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Boater fraud.

Via Jeff Sharlet
‪@jeffsharlet.bsky.social‬
“I want battleships sailing down Constitution Ave!” “But, Sir—“ “I *want* it!” The toddler king will flood the city for his boat parade.

‪New York Magazine‬
‪@nymag.com‬
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Army parade ‘disappointed’ Trump, so Navy will do one too. The U.S. Navy is reportedly throwing Trump an even bigger military parade this fall, as he wasn’t satisfied by the first one.

in reply to Laffy

Oh. My. God. Someone get him a rubber ducky and a lil boat for his bathtub & forever lock the door.
in reply to Laffy

I would have absolutely sworn to God that this is a shitpost, that nothing so stupid could possibly be true. But you don't do shitposts.
in reply to Laffy

If the Navy had any cojones, this would involve miniatures of various famous naval ships, à la Shriners’ minicars in local parades.
in reply to Laffy

@Lizette603_23

Somebody should tell him, like they should but won't on some other things...

in reply to Laffy

Ooooh... but the potential for malicious compliance is off the chart, like the soldiers marching out of step and the squeaky tank.

The US Navy apparently has the rights to The Village People's song "In the Navy." Let's celebrate our brave LGBT service members and veterans! ✊🏼 :pride_flag2:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_N…

in reply to Laffy

Ok, but Boater Fraud is genius.

As a navy seal brat, this orange asshole just fired the head of the Seals, the commander of Seal Team 8, and now he wants the navy to fete him? Yeah, alright buddy, you just stand right here out in the open.

in reply to Laffy

Just amazing that a draft dodger like Ol’Bonespurs is so hooked on displays of military might.
Guess might be yearning for those North Korea style military displays.
in reply to bouriquet

@bouriquet It's his symbol of "strength and power"... trying to prove that his 🍄isn't small
in reply to Laffy

One of the boat floats must be named Trumptanic and resemble the Titanic, the biglyest, bestest ship of its time. It was so great, they only used it once.
in reply to Laffy

I guess the tariff taxes are hauling in a lot of money Trump to waste while people suffer and die.