Vampires!


OKay, so today at work me and a co-worker were talking about how vampires die if you drive a wooden stake through their heart. So we decided to test if another co-worker was a vampire. We drove a wooden stake stake through their heart, and they died! There you go! Definitive proof that vampires exist!


Uhm, by the way, if anyone needs a job we have an opening ;-).


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@Unus Nemo The Witch hunt

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Suspects were often examined for the "Devil’s mark" such as moles, warts, or scars, which were tested by pricking with needles to see if the accused felt pain.
study.com/academy/lesson/witch…

Accused individuals were subjected to perilous tests, such as the "swimming" test (judicium aquae frigidae), where they were thrown into water; floating indicated guilt because the water rejected them, while sinking was proof of innocence (though many drowned).
courses.lumenlearning.com/atd-…

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