Note, if you are landing your alien ship right now in Roswell, best to wait until better conditions.
National Weather Service: DUST STORM WARNING for this area until 6:00 PM MST. Be ready for sudden drop to zero visibility. Pull Aside, Stay Alive! When visibility drops, pull far off the road and put your vehicle in park. Turn the lights off and keep your foot off the brake. Infants, the elderly and those with respiratory issues urged to take precautions. Source: NWS Albuquerque NM
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Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
After a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in Wenatchee, WA is working with local authorities to determine the cause of the disaster. What do you think?The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Kylie Jenner Admits She’d Like To Go On One Date That Isn’t Awards Ceremony
LOS ANGELES—Growing frustrated by the lack of variety in the couple’s romantic outings, Kylie Jenner told reporters Monday that she would like to go on one date with Timothée Chalamet that wasn’t an awards ceremony.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
WASHINGTON—Declaring the utter lack of alcohol in the Pentagon kitchen to be a “national emergency,” Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly deployed 3,000 troops American on a beer run Monday.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Desensitized ‘Prairie Home Companion’ Fan Seeks Out Gentler And Gentler Material
BELMONT, MA—His tolerance pushed ever-higher from decades of listening to the folksy radio program, desensitized A Prairie Home Companion fan Ira Hawthorne told reporters Thursday that he had recently been forced to seek out gentler and gentler mater…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Best Picture Winner ‘Kissing The Martinet’ Faces Backlash After Fans Learn Movie Not Real
LOS ANGELES—In a development that cast a shadow over the 97th Academy Awards, the filmmakers behind Best Picture winner Kissing The Martinet reportedly faced backlash Monday after fans learned the movie did not exist.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats
CHICAGO—Packing as closely together as possible to avoid losing their spots on the platform, passengers at the Chicago Transit Authority’s Clark and Division station reportedly rushed to an arriving train’s doors Friday like rat babies nursing at the…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Trump’s First 100 Days
After taking the oath of office, presidents historically have only a short time to achieve their major policy goals before midterm elections and shifts in public sentiment catch up to them.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Couple Forced To Sit Next To Dead Body On Plane For 4 Hours After Woman Dies Midflight
A married couple on a flight from Australia to Qatar said they were forced to sit next to a dead woman’s body for four hours after a fellow passenger exited the restroom, collapsed, and died in front of them. What do you think?The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
ST. PAUL, MN—Making an impassioned plea to his colleagues in an effort to inspire concrete action, Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota publicly called on his fellow Democrats Monday to return his Tupperware at once.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
#Mutualaid for March
Made 70% of last month's goal—thank you to everyone who helped make it happen.
If y'all contribute $162/day we'll be able to meet the goal this month!
18 of you are monthly patrons, which is a KEY way to help us get financially stable ♥️
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#Mutualaid for March
Just $10 bucks away from covering the PO box renewal fee. Thanks so much for the help so far!
Having been housing insecure for a bit having a PO box is a tremendous safety net so I really appreciate the help maintaining that.
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Thanks so much for the support so far this month!
We making slow progress on our March fundraising goal, can we break $500 before this weekend? We've got a couple bills (cell phone and credit card) due in the next few days.
So far y'all have really helped me survive capitalism while taking time to focus on our tiny human and look after my partner as they recover from childbirth.
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URGENT:
Our phone and other bills are due tomorrow. Hoping for some help raising $250 by the 15th.
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URGENT:
Our phone and other bills are due today. We raised about 30% of what we need for bills this weekend. Just $175 to go, can you help us get across the finish line?
$238 / $250
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URGENT MUTUAL AID:
We're only 6% of the way to our goal for this month, we have to mail our rent check in a little over a week. Can you help us make rent on time?
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URGENT #MutualAid
We're urgently needing to send in our rent check, but there's more.
With @nat's postpartum depletion, I'm falling behind on work, and we need childcare ASAP to start catching up.
We got to 70% of our Feb goal; this month we're only 15% of the way.
So right now we need a HUGE push. I have over 4k followers and 18 monthly subscribers. If even 1% of y'all made a monthly donation, that would double my monthly patrons.
PS Thanks so much for your boosts and support. Got some racist hate on my fundraising posts this week. I really appreciate y'all recognizing that it's fucking hard to ask for help and it means a lot when this community comes thru for us.
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EXTREMELY URGENT MUTUAL AID
Trying to send rent check TODAY but we still need $1920 (have $450 on hand). I know a lot of people are struggling and don't have much to give, but if you're able to help, it would mean SO much.
