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My final disposition on corporate social media...


In order to report my phone as lost, I have to log in to the carrier's website. In order to log in to the carrier's website, I have to type in my password as usual, and *then* I have to type in the 9 digit code they sent to my phone... My lost phone.

2-factor authentication has never *once* done me any good, but it sure has fucked up plenty of significant events in my life! Good job, Comp. Sci., you made everything suck.


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"Such an update allows the company in China to create an update that allows the bus to not run in any way. "

zetland.dk/historie/svNwC3c5-a…

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The most thought proving article I have read this week:

A Norwegian bus company wants to know if their buses could be abused by China in the case of war.

So they drive two buses deep into a limestone mine to isolate them from the internet and forensically investigate how they work.

In the mine, investigators discover a Chinese kill switch which could destroy all Chinese buses.

In Denmark, that is 57 percent of the bus fleet.

Source (Danish):

zetland.dk/historie/svNwC3c5-a…

in reply to Randahl Fink

@bobdvb
It is misleading though.
Not a kill switch a software update mechanism.
That doesn’t get clicks though does it
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y'all: debating how serious this is and whether is constitutes malice
me: wondering how I get the "testing busses in the cave" job

we are not the same



Isn't it funny how the right constantly wrings their hands over how members of any societal group they don't like, be it trans people, gay people, or even just users of recreational drugs, need to lose a bunch of their rights because somehow, they are a danger to children?

And by "funny", I mean "infuriating", because so many of them are themselves the actual threat to children...

thepinknews.com/2025/11/04/you…


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I must admit I have never thought of religion like this before (seen on my pixelfed timeline):
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"The plane was fueled with 38,000 gallons at the time, due to the lengthy trip to Hawaii - sparking a fire that spread to cover FIVE MILES."

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…



So I guess they don't have to say "papers, please" before violating your civil liberties any more...

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On the plus side, given Emperor Trumps' history of using shoddy materials and stiffing the folks who actually build his construction projects, there's a good chance that he'll be killed or incapacitated by his new ballroom!


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Linux: spending hours of your precious and finite life trying to figure out how the fuck do I make it do the thing

Windows: spending hours of your precious and finite life trying to figure out how the fuck do I stop it from do the thing

Computers in General, man

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MacOS: spending hours of your precious time trying to figure out why the fuck it's either doing the thing you don't want it to, or not doing the thing you do want.
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a nephew borrowed a Manjaro machine I am kind of happy with. Him: "Why are all the icons so tiny"
Me: "But I can use an external screen!"
Him: ...
Me: ...


It must be an amazingly stressless job, working for the Onion. US Politics has become so ridiculous, so reprehensible, that the jokes just write themselves!

Especially now that this "liberal", "democratic" politician has an endorsement from Emperor Trump...



15 years ago, when I said, "Ya know, decreasing deficits and severely restricting the Executive branch's power to something actually approximating 'constitutional' would be great for our nation," I was castigated by left-folk for being a "Tea-Party-Nazi". So what do we think now, 'the left'? Is it still good that we have an emperor rather than a public servant at the top?


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i have some weird stuff in my rack at the house in iowa that is on a network entirely to observe what the devices there do and there's at least one tplink gateway device with antennas pulled that i've been dying to catch doing something untoward in naive optimism of easily catching these things rolling out a carpet for a nation/state actor but so far the worst i can accuse tplink of is sloppy product engineering and security and that's something i'd describe a lot of vendors as.

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Trump's Department of Labor has a new social media ad campaign, and I thought I had seen that Aryan race vibe somewhere before, so I looked it up.

I truly hate how the Nazis always used white, tall, males in their propaganda, as if nothing else existed.

The new Trump regime ad has 13 different posters, and all characters are tall, white men.

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Just because the Republicans are trying to remove all our rights doean't mean it isn't bad when Democrats try to take away whatever is left!

This law would take domestic violence "red flag" determination (where the courts can already convict someone of being a violent threat who can never be allowed to own firearms without having to bother with any pesky constitutional due process) away from the courts and give it to the cops.

They're giving the criminal gang at least 40% of whose members will be engaging in domestic violence, statistically, the authority to convict someone of domestic violence.

Am I missing something here? Do we think that since cops are experts on beating your spouse, they have the expertise to recognize it in others?

timesunion.com/capitol/article…


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yep, Boris Johnson said when Covid came we should just let it rip.
Right up there with the eugenists
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Hitler was empovered by Bismarck, Not the beggar on the street.
Poverty brings criminals, drugs but no racists.
Either you are a racist or you aren‘t.
Many poor people don’t have that Choice. A racist has.
Far right is prospering in a Part of Germany where Porsche and Mercedes are located.
Don’t Sell yourself that cheap to Break it down to that Level where „white trash“ is responsible for racist.



I'm in dire need of an RDP "mouse jiggler"! When you have a security-martinet IT team, but need to read stuff on two connections while building on the 3rd, the two you aren't activating time out in like 5 minutes. IT says "As defined".

So, I need a way to send a jiggle or something to the inactive servers so that they think they are doing something and don't time out!

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@Blaise

Are these physical servers in your possession? Do they have wake on Lan set to true in the BIOS. Make sure you have ICMP turned on and the ports enabled and setup a cronjob to send them a ping. You can open the port for only a specific machine if openning ICMP to the Internet would be an issue.

