Well fuck. Microsoft decided I need a new OS, so now I can't log in to my account!
Motherfuckers...
You know, when all those assassins failed to murder Trump, I thought it was for the best, what with murder being wrong and all. I'm beginning ro realize that the turmoil might have been worth it, if it meant we wouldn't have to live under this fascist dictator...
I just had to tell my son "Don't have a staring contest with a shark". It was not a metaphor.
OTOH, this may be the best metaphor ever!
