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Dang. All stressed out and no one to choke.

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2026-01-14 04:54:20

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Aural sex produces eargasms.

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All anal-retentive people just don't give a crap.

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If thine enemy offend thee, give his kid a drum.

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Unbelievable. Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

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Scrubbing floors is aardvark.

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If it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it.

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My pet theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

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Geez--if people would only listen to themselves, they would shut up.

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Gotta not forget that first basic rule of flying: keep the pointy end forward.

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Yes indeed, I do miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.

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Seven days without pizza makes one weak.

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Okay, so I pulled the pin. Now what?

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Drat. Now I wish I only had one more teragigadactylbyte.

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No postage necessary if uploaded in the USA, but you might find it returned due to insufficient voltage.

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Hah. I'll mix my metaphors til the cows come home to roost!

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Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.

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Alright, then, It's okay to laugh in the bedroom. Just don't point.

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Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
#caturday

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Yep, I started out with nothing.
I still have most of it left.

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Quicksand? It's a rarely used key similar to the ampersand.

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Aha. I finally got it all together.
But I just forgot where I put it.

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Basically, all we really are is monkeys with car keys.

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2026-01-14 02:53:32

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Sheeeesh. When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

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Fageddabouttit--It's as easy as 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884...

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That's MAGA world for ya. Reality Meter = [\......]

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If it isn't on fire, then it's a software problem.

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When it comes to the choice between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried yet.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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When you wave at me you'd better use ALL your fingers.

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Baby sitters are just kids that you hire to watch your TV.

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If we were normal, we wouldn't be here.

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If it's not one vice, it's a versa.

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Who beta-tested Preparations A thru G?

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All the cunning in the world just can't beat dumb luck.

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

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Death must be just God saying that you're no longer cost efficient.

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Hi, greetings, hello and felicitations from Mr. Roget's Neighborhood

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