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Not for nothing, but if it's possible for an online service to "go down", then it really isn't decentralized, is it?

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PSA: You can write T-SQL, C#, and VB.NET code, unless you have to work on all 3 simultaneously, each to its own monitor. In that case, you really can't write T-SQL, C#, *or* VB.NET code.

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The first hundred dumbs of a new presidency are the most important for demonstration of how stupid a president's policies are...

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Persnickety frustration #4137: People who write the "sad/failed trumpet" sound, which sounds phonetically like "Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa" as "Womp Womp".

Dude, you've got the wrong onomatopoeia...

#4137

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Persnickety frustration #4137: People who write the "sad/failed trumpet" sound, which sounds phonetically like "Waaaa Waaaa Waaaa" as "Womp Womp".

Dude, you've got the wrong onomatopoeia...

#4137

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So listen, Catholics, just a thought: Now that your CEO position is open, you have an opportunity to change. Why don't you get together, sell off the church's $75,000,000,000 in assets, and *actually* give something to the poor, instead of just offering them scraps in return for good religiousness?

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How, exactly, did MS come to the conclusion that only letting users move files with a dangerous-sounding "Cut" option was better than leaving the 30-yr-tested "Move" option in context menus?

1st rule of software improvement: Don't fuck up the stuff that works because you want to add a new feature!

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How, exactly, did MS come to the conclusion that only letting users move files with a dangerous-sounding "Cut" option was better than leaving the 30-yr-tested "Move" option in context menus?

1st rule of software improvement: Don't fuck up the stuff that works because you want to add a new feature!

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We have forgotten so much about software and interface engineering over the past thirty years it's insane.

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So as near as I can tell, my daughter's 9-child softball team contains 2 Ellas, 1 Bella, and 2 Belles. I feel like maybe an entire generation of new parents all watched the same show, or something...

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So as near as I can tell, my daughter's 9-child softball team contains 2 Ellas, 1 Bella, and 2 Belles. I feel like maybe an entirr generation of new parents all watched the same show, or something...

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The Trump regime has ignored both the other branches of our government and our constitution. It's acting against all three, and states publicly it intends to continue.

What's the term for a government that is run by one person, unaccountable to anyone else?

nbcnews.com/politics/trump-adm…

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Of course, this will eventually have been what the Trump regime was planning the whole time. Never mind the obvious stupidity of the action and immediate frenzied pushback even from Trump supporters. That had nothing to do with it...
nytimes.com/live/2025/04/08/bu…

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My job? Build an error-handling system for code that handles errors in a controller that runs the plant error-proofing system.

This is not an exaggeration. My profession is... complex.

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I told you The Left made the federal government too powerful when was in charge. Now The Right is in charge, and that government is an invading force!

"They have taken people with valid work permits. They have taken people in retaliation for not sharing information."

wamc.org/news/2025-03-21/unpre…

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What Android needs is a way to deny an app notifications privs but *tell* it it got notifications privs, for the asshole apps that I don't want to send me fucking notifications but then retaliate with a "enable notifications!" popup on every launch

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"Do you want to turn on notifications"
'No'
"Really, we got all kinds of cool ones"
'No'
"To contiue we advice turning on notifications"
'No'
"Seriously just turn them on
'No, Delete'
"To delete you need to turn on notifications"
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@Trevorgoodchild it looks like there might be but you have to go into a second dialog.

one thing i am trying to figure out though is i think if you give an app notifications it changes how it behaves in sleep, which is the real reason some of these apps want notifications.


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For nearly a decade, I told people that cars that spy on you, require internet access/tracking data, may be updated (or bricked) at any moment, and have door handles that won't let anyone save you if you're unconscious are a bad bet, and the left told me to shut up...

cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/ev…

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Well, I guess having someone with rank-and-file military experience as SecDef at least means he knows how to manage "OPSec", right?

Right???

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@corruptian I think you want to believe that, but if you'll look at the facts and the track-record, you'd have to agree this is exactly the current regime's incompetent style...
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Hard to tell. He has a totally different management style to what is normal in DC, but sometimes this disruptive fast take approach works well.


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I feel compelled to point out that the loudest voices calling for public broadcasting's end could clearly use a little educational television...

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I read Project Hail Mary. I think I would eat a me burger.

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I painstakingly created a clean, bulletproof Facebook account, and it worked. Finally, able to interact with dumbfuck events and businesses using only Facebook online. Just now, I missed the VPN disconnect notification, and clicked on a Facebook link. And now my new account is banned.

Well, fuck.

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Me: At great cost and effort, I have made you pan-fried spaetzle with a from-scratch mushroom-onion gravy!

Kids: Ohmygog ohmygod, this is disgusting! Can we have box mac and cheese instead?

Me: How did I fail you?

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Our ally is being a bad ally because they aren't pleased that our president wants to steal their territory?!?!?

bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhwfn…

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Maybe we need a "Department of Garbage Engineering"!

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Stupid, populist bullshit is an easy target for corporations to exploit. A big part of "the emergency" at "the border" is nothing more than corporate lobbying to support private prisons, and they really don't care a whit about morality, ethicality, or legality.

theguardian.com/us-news/2025/m…

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On careful consideration, I don't really think that the general *motivation* to eliminate "DEI" from government, however misguided, is inherently racist. However, it sure as fuck is being *implemented* by a bunch of racists!

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It *is* a thing. Just not the thing they think.


this is why the nicest thing we can do for our fellows is often let them infodump at us while being encouraging, whether we know the subject well or not <3

every positive bonding interaction helps heal the trauma of years of being beat down for trying to be friendly </3


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I believe it is a good thing to be there and actually listen. Though do not expect immediate results. Healing takes time and you do not heal from years of trauma in a discussion. If we expect more than what is realistic then we could become jaded and believe we cannot help. This would be unfortunate.

Though regarding

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It is a thing. Just not the thing they think.

I agree completely. Often times people say "It happened for a reason..." and they are right. Just not the reason they suppose. Confirmation Bias is extremely hard for us to get past even with the best of intentions.


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"Eichorn recently introduced a bill that would declare 'Trump derangement syndrome' a mental illness."

fox9.com/news/minnesota-senato…

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In the 90s, MS's "Where do you want to go today?" ad earned derisive snorts from professionals. A concurrent coffee klatch opined, "It ought to be 'Here's where you're going today'", at which a bystander interjected, "Yeah, but Apple's is 'You're not going anywhere!'"

pcmag.com/news/apple-reportedl…

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Seal the doors, make another publicity stunt: strap it on a SpaceX launcher and yeet it into the sun.

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You know, if Tesla fired him and brought back the guys he stole the company from, they might have a chance...

theverge.com/tesla/627894/tesl…

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I just need to know. What possible advantage is it to medical practices to have their "hold" music play at 10-20 decibels higher than any of their actual messages, menus, notifications, or people?

Every time I call a doctor's office, I end up with impaired hearing in at least one ear!

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