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After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell on hard times
A photo of a toilet roll holder very much in the shape of Clippy, Microsoft's assistant and precursor to AI
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The Human Capybara
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The Human Capybara
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"It looks like you're doing Number 2.
Would you like help?
🔵 Get help with Number 2.
🔵 Just do Number 2 without help.
⬜ Don't show me this tip again."
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Ashwin Dixit
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Ashwin Dixit
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It looks like you are trying to poop. May I offer a few helpful suggestions?

The way to poop is squeeze your abdominal muscles, while loosening your sphincter muscles simultaneously. Take a deep breath. Exhale. Now, push down.

If that doesn't work, you should try a nicotine vape, which can help relax those muscles and make the shit go down easy.

Have you found these suggestions helpful? Please help microshit corp serve you better shit. Rate us on a scale of 1-11, using AI.

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Ashwin Dixit
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Ashwin Dixit
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....aaah rigato! 😃
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Dave Sanderson 🇨🇦🍁
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It might be a shitty existence but at least now people will appreciate the roll ... er, role … he now quietly performs.
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