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I am not deep into #LordOfTheRings lore, but I was listening to a podcast today and it made me wonder, do you think there's something that elves would enjoy eating that humans would not?
in reply to Jack

@Jack
Yes. House elves in particular enjoy eating that sock you knew went into the laundry but went missing when you paired socks up.
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@Jack
Oh wait, hobbits never had house elves.
Perhaps Tolkien's elves didn't adapt to houses until AFTER "the time of the elves". NM. Everybody either lived in some castle or some mountain while humans lived in huts.

Alt = House Elf Dobby

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