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Hello EU people:

There is an EU citizen petition to ban the use of "conversion therapy" on LGBTQ+ folks (i.e., trying to de-LGBTQ us— a process often described as "torture"). If you're interested, you can sign it here:

eci.ec.europa.eu/043/public/#/…

Please especially take note if you are a national of Spain, Slovenia, Belgium, or the Netherlands; the petition needs about 5x as many votes as it has now, but also needs to hit a threshold in four additional countries, and those are the four closest.

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Anybody know the cheapest us state to buy? I want to gift something to greenland for it's birthday this year🤔



on the wormsite. straight up squirmin it, and by it. well. lets justr say, my annelida


"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."

– Robert Frost





#WritersCoffeeClub Are you mindful of your readers' expectations? How so?

No. I write for myself. Either they like it or not. The readers ultimately review my work for better or worse.



I take no pleasure in plastering; nearly as miserable as cleaning off wallpaper glue. But I can manage okay in small areas. This work was critical to get right and bigger areas than I normally have to fix. It took three layers and rounds of sanding to get it to where I’m happy, and it’s not bad.


Homeopathy is bullshit but reading the successful "research" is fascinating for the psychosomatic conditions people develop and get over with just some sugar pills, like I was just reading a book with a guy who claimed it cured his chronic masturbation and his "extreme perversions" like bro couldn't stop jacking off on public transit and was healed by basically eating m&ms


On this day in 1781 william herschel discovered your anus
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I never knew I was that old. Well, I guess that explains why I'm so tired.


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Flickr at one point allowed users to see information about page views, which included referer data (so you could see how people were finding your work).

Fifteen years ago, I was a bit surprised to find that people were clicking through to this photo of our previous dog at the park after searching for "Cinemax After Dark".

#ThrowbackThursday #DogsOfMastodon #FediDogs



We have reached the “Hitler did nothing wrong” stage of Elon Musk totally not being a Nazi.


Good #Thursday morning, Mastodonians. It feels good to be back in familiar territory, and to be able to get my own coffee when I want it. 😀 It sounds pretty quiet outside, but I think more rain is supposed to come in this afternoon. Sweetie has a grooming appointment this morning, so hopefully she will be back home before it gets too bad. Other than her grooming appointment, we have nothing on the agenda, so we will see what the day brings. I hope it is a good one for everyone.


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Look how crazy this is 😵‍💫😂 mushrooms are SO amazing 🤩 this 🍄 has a Brain on the top of its cap!!! 🤩 🧠 🍄
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@mooseandriosmom lol 😂 i have such curly hair that I have an Afro on humid days (and every day here is humid 😂) so it’s like my spirit 🍄
@Mar
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I'm so happy you found your spirit animal. Mine is Rio he's so fuzzy at the moment. I'm not saying where my fuzz is located, maybe my ears like him.


Yesterday, I visited the Mauthausen Memorial. KZ Mauthausen was a Nazi concentration camp. This being my third visit, I had to give up after an hour; I was unable to continue thinking about the unthinkable that happened there. Just one good thought: In the museum, they show the bicycle of the survivor Stanislaw Kudlinski. It was given to him by nuns in Linz after the liberation, on which he set off for his hometown in Poland. A bicycle as a symbol of freedom.

#Brompton #BikeTooter #BikePacking




Sex is fake, they invented it to sell cheeseburgers.


Every morning M-F the radio station has a pastor come on to do a morning devotional. On a scale of 1-10 what are my chances of going to hell for saying: Shut the fuck up! How many commandants have you broken this week, you boring ass.



work rant, compassionate coworkers

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Although...perhaps I'll rename the moon to cheeserock and March's full cheeserock will be 'Cheddar Cheeserock. '
Yep. Hope they'll be clear skies for tonight's Cheddar Cheeserock so I can get a pic or two.





Liveblog: ++ Linke wirft Merz Missachtung des Parlaments vor ++

Die Linken-Gruppenchefin Reichinnek kritisiert das Vorgehen von CDU-Chef Merz beim Finanzpaket als "zutiefst undemokratisch". Merz und SPD-Chef Klingbeil werben um die Zustimmung der Grünen für Grundgesetzänderungen.

➡️ tagesschau.de/newsticker/liveb…

#Liveblog #Regierungsbildung



Valerie Costa opinion piece in The Guardian: Elon Musk targeted me over Tesla protests. That proves our movement is working #ValerieCosta #TeslaTakedown theguardian.com/commentisfree/…


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Welcome to life 2.01, the next version you encounter will be 2.11 but it will be just as strange even though you will understand less (or more). In order to continue progression of this handbook please be cautious in order to avoid the sort of disastrous catastrophe that destroyed many of the past participants, Stalin bless.


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posting some art i made a while ago (disregard the poor quality, i took the photo with my goofy ass chromebook)


I got married 5 years ago #today at the Taco Bell Las Vegas Wedding Chapel.
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There’s a Taco Bell wedding chapel in Las Vegas? That’s awesome!

My now-husband and I joked about eloping to Vegas and getting married at the chapel where they have Elvis impersonators officiate all the weddings.

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@MisuseCase Vegas is perfect for people who think marriage is more important than weddings.

The Taco Bell wedding has almost doubled in price since then, though.
tacobellwedding.com/products/w…



Need a dose of awesome?

Via #Maddow:

“If you're having a little trouble getting your day in gear, maybe borrow some energy from Rep. John Larson.”

Watch: youtu.be/6mFpn8BJLV4