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Report: Some Small Town Enjoying Last Days Of Anonymity Before Harrowing Tragedy
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in reply to George Takei 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

Please boost!

#GeneralStrike tomorrow, Feb 28th. Don't buy anything from an American corporation. There may just barely be time for the oligarchs to stop full-on fascism.

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I have Kiwix and an offline copy of wikipedia on my phone, and my local Gen Z was so surprised and excited by the concept that I thought we should have a dedicated thing for it. Cheap e-reader plus 128GB SD card plus no wifi.
in reply to James Brown

Ooh I want! I have a dump from wikidata but it doesn’t have any photos or other media; did you do anything special to grab all of that?
in reply to Matthew Abbott

@matt kiwix.org did the legwork.


Between


As the light erupts across the sky
your morning has just begun
as cries of avow are birthed
I sing to you my little one...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between

You can endure no more of this abundance
Your girths limit has been reached
Ill content and miserable
I say to you my child...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between

Your barren face has lost its color
You are barely there at all
starving and desperate
I reason with you...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between

Not a thought for anything else can be
she is all that you will see
obsession overcomes thee
Will you hear my plea...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between

Her softest touch has torn your heart apart
madness grips you to your core
grief has manifest rage
listen to my screams
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between

As the light dims across the sky
your twilight finally arrives
as sorrow finds its rest
I utter my last goodbye...
'tis not at this extreme
'tis between

Unus Nemo ~ aka Jamie Roy Robillard
Published: 2013 then again on 2014



Jesus' theology as preached by the modern conservative movement:
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Everything That Is Nothing


I am everything
that is nothing
I am nothing
that is real
everything surreal
is my ideal

my strength is my weakness
my hope is my despair
my voice is my silence
my life is unclear

the truth is a lie
the hope is my bane
the way is a myth
the joy is my grief

~Unus Nemo ~ AKA Jamie Roy Robillard



Challenges




Server Update


I have managed to fine tune my instance for now. Though I will have to see how it handles heavier loads when new users signup. For now the logs only show anticipated issues. Such as graphics that are shared that are not to encoded to the standard and thus throw exceptions. I would rather those exceptions be handled though for now it is not a big deal as it does not affect the server performance.

I am still learning the Friendica codebase so it will be sometime before I can work out issues such as these. And there are far more pressing issues.



Interesting, apparently all those tariffs are expected to cause significant increases in the cost of beer.

"..Beyond malt, hops, yeast and water, aluminum is a key ingredient in the manufacturing process, used to make the cans for most of the craft beer sold at retail.... For the craft beer industry, which depends heavily on aluminum cans from Canada, the 25% increase will hit hard.... For us, in packaging, it’s probably the most expensive part of what’s in a six-pack... A typical Spiteful six-pack sells for $11.99 on store shelves, Klein said. He expects the retail price to go up at least $1 per six-pack after the tariff hits...."

#beer #tariffs #food #inflation

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in reply to AI6YR Ben

Oh fasten your seat belts, because we're going to hit back with tariffs of our own, and TFP promises to escalate if we do, so that Aluminum tariff is going to go to 30%, 35%, 50%... whatever dumb number the moron thinks will do the trick, and when he does, we'll increase and/or expand our tariffs, so get ready for $18 six packs.

Oh, and $10/gal gas.

in reply to AI6YR Ben

I guess it's time for a re-popularization of refillable, returnable glass bottles over the disposable bottles.

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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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DOGE: Department of Gross Errors

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AARP Wondering If Anyone Will Notice Kathy Bates On Cover For 9th Issue In Row
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Wow, SpaceBar (formlery called "Fosscord") looks a lot like Discord.

SpaceBar is an open-source alternative to Discord.

spacebar.chat/

github.com/spacebarchat

#Discord #Fosscord #OpenSource #SpaceBar #SpaceBarChat

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in reply to @reiver ⊼ (Charles)

Does it federate though?

revolt.chat/ is also an open source Discord clone, but doesn't federate, so you end up with a single super server anyway, so the open source and self-hostable part becomes rather moot.

in reply to Emil Jacobs - Collectifission

@collectifission
Why do you think you would end up with a single super server? It is enough when the client can connect to multiple servers at once. Your chats would be on your servers, and mine on mine, and each of our clients would connect to both.

