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Boater fraud.

Via Jeff Sharlet
‪@jeffsharlet.bsky.social‬
“I want battleships sailing down Constitution Ave!” “But, Sir—“ “I *want* it!” The toddler king will flood the city for his boat parade.

‪New York Magazine‬
‪@nymag.com‬
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Army parade ‘disappointed’ Trump, so Navy will do one too. The U.S. Navy is reportedly throwing Trump an even bigger military parade this fall, as he wasn’t satisfied by the first one.

in reply to Laffy

I would have absolutely sworn to God that this is a shitpost, that nothing so stupid could possibly be true. But you don't do shitposts.
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Laffy
@LeslieBurns That would be so great
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Laffy
@Lizette603_23 Maybe he'll spend the day on his golden poop deck. Real word.
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in reply to Laffy

Ooooh... but the potential for malicious compliance is off the chart, like the soldiers marching out of step and the squeaky tank.

The US Navy apparently has the rights to The Village People's song "In the Navy." Let's celebrate our brave LGBT service members and veterans! ✊🏼 :pride_flag2:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_N…

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Where is the iceberg?
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Laffy
@Lizette603_23 Hey, Mr. Laffy's show! I shall not sully!
in reply to Laffy

Ok, but Boater Fraud is genius.

As a navy seal brat, this orange asshole just fired the head of the Seals, the commander of Seal Team 8, and now he wants the navy to fete him? Yeah, alright buddy, you just stand right here out in the open.

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@Lizette603_23

Somebody should tell him, like they should but won't on some other things...

in reply to Laffy

Just amazing that a draft dodger like Ol’Bonespurs is so hooked on displays of military might.
Guess might be yearning for those North Korea style military displays.
in reply to bouriquet

@bouriquet It's his symbol of "strength and power"... trying to prove that his 🍄isn't small