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A handbag belonging to the homeland #security secy #KristiNoem containing her passport, dept security badge & $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday night at a restaurant in Washington. [zero irony]

Noem confirmed the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday morning.

DHS did not give specifics, but said it could confirm the details of a CNN article, which said that Noem’s bag also contained her driver’s license, medication, apartment keys & blank checks.

#law
nytimes.com/2025/04/21/us/poli…

in reply to Nonilex

So you're telling me if I report her to ICE she doesn't have proof of citizenship on hand? Good to know. I like to think that whoever holds that purse is now Homeland Security Secretary. Honestly a random thief is probably a better person for the job than her.
in reply to Nonilex

As #HomelandSecurity secretary, #KristiNoem runs a department that is in charge of the nation’s #security. Its responsibilities include border control & immigration, terrorism protection & cybersecurity.

#law #NationalSecurity

in reply to Nonilex

No passport or American ID of any kind?! Has she emailed herself yet to self-deport?

I'm thinking it was a setup for Noem - if that even is her real name - to slip $3000 to her MS13 partners for doing lib crimes and lefty communism.

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in reply to Nonilex

To be fair, DHS doesn't stand for the Department of Handbag Security.
in reply to Nonilex

They really could have just said that her purse was stolen, but instead they tell the world how absolutely stupid Noem is. Blank checks?! Who is she paying off?
in reply to Nonilex

If they stole her make up, they couldn’t have got far…