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@Unus Nemo Unfortunately, I have no physical access and limited security rights on most of the machines I work on. The power and automotive industries are super-big on compartmentalized security.


An AI just told me that my prose is "punchy". I responded with a smart-ass comment denying pugilistic tendencies on my part. It began its answer with, "I suspect you already knew the difference, but were joking..." Then, it gave me a large treatise on the distinction anyway, just in case.

I'm less worried about an AI takeover than I am about AIs treating us all like they're our disappointed parents!


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Holy crap. If you're thinking you really want to know every possible technical detail of the submersibles owned by a redacted person who may or may not have directed 'Titanic', now's your chance!

media.defense.gov/2025/Sep/17/…

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Holy crap. If you're thinking you really want to know every possible technical detail of the submersibles owned by a redacted person who may or may not have directed 'Titanic', now's your chance!

media.defense.gov/2025/Sep/17/…



Seriously, though, Trump literally posted a video of himself *SHITTING* on Americans. And MAGA thinks it only splashes on liberals...

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Struggling with vibe coding? You just need to get better at prompting. Here is a six video series "course" to teach you how to write the most effective AI prompts and get the most out of vibe coding!

(Do you ever wonder what it would be like if there were some special language for giving commands to computers... a kind of prompting language so they would do *exactly* what you wanted? Maybe someone should invent that.)

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I'm sure you could bring forth something basic; see what you can cobble together after a few cups of java.

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Remember when we were all worried that Huawei had filled our telecoms infrastructure with listening devices and killswitches? It sure would be dangerous if a corporation beholden to a brutal autocrat became structurally essential to your country's continued operations, huh?

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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this thread to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

pluralistic.net/2025/10/20/pos…

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No National Cloud should be hosted outside that nation.

No national Cloud should be designed or maintained by companies with ties to foreign governments-that way lies espionage and kill-switch-fuelled blackmail.

@pluralistic

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nice writeup about the dangers of politicians getting control of information technology. I read this book some years ago, and Trump is using the levers like AT&T and others have been used before. amazon.com/Master-Switch-Rise-…

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MTG recently started making statements that don't sound completely insane. Possible explanations:
1) A handler has recently shoved their hand up her ass.
2) A new handler has their hand up her ass.
3) She recently escaped her handler.

Thoughts?



Some notes for the "UX" people out there designing user interfaces:

1) Don't mix menu options and gestures in the same workflow.
2) Don't mix menu options and gestures in the same workflow.
3) Don't mix menu options and gestures in the same workflow.
4) For pity's fucking sake, don't mix menu options and gestures in the same workflow!

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@Blaise

When everyone uses a developers library a developer thinks 'Great they all love my work!'. When someone does something similar in UI/UX the UI/UX design expert screams 'plagiarism, how dare they!'

UI/UX design experts are different breed. I believe the only one that really give a sh@t about them are other UI/UX designers. They are really the outcasts of the development community. By their own choice.



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Even if you are sure you don't need extra security, you need extra security. Change messengers! The people keeping you "secure" are farming you like pigs, and the slaughter is a-comin'!

friendica.rogueproject.org/dis…


In 2023, Signal was the first mainstream messenger to enable post-quantum cryptography. We’re still ahead of the (elliptical) curve, implementing a new hybrid PQ ratchet ensuring Forward Secrecy & Post-Compromise Security even in a post-quantum world. signal.org/blog/spqr/

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In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!

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Me: OK, I sent the memo. I think I've mastered organization-speak. I used it liberally.

Colleague, reading memo: Holy shit! Jesus, man, you can't use that many buzzwords in one sentence! Did you have your common-sense removed?

Me: Nah, you learn to just suspend it, and let the looney flow; It's actually kinda fun! I wonder if that's why managers do it in the first place....


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In 2023, Signal was the first mainstream messenger to enable post-quantum cryptography. We’re still ahead of the (elliptical) curve, implementing a new hybrid PQ ratchet ensuring Forward Secrecy & Post-Compromise Security even in a post-quantum world. signal.org/blog/spqr/
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I donated to Signal. Just read their blog post: amazing work!


So... Ummm... Has anyone told the evangelicals?

Jim Watson/Getty Images

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I-told-you-sos are considered to be preening, so how do you make people remember what you said and see the proof so they change their minds without doing it? This was all predictable, and predicted....

blaisehartley.com/2025/10/01/w…

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This is why we can't have nice things...

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@Blaise

Lol, I actually switched to GNU/Linux when Windows was just a MS/DOS application. Windows 3.11 had just released when I began using tutorials on usenet to build my own GNU/Linux installation. X Server was another story. It took literally weeks to download all the code successfully and For a very small while I used a bare bones X Server with no DE or WM. Boot magazine (now Wired) distributed a stripped down copy of Debian on their complimentary CD on one Issue and I finally got to try out Gnome and KDE which were both in their infancy. At first KDE had my attention, then as both matured, as I pretend I did as well, I learned to love the elegancy of simplicity and now I favor Gnome.

Have a great day!





So when Israel is finished killing all the AmalekitePalestinian men, women, and children, is the plan to keep going and kill all the camels and donkeys?

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Can't sell electric motorcycles to "real" bikers? Put a whole-ass extra non-working IC motor on the electric motor's output so e-bikers can throw away 50% of their charge on making everyone think they're just as selfish and obnoxious as regular bikers!

motorcycles.news/en/yamaha-e-m…
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they’ll never build it! Reminds me of the Fender “foto flame” experiment.