Vampires!
OKay, so today at work me and a co-worker were talking about how vampires die if you drive a wooden stake through their heart. So we decided to test if another co-worker was a vampire. We drove a wooden stake stake through their heart, and they died! There you go! Definitive proof that vampires exist!
Uhm, by the way, if anyone needs a job we have an opening 
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