictures to add sound to movies. This failed miserably, in part because the handlemen (cameramen) taught them to say things like "show us your knickers"... and the Discworld wasn't *quite* ready for films like that (yet)."







Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends
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English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says
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Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
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Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses
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My friendica <-> Bluesky config yesterday had something wrong but today it appears to be functional. I think I've learned something for the reference on configuring this integration.

My hope is that this posts to Bluesky this time.

in reply to Ken Gahagan

Cool! I can see the post in Bluesky. I also see posts from folks I follow on Bluesky here in my friendica feed. I liked a Bluesky post in my friendica feed and that like was mirrored on Bluesky... I think this thing basically works!



Family Cuts Nursing Home Visit Short So Grandmother Can Get Back To Excruciating Loneliness
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anticipating the orange toddler’s growing tyranny …

engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

#politics #law #tyranny



Sweary self compassion reminders...

For me today, self compassion looks like Futurama, rest, letting myself cry, and trying to be OK with being exhausted, "useless", and emotional.

It's hard. Fucking hard. But slowly getting easier.

#SwearingHeals #SelfCompassionIsNOTSelfIndulgence




Little Hearts


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To Be A Man


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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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This Obviously Aliens’ First Abduction
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Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
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Group Of People All Smoking Cigarettes Outside Building Must Have Just Finished Sex Together


Time for coffee. I made the mistake of reading so many Fediverse posts I actually read “the news”. Which, if you are in the US, is unremitting in horrible things. So I will be retreating with my coffee cup to caffeinate before coming back to look for the friendly and calm folks. 🏳️ 👋


I'd been thinking about going to a protest Monday in Nashville but I'm REALLY turned off by the group's messaging. We are in a Constitutional crisis and supposed to be fighting for American democracy, but the poster doesn't even have an American flag, only Mexican and Palestinian flags. I care a lot about helping people in other countries, but first we need to save America. Democrats are so bad at messaging and outreach. I think events right now that don't focus materials entirely on Trump, Musk, DOGE, and our Constitution will just make protests seem like liberal whining. I will probably go but I wrote to the organizers and begged them to focus on our flag. #50501movement #50501protests
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I completely agree and I think this is something that the Democrats need to take into account when they consider their messaging which has been shit for the last… 10 years basically since Obama left


We can save it! ❤️🌎 (by u/SeMaKKa6)
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Do we have any BBC Micro programmers here? I have a stack of BBC Micro programming books that I want to give away! Collect from north Bristol (UK)

UPDATE: the books have now gone to a new home! Thanks to all who boosted and replied

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Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches theonion.com/mysterious-tar-ba…


The U.S. Is Not Ready for Bird Flu in Humans

Bird flu is infecting more people than we think. We need to stop it now before a new pandemic begins

Right after President Donald Trump took office, amid the flurry of executive orders and agency upheavals, the administration told the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention not to release any reports or communications until one of Trump’s people could take a look at them. Among the many reports not released that week was a study on how many veterinarians had gotten bird flu.

#birdflu #mutations #epidemic

scientificamerican.com/article…

in reply to Cosmic Librarian

And it's getting LESS ready by the day. Over 1,200 CDC epidemic-focused staff, researchers and post-docs, have been laid off now. Because, reasons...

statnews.com/2025/02/14/federa…

Edit: Source.

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@PeterLG Trump is just tired of other countries getting credit for the really big pandmics. "Spanish flu"? "Chinese virus'? What ever happened to good old American know-how?!

We should name the imminent bird flu pandemic after him. Well, maybe not directly. We could call it the Orange Shitgibbon Flu or something.



JD Vance delivered a disturbing speech here in Munich today. So, here's a reminder: Harassment is not "free speech". And racism is not an "opinion". theguardian.com/us-news/2025/f…
in reply to ErinMC2

And unless you're a straight, married, working white man you're an expendable extra. It is just infuriating to see where we're headed after so many decades of progress.


New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evidence-sugg…



Perfect for that special someone who has nothing. Gift America's Finest Membership: membership.theonion.com/gifts/…&



Jalen Carter Flees Scene In Parade Float theonion.com/jalen-carter-flee…


Rising Egg Prices Prompt More Americans To Raise Chickens In Backyard theonion.com/rising-egg-prices…


A strike will occur on Monday 17 February at 400 Québec :flagqc: early childhood centres.

montreal.citynews.ca/2025/02/1…
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Il y aura grève le lundi 17 février dans 400 centres de la petite enfance du Québec :flagqc:

// Article en anglais //

#Québec #Grève #Strike #CPE #Daycare

in reply to Edwin G.

Québec :flagqc: daycare worker union is asking for conciliation to resolve impasse in their collective agreement negotiations.

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Le syndicat des travailleurs de CPE du Québec :flagqc: demandent la conciliation pour résoudre une impasse dans la négotiation de leur convention collective.

ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/2…

#Québec #Grève #Strike #CPE #Daycare

in reply to Edwin G.

The daycare workers and the province of Québec :flagqc: have reached a tentative agreement.

cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/qu…
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Les travailleurs•ses de centres de la petite enfance et la province du Québec :flagqc: ont une entente de principe.

ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/2…

#Québec #Grève #Strike #CPE #Daycare