theonion.com/concerned-bartend…
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
When I opened up Lemmy this morning I could not believe my eyes. The top story was a headline from Forbes stating:
« ‘Open Source And Ethical’ TikTok, WhatsApp And Instagram Alternatives Could Transform Social Media ».
The article mostly focused on #Pixelfed and did a fairly good job explaining how #ActivityPub works. But they spelled #Mastodon « Mastadon » over and over again with no links to it. Yikes.
B for the effort, but please editors do better!
forbes.com/sites/esatdedezade/…
‘Open Source And Ethical’ TikTok, WhatsApp And Instagram Alternatives Could Transform Social Media
As major platforms face mounting scrutiny over content moderation and user privacy, a developer's vision for ethical social media draws supportEsat Dedezade (Forbes)
theonion.com/report-it-would-p…
Report: It Would Probably Be Nice Having Friends
RIVER FOREST, IL—Proposing that it might be kind of fun to share their life experiences with another person or persons, sources speculated Thursday that it would probably be nice having friends.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says
LINCOLN, NE—Midway through her 9 a.m. Intro to American Literature course Thursday, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Professor Elizabeth Mabrey suddenly realized that her students would accept, without question, literally any words that came out of her…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
theonion.com/igloo-recalls-coo…
Igloo Recalls Coolers Over Finger Amputation Risk
Igloo is recalling more than 1 million of its coolers following reports that a handle issue led to serious injuries, including fingertip amputations and bone fractures. What do you think?The Onion Staff (The Onion)
theonion.com/anti-aging-millio…
Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses
LOS ANGELES—Boasting that he had made the most dramatic change to his appearance yet, anti-aging millionaire Bryan Johnson revealed Wednesday that he had put in purple contact lenses.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
People who recommend NOT connecting to a VPN before connecting to Tor: why?
#Tor #VPN #privacy #privacyMatters #infosec
My friendica <-> Bluesky config yesterday had something wrong but today it appears to be functional. I think I've learned something for the reference on configuring this integration.
My hope is that this posts to Bluesky this time.
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Family Cuts Nursing Home Visit Short So Grandmother Can Get Back To Excruciating Loneliness
TOLEDO, OH—Bending down to hug her in her wheelchair before quickly saying their goodbyes, members of the Schueller family reportedly cut their nursing home visit short Thursday so that their grandmother, Anna Schueller, could get back to her excruci…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Sweary self compassion reminders...
For me today, self compassion looks like Futurama, rest, letting myself cry, and trying to be OK with being exhausted, "useless", and emotional.
It's hard. Fucking hard. But slowly getting easier.
Little Hearts
Little Hearts - Jadyn Rylee
In 2019, Jadyn released her first album at the age of 13. Recorded out of Clarksville TN with Curt Ryle (George Jones/Taylor Swift). Since that time Jadyn h...YouTube
To Be A Man
Dax - "To Be A Man" Remix (Feat. Darius Rucker) [Official Video]
[LYRICS BELOW] "To Be a Man" is making an IMPACT. I truly believe there are millions more to touch with this song. I travelled to Nashville to complete this ...YouTube
theonion.com/poll-finds-majori…
Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
WASHINGTON—In a major survey of public attitudes toward alternative energy as the climate crisis continues, a poll published Tuesday found that an overwhelming majority of U.S. residents would support wind turbines if they sliced deli meat as well.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
theonion.com/this-obviously-al…
This Obviously Aliens’ First Abduction
HOMEDALE, ID—Citing the beings’ conspicuous lack of proficiency at even the most basic tasks and their general air of confusion, local man Travis Porter, 31, reported that his abduction Wednesday night was clearly the aliens’ first.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
theonion.com/man-with-fogged-u…
Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses
ST. GEORGE, UT—With the water vapor causing condensation to form on the lenses and impair his vision, local man Patrick Whittle was reportedly forced Thursday by his fogged-up glasses to finish his soup using his other senses.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Three Kings.
Red deer stags striding down from the hills, on a misty afternoon in the Scottish Highlands.
#deer #reddeer #stag #wildlifephotography #photography #blackandwhite #workshop #Scotland
D'ye see them Haggisses, boys? We're gonna stomp them right the fuck up.
To me, lads. to me!
