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"Need a hand?"
2026: optional mechanical arm +$7000

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- frankly, I'm surprised that there's more than one person in the truck.
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This was the most common pickup back int he 1980s. Three-across seating and an 8' (2.4M) long bed. It was designed around hauling dimensional lumber and building materials. The bulk of them were bought by tradesman, farmers and the like.

The most common pickups now have enormous cabs with seating for 5 or 6, and tiny beds (5.5' (1.7m) being common), more suitable for hauling a few bikes or bags of black earth. A huge number are now bought by suburbanites and used for little to nothing more adventurous than commuting.

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I'm pretty sure that's the real reason behind the image. Municipalities have ordinances prohibiting hauling unsecured items in truck beds and I'll bet that even if he had a rope, he wouldn't have found tie-down locations. As illogical as this image looks, I'm sure that what we're looking at is someone complying with local ordinances.
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I would say ive never been less proud to be an American than at this moment, but it would be untrue
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No, no...that person is not simply carrying a plank of wood. They are indeed a knight in the middle of a joust, and that is their lance! 😏
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remember, these people have the vote and look what they do with it.....
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candidate for a Republican position but needs another plank to get two short ones
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@stux, looks like that SUV's left-hand drive – which is, arguably, fortunate as otherwise there'd be a plank driving it and carrying a close relative.
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And of course the culprit is a Chevrolet Silverado.

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Buy a 3m/10ft board and figure out that a 6m Silverado isn't long enough!
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they think they're a knight of the road and are going jousting!
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He can call for some help.
There's a empty boot space behind 😁
In tension all forgotten by the driver.
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I've seen bicycles carry more lumber more conveniently and safely than that

and I'm not joking

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I did the same thing two months ago, but with my long-tail bike (and some rope).
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Big Truck, Big Block, small penis, small brains ! That's a typical American !
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Carried lots of large & long objects on small cars for work & play, lashed to a roof rack.
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There's probably a subscription to use the bed, just $10 per month.