Some gal keeps coming in here, ordering Jose Cuervo with a little salt and lime. Over and over. Then kisses all the cowboys, shoots out the lights, dances on the bar and then starts all the fights.
#ShelleyWest
"Now wait a minute, things don′t look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who's sleepin′ beside me?
He's awful cute, but how′d I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"
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