Cardiovascular health risks continue to grow within Black communities, action needed
DALLAS, Feb. 7, 2025 — The American Heart Association's 2025 Heart Disease and Stroke Statistical Update reports that while progress has been made in reducing cardiovascular and cerebral health disparities, Black communities in the United States ...American Heart Association
Mysterious Tar Balls Washing Up On Florida Beaches
The U.S. Coast Guard has been searching for tar balls that began showing up on South Florida beaches, but so far the source of the black muck remains a mystery. What do you think?The Onion Staff (The Onion)
The U.S. Is Not Ready for Bird Flu in Humans
Bird flu is infecting more people than we think. We need to stop it now before a new pandemic begins
Right after President Donald Trump took office, amid the flurry of executive orders and agency upheavals, the administration told the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention not to release any reports or communications until one of Trump’s people could take a look at them. Among the many reports not released that week was a study on how many veterinarians had gotten bird flu.
And it's getting LESS ready by the day. Over 1,200 CDC epidemic-focused staff, researchers and post-docs, have been laid off now. Because, reasons...
statnews.com/2025/02/14/federa…
Edit: Source.
Federal employee layoffs reach into HHS health agencies | STAT
Day after RFK Jr. becomes health secretary, layoffs roil HHS agencies, including the CDC, global leader in disease control, and NIH, top research funder.Matthew Herper (STAT)
@PeterLG Trump is just tired of other countries getting credit for the really big pandmics. "Spanish flu"? "Chinese virus'? What ever happened to good old American know-how?!
We should name the imminent bird flu pandemic after him. Well, maybe not directly. We could call it the Orange Shitgibbon Flu or something.
JD Vance stuns Munich conference with blistering attack on Europe’s leaders
US vice-president questions whether European values are worth defending as he rails against ‘threat from within’Patrick Wintour (The Guardian)
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New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person
CHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published Friday in the American Journal Of Archaeology concluded that written language was first developed to avoid breaking up in per…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Jalen Carter Flees Scene In Parade Float
PHILADELPHIA—Looking dead-eyed into the distance as it slowly dawned on him what he had done, a visibly distraught Jalen Carter reportedly fled the Eagles Super Bowl celebration Friday after commandeering a parade float.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Rising Egg Prices Prompt More Americans To Raise Chickens In Backyard
The skyrocketing price of eggs have caused some shoppers to consider keeping their own backyard laying hens, though experts say there are drawbacks that may make starting a chicken coop more expensive than many believe. What do you think?The Onion Staff (The Onion)
A strike will occur on Monday 17 February at 400 Québec early childhood centres.
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Il y aura grève le lundi 17 février dans 400 centres de la petite enfance du Québec
// Article en anglais //
#Québec #Grève #Strike #CPE #Daycare
Daycare strike Feb. 17 in 400 CPEs across Quebec
A third day of strike action by Quebec daycare workers in 400 early childhood centres (CPEs), is set for Feb. 17.mporco (CityNews Montreal)
Québec daycare worker union is asking for conciliation to resolve impasse in their collective agreement negotiations.
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Le syndicat des travailleurs de CPE du Québec demandent la conciliation pour résoudre une impasse dans la négotiation de leur convention collective.
ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/2…
#Québec #Grève #Strike #CPE #Daycare
La CSN demande la conciliation pour ses membres des CPE
Après 13 journées de débrayage, les travailleuses de 400 CPE représentées par la CSN n'ont toujours pas réussi à s'entendre avec Québec.Radio-Canada
The daycare workers and the province of Québec have reached a tentative agreement.
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Les travailleurs•ses de centres de la petite enfance et la province du Québec ont une entente de principe.
ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/2…
#Québec #Grève #Strike #CPE #Daycare
Entente de principe entre Québec et les travailleuses des CPE
Les 13 000 travailleuses des CPE devront se prononcer au sujet de l'entente de principe sous peu. Aucune date n'a encore été officialisée.Radio-Canada
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in reply to Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon) • • •If you're going to go to that amount of effort, why restrict movement to one axis?
With an additional set of tracks at 90°, you could have a system where you drag your favourite bookshelf anywhere in the room (in the house?)
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Nooo - Time is a thief like Baggins, and will steal your precious!
Start reading them now, otherwise you may never know important parrot facts like:
"Parrots were used in Moving Pictures to add sound to movies. This failed miserably, in part because the handlemen (cameramen) taught them to say things like "show us your knickers"... and the Discworld wasn't *quite* ready for films like that (yet)."