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Report: Some Small Town Enjoying Last Days Of Anonymity Before Harrowing Tragedy
SOME SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN IN THE MIDWEST SOMEWHERE—Waking this morning without fresh memories of pain and suffering, national media attention, or ongoing services in memory of the victims, some no-name little American town is currently enjoying its las…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Between
As the light erupts across the sky
your morning has just begun
as cries of avow are birthed
I sing to you my little one...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between
You can endure no more of this abundance
Your girths limit has been reached
Ill content and miserable
I say to you my child...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between
Your barren face has lost its color
You are barely there at all
starving and desperate
I reason with you...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between
Not a thought for anything else can be
she is all that you will see
obsession overcomes thee
Will you hear my plea...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between
Her softest touch has torn your heart apart
madness grips you to your core
grief has manifest rage
listen to my screams
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between
As the light dims across the sky
your twilight finally arrives
as sorrow finds its rest
I utter my last goodbye...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between
Unus Nemo ~ aka Jamie Roy Robillard
Published: 2013 then again on 2014
Everything That Is Nothing
I am everything
that is nothing
I am nothing
that is real
everything surreal
is my ideal
my strength is my weakness
my hope is my despair
my voice is my silence
my life is unclear
the truth is a lie
the hope is my bane
the way is a myth
the joy is my grief
~Unus Nemo ~ AKA Jamie Roy Robillard
Server Update
I have managed to fine tune my instance for now. Though I will have to see how it handles heavier loads when new users signup. For now the logs only show anticipated issues. Such as graphics that are shared that are not to encoded to the standard and thus throw exceptions. I would rather those exceptions be handled though for now it is not a big deal as it does not affect the server performance.
I am still learning the Friendica codebase so it will be sometime before I can work out issues such as these. And there are far more pressing issues.
Interesting, apparently all those tariffs are expected to cause significant increases in the cost of beer.
"..Beyond malt, hops, yeast and water, aluminum is a key ingredient in the manufacturing process, used to make the cans for most of the craft beer sold at retail.... For the craft beer industry, which depends heavily on aluminum cans from Canada, the 25% increase will hit hard.... For us, in packaging, it’s probably the most expensive part of what’s in a six-pack... A typical Spiteful six-pack sells for $11.99 on store shelves, Klein said. He expects the retail price to go up at least $1 per six-pack after the tariff hits...."
#beer #tariffs #food #inflation
oregonlive.com/business/2025/0…
Craft brewers say Trump’s aluminum tariffs will raise the price of a six-pack
Tariffs may be another blow to already struggling craft brewers.Robert Channick (oregonlive)
Oh fasten your seat belts, because we're going to hit back with tariffs of our own, and TFP promises to escalate if we do, so that Aluminum tariff is going to go to 30%, 35%, 50%... whatever dumb number the moron thinks will do the trick, and when he does, we'll increase and/or expand our tariffs, so get ready for $18 six packs.
Oh, and $10/gal gas.
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'Stereotypes are a real time-saver.' Vintage Headline T-Shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.The Onion Store
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
MORRISTOWN, NJ—Complaining that he is never able to relax and just be himself, local dog Crackers reported Thursday that he feels as though he always has to be “on” when he’s around the family to whom he belongs.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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AARP Wondering If Anyone Will Notice Kathy Bates On Cover For 9th Issue In Row
WASHINGTON—Cautiously optimistic that the trend would continue to arouse no suspicions from readers, executives at AARP reportedly wondered Wednesday whether anyone would notice that Kathy Bates was appearing on the cover of the nonprofit’s bimonthly…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Wow, SpaceBar (formlery called "Fosscord") looks a lot like Discord.
SpaceBar is an open-source alternative to Discord.
Does it federate though?
revolt.chat/ is also an open source Discord clone, but doesn't federate, so you end up with a single super server anyway, so the open source and self-hostable part becomes rather moot.
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@collectifission
Why do you think you would end up with a single super server? It is enough when the client can connect to multiple servers at once. Your chats would be on your servers, and mine on mine, and each of our clients would connect to both.
Why would you even want to federate a chat server? It only complicates things – you do no longer have an authoritative timeline, and you invite spam the way Google Hangouts died in spam before it defederated random Jabber servers.
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"A woman is like a child": MAGA quickly turns its sights on stripping Republican women of power | Salon.com
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MAGA men are already coming for GOP women
Conservative women believe complicity will save them, but an emboldened far-right is gunning for their rightsSalon.com
theonion.com/doge-by-the-numbe…
DOGE By The Numbers
Elon Musk, the leader of DOGE, claims the organization’s sweeping cuts have already saved the government $55 billion. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the Department Of Government Efficiency.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Boss Thinks Female Employee Might Be Ready To Handle Job She’s Been Doing For Past 2 Years
NEW YORK—Believing she may be ready for a higher-level position within the company, a manager at Vidmark Interactive said Thursday that the time had quite possibly come to promote employee Megan Sharpe to the job she has already been doing for about …The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Have a written record of society’s collapse.
