Per the HR employee evaluation website, on average I spend 25% of my week in technical or project management meetings. I spend another 20% trying to translate waterfall designs and deadlines provided by customers into tiny chunk tasks, each representing "a day's work", while I have to learn a new project management tool (or new interface to an old tool) every six months. I actually accomplish something productive for about 20 hours a week, all said and done.
Because we're "Agile"...
Mofo's don't let me get a stoopid microsoft account even after I gave them my mail and phone, so go figure out how to play MineCraft
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— (0.0.0.0/ 0)They want my DNS to validate account motherfokkeurs microsoft Billl Gates.
:ittle high I am little low
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeee...
And anywhere the wind blows it does not matter to mee
Bohemian Rhapsody | Muppet Music Video | The Muppets
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"What did I do?"
"You named that table!"
"It's a perfectly fine name!"
"You didn't have to suggest that name. You know Jim is a religious nut!"
"Look, 'Boolean Flag Translation Table' was just unwieldy. It had to be shortened."
"You named it '[B-Trans]' on purpose to cause trouble. Then you started using it like a verb, and telling Jim he 'should B-Trans... that data'!"
"We use all kinds of identifiers as verbs as a shorthand!"
"Which you knew when you planned this!"
"I really have no idea what you are talking about..."
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Verse 1 (paraphrased meaning): The singer takes on the role of a controlling dance instructor he wants to lead the dance, insists everyone let themselves be "controlled" a little, and promises to show them how it's done "correctly." He describes forming a nice round dance where "freedom plays on all the violins," music comes "out of the White House," and "Mickey Mouse stands in front of Paris."
Verse 2 (paraphrased meaning): He claims to know useful steps and to protect his followers from missteps; anyone who doesn't want to dance "doesn't yet know that he'll have to dance." He'll show them the direction "Santa Claus comes to Africa," and again "Mickey Mouse stands in front of Paris."
Coca~Cola, somebody's war
Rammstein - Amerika (Official 4K Video)
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The Deal That Finally Held: What's In It, What's Missing, and What Happens Next
After 106 days, six collapsed ceasefires, and a global energy crisis, Iran and the US have reached an agreement to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Here is what the deal contains, what it defers, and why this one may finally hold.Hormuz Strait Monitor
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Claude Fable5 try out for free then cancel prescription! In time..
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10 mins is about speed and blunders with a plan in the mind, regardless as long you acquired more points than opponent you just play it out.
The 30 mins I win mostly
Rapid Chess • MarioVerbicaroNeto vs masterplan8
MarioVerbicaroNeto (762) played masterplan8 (716) in a rated Rapid (10+0) game of chess. masterplan8 won by checkmate after 30 moves. Click to replay, analyse, and discuss the game!lichess.org
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Alas it is to late for me to die young, no wonder my luck ran out a long time ago ... 😉
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0001 My Current Project
Few years ago I got an idea of creating a who-done-it horror story for Halloween. Things didn’t go as planned ( ̄~ ̄;). Real life distractions made me spend too much time on cooking ideas for the story instead of actually working on it. And now my simple project transformed into a well-fed monstrosity with sharp teeth and claws to keep me firmly attached to it.
I did read about feature creeping that many developers face from time to time. Especially when working on something beloved and personal. But I didn't think a text-based interactive fiction can suffer from it. Luckily, my project is way behind the point where I couldn't stop myself without damaging it.
That being said, I am still short on time I can spend to work on it. But I want to finish it. One way or another. I hope releasing my intentions to the void will help me stay focused on this desire. In that case...
I'll be back.
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0000 Hello World
This is my Nth attempt at creating a Fediverse blog. And this time I finally got my space.
Thanks Rogue Project!
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in reply to Plan-A̵̛͈̬̥̿͋̓͛̕ • — (0.0.0.0/ 0) •Minecraft is not free, Bill Gates mom is free
Even Android version
I rather pay for a real game. Else.
Fucking Capitalism! may it rot and die.
What angers me is the disclosure of data and then get a you have to pay to play bullshit from a son of a whore who's game is not even his.
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Open source is crap, unplayable.
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