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Vampire legends were made up by Big Garlic to sell more garlic.
in reply to Oblomov

It was pointed out that garlic is a blood thinner, and would make it easier for a vampire so it was probably them that started the rumour.
in reply to ohmrun

@ohmrun

Capitalist corporations or vampires?

Blood sucking leeches either way

@oblomov

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@Oblomov

It has always been my belief that Vampires love garlic. So they spread the word that they are severely allergic to it to get people to hang it on their front door. Free garlic! 😀

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