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Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens
CLEVELAND—Bemoaning the exhausting pattern into which his existence seemed to have fallen, local man Matthew Taylor told reporters Wednesday that he felt like his whole life was just an endless cycle of working, eating, sleeping, getting abducted by …The Onion Staff (The Onion)
http://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-wont-seek-reelection-in-2026/
Mitch McConnell Won’t Seek Reelection In 2026
Republican Senator Mitch McConnell announced that he won’t seek reelection next year, ending a decades-long tenure as a power broker who championed conservative causes but ultimately ceded ground to the fierce GOP populism of President Donald Trump.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
http://theonion.com/rest-of-party-thanks-fucking-god-2-guys-who-like-etymology-found-each-other/
Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
RALEIGH, NC—Breathing a sigh of relief as the pair of new acquaintances talked each other’s ears off without any extra input, the rest of the people attending a party Thursday reportedly thanked fucking God that the two guys who liked etymology had f…The Onion Staff (The Onion)
One more time: if you want your data safe, secure and available in two places DO NOT USE CLOUD SERVICES.
'Cloud service' = 'exposed to the eyes of the guy who runs your cloud server'.
Use Syncthing. Opensource. Free. Bomb-proof. syncthing.net/
Unless you're an iphone person, because iOS wants to keep you locked into -ahem 'incentivized'- to pay for iCloud.
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
CITY OF DIS, NETHER HELL–After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
Downtown Ottawa parkade at risk of collapse. The parkade is at 265 Laurier Ave W and gives on Slater St between Bank and O’Connor Streets. As a consequence, Slater St is closed to all.
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Un stationnement étagé du centre-ville d'Ottawa est à risque d'effondrement. Le stationnement est au 265 av. Laurier O et donne sur la rue Slater entre les rues Bank et O’Connor. Par conséquent, la rue Slater est fermé à tous.
// Article en anglais //
Born here? Sorry. Got cash? Okay, sure.
#CitizenshipForSale
#Trump floats $5 million '#GoldCard' as a route to #US #citizenship
Trump on Tuesday floated the idea of replacing a #visa program for foreign investors with a so-called "gold card" that could be bought for $5 million as a route to American citizenship.
#NationalSecurity #law #immigration #MafiaState #kleptocracy #USpol #idiocracy
reuters.com/world/us/trump-end…
Because #terrorists apparently don’t have money. They finance multimillion dollar operations on multiple continents FFS.
Then there’s the #RussianOligarchs, #DrugCartels, you name it.
#Trump is such a f⁕⚠︎ing idiot it is painful.
#NationalSecurity #law #immigration #GoldCard #citizenship #CitizenshipForSale #MafiaState #kleptocracy #USpol #idiocracy
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Your rare millionaires yearning to be free from regulation"
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House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
WASHINGTON—Seeking to mollify a segment of their base clamoring for inquiries into the president’s misconduct, House Democrats announced Tuesday that they would be holding the administration accountable by voting on an agricultural bill in which the …The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
WASHINGTON—Trying to figure out if he had a third brother he forgot about or if Don Jr. had just lost some weight, President Donald Trump was reportedly struggling Friday to remember how he was related to Elon Musk.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
JERUSALEM—In an astounding find that experts say offers a look at the intimate home life of Jesus of Nazareth, a team of archaeologists announced Wednesday they had uncovered the ancient Big Dog shirt that Christ wore to sleep in.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers
ITHACA, NY—Noting that the evolutionary quirk results in plenty of familial strife, herpetologists at Cornell University confirmed Tuesday that shingleback lizards are the only reptiles that mate for the sake of their aging mothers.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
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'It Only Tuesday' Headline T-Shirt
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.The Onion Store
FBI Warns iPhone, Android Users—We Want ‘Lawful Access’ To All Your Encrypted Data
UK forces Apple to provide encrypted data to security agencies—is America next?Forbes
after scrolling a bit, I got this lame error taking up the whole screen:
Application error: a client-side exception has occurred (see the
browser console for more information).
That makes no sense, but I'm on a mobile, so how the fuck am I supposed to look at a console?
The web page was looking fine until that popped up and obscured everything!
Crappy site!
As usual, archive.is saves the day: archive.is/ein6g
like this
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Aliveness Of Baby Quintuple-Checked Before Texting New Parents Congratulations
GREEN BAY, WI—In a comprehensive and thorough effort to ensure that nothing bad had happened, the aliveness of infant Liam Graham was reportedly quintuple-checked Tuesday before texting the new parents congratulations.The Onion Staff (The Onion)
TC Won't Give In To Lies
in reply to George Takei 🏳️🌈🖖🏽 • • •Please boost!
#GeneralStrike tomorrow, Feb 28th. Don't buy anything from an American corporation. There may just barely be time for the oligarchs to stop full-on fascism.
cbsnews.com/news/economic-blac…
Talk of a "Feb 28 Economic Blackout" is spreading on social media. What is it?
Anne Marie Lee (CBS News)ideaPDish
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