Help a Black activist & my partner & baby!
450/2220
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#BlackMastodon #MutualAidRequest #helpfolkslive2025 #mosstodon #lichensubscribe
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The high-end 16 GB Pi 5 (plus accessories) is $208. A faster Tiny PC with an Intel N150 and 16 GB of RAM is $159.
When did Raspberry Pis get so expensive? youtube.com/watch?v=TORg5FhKf-…
When did Raspberry Pis get so expensive?
Is a Raspberry Pi more expensive, slower, and less efficient than a mini PC?And here are links to products I mentioned in this video (as an Amazon Associate,...YouTube
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Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
TEMPLETON, CA—Jostling for position amid a mass of confused sparrows and warblers, local birds in the backyard of resident George DiMaro expressed frustration Friday that his feeder was full of “goddamn tourists.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
In today's society The Bible is a book people can hold in their hands. So it is not as obvious to them that The Bible is not a book but is a collection of books. Revelation 22:18 is referring to the book of Revelation not the entire collection of books.
As to whether the Catholics added Apocrypha or it was removed by the Protestants is really of no concern to me. I am an Atheist, more specifically a Secular Buddhist and have no horse in the race. Though it is nice for people to practice tolerance and allow everyone to believe as they choose to believe.
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chat, and let's be very civil about this; Anyone not behaving will be blocked:
What debian flavor should I try out? Keep in mind my laptop is a 2-in-1 with touch and a fingerprint sensor
as much as i might be killed for this, Ubuntu
regular Ubuntu works just fine, and the annoyances can be removed with 5 minutes of your time
i personally daily drive Ubuntu and like… it’s fine
it’s nothing to write home about. but it isn’t broken or “bad” it just works ive had no real issues with it other than my own fuckups
The latest version of Debian will be just fine. Is there a reason you are limiting yourself to just Debian derivatives?
Congratulations to Gints Zilbalodis and the entire Flow film crew for the Academy Award win!
Flow is the manifestation of Blender’s mission, where a small independent team is able to create a story that moves audiences worldwide.
Thank you for the shout out! 🧡 #b3d
Who wants a fluffy house? 🙋
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#ClimateChange #renewable #green #GreenEnergy #SolarPanels #solar
Hairy Solar Panels: A Revolutionary Leap in Renewable Energy
A groundbreaking innovation has emerged in the world of renewables: hairy solar panels. Find out more in our latest blog post.Lauren Crosby (Solarvault)
Personally, I prefer the Install a heating system solution. It involves less labor on my part. Who, wants to be out in the cold brushing Snow off your Solar Panels?
glHack - ArchiveGame
Web site: glhack.sourceforge.net Category: Games Sub-Category: RPG Platform: Linux, BSD, Unix-like License: GNU GPL Interface: GUI Wikipedia: First release…pavroo (ArchiveGame)
Flow just won Best Animated Picture at the #Oscars. A film made in #Blender
They shouted out @Blender during the acceptance speech.
This is a great achievement for Open Source.
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'Flow' Wins Best Animated Feature Film | 97th Oscars Speech (2025)
'Flow' (Gints Zilbalodis, Matīss Kaža, Ron Dyens, Gregory Zalcman) with the Oscars for Best Animated Feature Film at the 97th Academy Awards.Missed the 97th ...YouTube
There's a real chance millions of women voters will be disenfranchised soon. That's certainly the goal.
It is true: The proposed nazi SAVE Act, now considered a priority for Republicans in the House, will make it harder, if not practically impossible, for millions of women to vote.
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The Christian Nationalist Plot to Disenfranchise Women Voters
The SAVE Act, which purports to fend off the phantasmal threat of voter fraud, would throw millions of women off the voting rolls.The New Republic
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—Carole Cadwalladr
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#eu #canada #ukraine v #usa #russia
'The United States is Your Enemy'
A conversation about fascism as Europe faces the darkness in the westCarole Cadwalladr (How to Survive the Broligarchy)
—Jason Stanley
#media #journalism
—Chris Steele, ex-head of MI6's Russia desk
#disinformation
US not (yet) on the list of the countries with the most number of measles cases. But we're working on it, apparently.
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Global Measles Outbreaks
Top 10 countries with measles outbreaks worldwide.Global Measles Vaccination
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Photo 2/24 of my "Reclaiming Worthing" series
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My brother and I took my mother to Worthing for a wonderful weekend away shortly before she passed away. I want to remember the love and beauty of that weekend
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#Travel #Worthing #England #Seaside #Pixelfed #AltText #Gratitude #FoodTruck
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