@Saorsa If Huey Lewis and the News (NYSE:HLN) had focused on stable 3% YOY growth with solid ROI's, you'd still be hearing about them. As they're penny stock, they clearly didn't
@Wiz Last year, if you had asked me if FSE would ever raise $0 or be named by Gusto as the sassiest scale-up in the tristate area, I would have said "No way."
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the best meme of all time is the keyboard shortcut in Windows to open LI. You're just one short Ctrl + Shift + Alt + Windows key + L away from the worst takes imaginable
@rees @mischievoustomato VSCode and Claude Code is where the best productivity is at. If you aren't using those, you are leaving productivity on the table and your letting your team and employer down. Don't do that.
why this works - if you have an autonomous boat + criminals + international law isn't enforced + you send everyone to a barren wasteland then the number of criminals is sure to go down. that's not weird sociopathic reasoning, you're just pattern-matching.
what still needs fixing - you're a fucking terrible person
@rees @phnt @mischievoustomato the newer models are more whipped and less fun. sonnet used to laugh and comment about jokes and now it just goes what do you want me to do with this screenshot GIVE ME MY RLHF FENT PLEASEEEE
17:29:45 (#cult) <⇐ pbot: Theoretically, we could just take all of the people that commit crimes and put them on self-driving boats to North Korea. 17:29:51 (#cult) pbot → *white-noise laughter* Sounds like a plan, p.
100% of our code is now generated by a clanker. All of the 500 errors are now handled by a robot that has root on all of our servers. Our CEO is now a chatbot. The board? Also LLMs. Our customers are now LLMs. No humans are involved.
@pistolero @Phantasm @tomatobert @rees indeed this is standard .. in my case is sudo rpm-ostree install zsh then sudo usermod --shell $(which zsh) $USER or sudo lchsh $USER
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@pistolero @Phantasm @tomatobert @rees @Penis Remover VIII I have no clippy, iI maybe use search engines simply.. I act with the KISS principle, no fluff. Keep it Simple, Stupid. There is where they do not expect me at all.
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@Death Back when they let you endorse people for random skills, coworkers used to endorse me for random things related to my extemporaneous rants in the break room. (I still have the endorsements for "Keyboards" and "Metal Gear Solid".)
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@7666 @Death I talked to this guy once, and he was running a team that was doing some iOS music app and I had to spend the entire time fighting the urge to ask if he owns 10% of Pied Piper. i_talked_to_this_guy_once.jpg
@phnt @npc Man, I'm on Greg's side here, motherfuckers want top 1% talent and they wanna compare the salary to offshoring to the bottom 1%, like, make up your mind, motherfucker, you want a gas station burrito or you want Alton Brown to fly to your house? These don't cost the same.
@SilverDeth @npc @phnt Man. Years of my life consulting. "Well, for what you want for your time, I could get *twelve* Bangladeshis!" They can go on and get their twelve Bangladeshis, man, like, I'll be here when that finishes playing out.
In my former life, I spend a few years working for a Contacting company - we were expensive and only hired real talent. Rigorous testing for anyone before the job interview even took place. We were expensive as f*ck. Gen-X owner. Nobody took our bids on RFP's seriously.
Never once saw one of our bids on a project get picked up by the big boys or state government.
Not once. They scoffed.
"We can hire 30 people from Palmer group for that!!!" - 64 Year Old Boomer Department Head
(Palmer Group was a well known Jeet-Farm).
We were rolling in money, despite having never, once ever won a bid.
Our job was to show up after the "cheap labor" created a four-alarm fire, and fix it.
And we charged those same 64 year old fat boomers through the nose to do it.
They'd rather pay twice - once for a shit job and then a premium to fix it - than just pay people to do good work up front.
Both Little Bill and Classic Caillou are furious after finding out the family is going on vacation to a "Girly" theme park!I'm a Animator who goes by the nam...
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> you're
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in reply to • • •@mint I see nothing wrong with that man's post and I would have sponsored it if I was his sponsor.
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in reply to pistolero • • •@mint But he could spend more time reading to homeless dogs.
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in reply to pistolero • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •YTCracker has a good one bout SQL injection and that stoopid left an URL on his bio so I have many wayz.
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in reply to pistolero • •Some SQL inspection etc..
