#HashtagGames
#BartenderTales

I've heard 'em all. Now I just refer the clientele to my new partner. She knows how to handle 'em. Her name is Lucy.

#HashtagGames
#BartenderTales

That's top secret because it's likely to be in the script for the next Simpsons. As you're well aware, one could fill a few full seasons with tales about Bart from any of his sitters. It's a work hazard you take in stride as a Bart tender.

#HashtagGames
#BartenderTales

Some gal keeps coming in here, ordering Jose Cuervo with a little salt and lime. Over and over. Then kisses all the cowboys, shoots out the lights, dances on the bar and then starts all the fights.

#ShelleyWest
"Now wait a minute, things don′t look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who's sleepin′ beside me?
He's awful cute, but how′d I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"