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potus may leave soon, I want to transition @45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy when he does (my bot posts nickname hourly). I have 32 nicknames for Creepy Veepy (have 178 for Orange Menace). Please help the Furniture Fondler list by sharing nicknames you know or make up. #USpol #satire #comedy

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Captain Cushion Pusher
The Sectional-sexual
Sir Sofaphilia
Defiler of Daybeds

Pontiff Poacher
Holy See Slayer
Polonium of the Pontificate
Vatican Vacater

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Loveseat Literalist
La-Z Boing
Chaise Lounge Lubricator
I Dream of Genie
Chesterfield Molesterfield
Modular Mounter
Convertible Consummater
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Oh my gosh. So good. Thank you! Chesterfield Molesterfield had me laugh out loud ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™m probably too tired to get it, but how does I Dream of Genie figure in?
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@45names

Much obliged, sir. My pleasure.

Genie is a couch brand, as opposed to Jeannie from the tv show.

#48NameAnHour

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