Why would you even want to federate a chat server? It only complicates things – you do no longer have an authoritative timeline, and you invite spam the way Google Hangouts died in spam before it defederated random Jabber servers.

in reply to Kris

@isotopp "It is enough when the client can connect to multiple servers at once."

That really would be enough, agreed. That's really all I meant: use 1 account (registered on whatever server) to connect to everyone else.

@reiver



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DOGE By The Numbers
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Boss Thinks Female Employee Might Be Ready To Handle Job She’s Been Doing For Past 2 Years
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“Pretty much every day I roll out of bed, eat breakfast, head to the office, get beamed aboard the Kluforian mothership for medical analysis, and then go home—like, is this the rest of my life?” said Matthew Taylor
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Mitch McConnell Won’t Seek Reelection In 2026
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office


Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
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One more time: if you want your data safe, secure and available in two places DO NOT USE CLOUD SERVICES.

'Cloud service' = 'exposed to the eyes of the guy who runs your cloud server'.

Use Syncthing. Opensource. Free. Bomb-proof. syncthing.net/

Unless you're an iphone person, because iOS wants to keep you locked into -ahem 'incentivized'- to pay for iCloud.

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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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Good Morning. The Woof Crew and I are thinking of Spring, so here's a photo of them on green(ish)grass.

Have yourselves a deliciously happy hump day!



Downtown Ottawa parkade at risk of collapse. The parkade is at 265 Laurier Ave W and gives on Slater St between Bank and O’Connor Streets. As a consequence, Slater St is closed to all.

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- - -
Un stationnement étagé du centre-ville d'Ottawa est à risque d'effondrement. Le stationnement est au 265 av. Laurier O et donne sur la rue Slater entre les rues Bank et O’Connor. Par conséquent, la rue Slater est fermé à tous.

// Article en anglais //

#Ottawa

in reply to Edwin G.

Nor allowing people to take cars out is normal first step, but the cars will eventually be towed out to reduce load on structure. Not sure how long it will take. Feelfor that lady is is just a tourist with car trapped in it.
in reply to Jean-Francois Mezei

@jfmezei This is less likely now that the wall has fallen onto the main vehicle entrance. Unless they have a secondary access or force one in.


Born here? Sorry. Got cash? Okay, sure.
#CitizenshipForSale

#Trump floats $5 million '#GoldCard' as a route to #US #citizenship

Trump on Tuesday floated the idea of replacing a #visa program for foreign investors with a so-called "gold card" that could be bought for $5 million as a route to American citizenship.

#NationalSecurity #law #immigration #MafiaState #kleptocracy #USpol #idiocracy
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in reply to Nonilex

Wealth, especially inherited wealth, doesn't make you successful. Prime example is co prez the orange felon dummkopf. Note his six bankruptcies.
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in reply to Nonilex

"Give me your privileged, your rich,
Your rare millionaires yearning to be free from regulation"


House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
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job search, linux, please boost

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Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk
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Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
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Scientists Confirm Shingleback Lizards Only Reptiles That Mate For Sake Of Aging Mothers
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Only inaccurate six days a week.
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I wonder if the reason the current US regime hasn't started coming down on Signal yet is because they're still working on their own FOUO ( or however they plan to designate it ) fork or alternative. Once they have theirs, then I can see them coming for everyone else's. Just a thought as people build out resiliency and contingency plans.
in reply to Ryo Kimball

after scrolling a bit, I got this lame error taking up the whole screen:

Application error: a client-side exception has occurred (see the
browser console for more information).

That makes no sense, but I'm on a mobile, so how the fuck am I supposed to look at a console?

The web page was looking fine until that popped up and obscured everything!

Crappy site!

As usual, archive.is saves the day: archive.is/ein6g

in reply to Ryo Kimball

@Ryo Kimball @cR0w This is all nonsense. I was using End to End encryption 20 years ago on Pidgin. So if criminals want to use E2E Enc, they are going to. By compromising the integrity of E2E Enc provided by Apple, Samsung, and others it will only help the criminals not Law Enforcement. A criminal enterprise does not need E2E Enc supplied by their communication providers. They can use their own devices as they always have and will continue to do. There is no good that can come from this.


Aliveness Of Baby Quintuple-Checked Before Texting New Parents Congratulations
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My wife's very attractive friend messaged me to over to help with some DIY, while my wife was away and obviously in secret. Genuinely thought this was an affair so took a Viagra before I went. Absolutely wasn't and spent four hours building IKEA cabinets with an erection.