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All anal-retentive people just don't give a crap.
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Unbelievable. Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
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If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.
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Geez--if people would only listen to themselves, they would shut up.
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Gotta not forget that first basic rule of flying: keep the pointy end forward.
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Yes indeed, I do miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
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Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
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Okay, so I pulled the pin. Now what?
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No postage necessary if uploaded in the USA, but you might find it returned due to insufficient voltage.
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Hah. I'll mix my metaphors til the cows come home to roost!
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Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.
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Alright, then, It's okay to laugh in the bedroom. Just don't point.
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Yep, I started out with nothing.
I still have most of it left.
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Aha. I finally got it all together.
But I just forgot where I put it.
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Basically, all we really are is monkeys with car keys.
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Sheeeesh. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
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Fageddabouttit--It's as easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884...
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When it comes to the choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried yet.
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When you wave at me you'd better use ALL your fingers.
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Baby sitters are just kids that you hire to watch your TV.
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If we were normal, we wouldn't be here.
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If it's not one vice, it's a versa.
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All the cunning in the world just can't beat dumb luck.
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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Death must be just God saying that you're no longer cost efficient.
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Hi, greetings, hello and felicitations from Mr. Roget's Neighborhood
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