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This made me LOL: While doing some research on the MAGA wingnut Laura Loomer (for no particular reason) I found a document indexed by Constella Intelligence that shows that in 2022 someone sent Loomer a delivery from shitexpress[.]com, a real business that will let you pick from a bunch of different kinds of animal feces to ship to someone's doorstep.

The accompanying message was curiously signed, "Sorry about your pay pal 🙁 " The sender in this case appears to have chosen to send horse shit.

Having been the recipient of one of these highly odiferous packages, you somehow immediately suspect what is inside based on the stink, heft, and squishiness of the package, even before you notice the sender is shitexpress.

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in reply to BrianKrebs

If this Politico item from August is to be believed, Kennedy is next on Loomer's list - for all the wrong reasons, of course:

politico.com/newsletters/playb…

"Kennedy has long raised Loomer’s hackles. She has called him a 'Marxist' and 'a very problematic person'. And her new focus on Kennedy’s department comes following Vinay Prasad’s reinstatement to his role regulating vaccines — just two weeks after Loomer led a successful campaign for his ouster over allegations that he was a 'progressive leftist saboteur undermining President Trump’s FDA'.”

August 8: DW News: Who is far-right influencer Laura Loomer? youtube.com/shorts/74XafvwcnkU

in reply to BrianKrebs

😁
Thanks for the impulse for no particular reason.
ping @ofosos 😀
@Mark
in reply to BrianKrebs

this is a nice metaphor for consumer society. ;)

i frequently get delays in shipments of things i want or need, but i can get shit delivered express...

in reply to BrianKrebs

This is funny as hell, but i would think this would be illegal due to health concerns.

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in reply to BrianKrebs

How would Trump's tariffs impact this service if it comes from Slovenia?
😂

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in reply to BrianKrebs

A company I haven't heard the name of uttered since.....
in reply to BrianKrebs

what kind of shit did you get?

Someone sends me horse shit, I’d use it in the garden. As Elaine Benes said: “I love manure!” (the episode where a valet with BO stinks up Jerry’s car)

in reply to XCondE

@xconde I don't remember inspecting it very closely after realizing what it was. Pretty sure I tossed it in the trash can immediately.
in reply to XCondE

@XCondE @BrianKrebs
HA! That's exactly what occurred to me when I was in the middle of reading the OP. I'd put that prominently in a front bed and throw seeds on it.
in reply to BrianKrebs

i have a list of places to send care packages like this, but i don't have any confidence in it remaining confidential.

in the event this becomes evidence in a trial, i am merely kidding. how dare you take me seriously.

in reply to BrianKrebs

not trying to lazyweb you but do they have a product for indie researchers?

i just realized i could probably get great data and measurements in a book i'm writing. it's not obvious but it's about mental health and cybersecurity; the pathologies that prevail, the influence it's had. but also harms. ptsd from abuse mats; could quantify likely exposures? other harms i'm unaware of, global incidents to anchor, etc

(but i can't likely afford whatever they charge cuz it's worth a lot 😂 )

in reply to BrianKrebs

ok i'm a guy that loves to hypothesize and occam's razor in weird directions. someone reported her account at paypal because they knew she was doing something shady (being paid by someone? buying nazi paraphernalia?) and paypal seized her account and did whatever they do when they rob their customers.

probably put it in a money market account and use it as collateral to secure other loans.

in reply to Emory

@Emory
They have multiple ways of robbing their customers and you don't have to be a shady customer to get that treatment. Friends don't let friends use PayPal.
in reply to Radio Free Trumpistan

@claralistensprechen5th well "sorry about your paypal" suggested to me that someone else did something that triggered paypal to whack it. my former father in law still calls me about his g-ddamn paypal account and my housekeeper doesn't understand apple pay only venmo. also nannies like venmo for incidentals. otherwise i only conduct business with nickels and dimes. i don't want that traced.
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@Emory
You're preaching to the choir then. Somebody, go out and tell those nannies.
😉
in reply to Radio Free Trumpistan

i did get the last one into applepay. the payroll stuff via a service care.com owns called HomePay but they go to Starbees or a movie or shopping or boba, all that is just shit i pay for so i zap it to her applepay and everybody takes it (big 10 college town there's bitcoin atms here) i really love applepay and the swapping numbers. i gave the pharmacy my applecash "allowance" money over the phone the other day. that was great cuz trying to avoid credit even temporarily.
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in reply to Radio Free Trumpistan

@claralistensprechen5th any time if anyone has to for whatever stupid reason use paypal for the love of god don't leave money there get it the hell off and into a proper account or even something coinbase offers i guess what do i know about money i just spend it
in reply to BrianKrebs

A respectable New Zealand supplier:

zoodoo.co.nz/