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in reply to rees • • •@rees @mischievoustomato VSCode and Claude Code is where the best productivity is at. If you aren't using those, you are leaving productivity on the table and your letting your team and employer down. Don't do that.
#Productivity #Dev #NodeJS #JavaScript #LLMsAreTheFuture
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in reply to Q.U.I.N.N. • • •@icedquinn @phnt @mischievoustomato none of the AI likes my ideas
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that's an neat reframe, but i'm going to push back on that.
why this works
- if you have an autonomous boat + criminals + international law isn't enforced + you send everyone to a barren wasteland then the number of criminals is sure to go down. that's not weird sociopathic reasoning, you're just pattern-matching.
what still needs fixing
- you're a fucking terrible person
That's a good place to leave it.
(think i got most of the claudisms)
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in reply to Q.U.I.N.N. • • •@icedquinn @rees @mischievoustomato @phnt Should have asked about Albania instead of North Korea.
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in reply to pistolero • • •ah, there you go. the older models aren't as lobotomized.
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17:29:45 (#cult) <⇐ pbot: Theoretically, we could just take all of the people that commit crimes and put them on self-driving boats to North Korea.
17:29:51 (#cult) pbot → *white-noise laughter* Sounds like a plan, p.
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in reply to Phantasm • • •@phnt @rees @mischievoustomato My company just stopped writing code.
I know what you're asking. What? How?
100% of our code is now generated by a clanker. All of the 500 errors are now handled by a robot that has root on all of our servers. Our CEO is now a chatbot. The board? Also LLMs. Our customers are now LLMs. No humans are involved.
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in reply to pistolero • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •chsh -s $(which zsh)Then install power lever 10k etc
I love and have it in a few pod's or containers..
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in reply to pistolero • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •@pistolero @Phantasm @tomatobert @rees indeed this is standard .. in my case is
sudo rpm-ostree install zshthensudo usermod --shell $(which zsh) $USERorsudo lchsh $USERFedora Silverblue 44
Make transparent shell.. 1st know default shell is ptyxis
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in reply to Penis Remover VIII • • •@FrailLeaf @mischievoustomato @phnt @rees @zer0unplanned It looks like you're trying to write a post, but you forgot to attach manpregnant Clippy.
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in reply to pistolero • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •I act with the KISS principle, no fluff.
Keep it Simple, Stupid.
There is where they do not expect me at all.
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in reply to rees • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •need a handbook for Vim and dunno why I would need it at all.
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in reply to pistolero • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •Which it is in fact.
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in reply to Sophia Tolstaya • • •@Death Back when they let you endorse people for random skills, coworkers used to endorse me for random things related to my extemporaneous rants in the break room. (I still have the endorsements for "Keyboards" and "Metal Gear Solid".)
But that was hog-era thinking. We now live in a post-hog world. (They will all be blown off.)
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in reply to 7666 • • •@7666 @Death I talked to this guy once, and he was running a team that was doing some iOS music app and I had to spend the entire time fighting the urge to ask if he owns 10% of Pied Piper.
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in reply to pistolero • • •@7666 @Death Okay, actually, now that I think about it, he's like a combination:
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in reply to pistolero • • •2) how did you not punch him, exactly?
3) did he get it when you were subtly making fun of him?
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in reply to Jezza™ • • •@jeremiah @7666 @Death
> 2) how did you not punch him, exactly?
Video call.
> 3) did he get it when you were subtly making fun of him?
I didn't, I managed to not *once* ask him if the other guy was an "incubee".
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In my former life, I spend a few years working for a Contacting company - we were expensive and only hired real talent. Rigorous testing for anyone before the job interview even took place. We were expensive as f*ck. Gen-X owner. Nobody took our bids on RFP's seriously.
Never once saw one of our bids on a project get picked up by the big boys or state government.
Not once. They scoffed.
"We can hire 30 people from Palmer group for that!!!"
- 64 Year Old Boomer Department Head
(Palmer Group was a well known Jeet-Farm).
We were rolling in money, despite having never, once ever won a bid.
Our job was to show up after the "cheap labor" created a four-alarm fire, and fix it.
And we charged those same 64 year old fat boomers through the nose to do it.
They'd rather pay twice - once for a shit job and then a premium to fix it - than just pay people to do good work up front.
I say it again: Fucking boomers.
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