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#OverindulgenceASongOrPoem
It's a pain in my head, bugs in my bed,
And my pants are so old that they shine.
Out on the street, I tell the people I meet,
To buy me a bottle of wine.
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine
When ya gonna let me get sober...
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On top of Spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
Just leave it there, please.
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The one-eyed two-toed flying purple people eater just gave up purple people for Advent.
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I ate so much that it feels like a nameless horse.
And that horse shall remain Nameless.
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I put too many limes into too many coconuts.
#Nilsson
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#ThanksgivingQuotes
I said pee-can PIE!
Our bathroom works just fine, you don't need a can for that.
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When I'm done eating I'm gonna go lay down in the Best Buy parking lot.
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I can't believe I ate the wholllllle thing.
#AlkaSeltzerCommercial
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I'm not the only one at the table who will eventually regret partaking of that bean casserole.
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Who let him get his nose under the office tent?
Alt= GIF of Hump Day Camel speaking with human lips to ask what day this is.
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#BlackoutWednesdayAnything
Alt= The Hump Day Camel saying "Mike!! Mike Mike Mike Mike. Guess what day it is, Mike?!! OH YEAH!!" Captioned "Black that **** out"
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What Pugsley wishes he could do.
Alt= image of a Saint Wednesday Addams sticker
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Yeah, these Hashtag Games now put that damn earworm in my head. Nancy White's "Moose On The Highway"....
Moose on the highway
In the dark of the night
Caught in your headlights
Tremblin' with fright
Lord liftin' Jesus that's some awful sight
Moose on the highway at night!
I've had adventures all over the Earth
I broke my leg once
And I've given birth
Put a pop-tart in a toaster
And watched 'er explode
Nothing so scary as a moose on the road...
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#RoadTripComplaints
No VeeBugs to play Slug Bug With.
#VWBeetle
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There's a big McDonald's sign and no exit ramps.
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My back seat's full of burger wrappers and they won't let me thru to Canada from the US only because the wrappers are driving the drug dogs bonkers.
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Driver's coming down with White Line Fever
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Six days on the road and I ain'na gonna make it home tonight.
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We're not there yet.
We're not there yet.
We're not there yet.
We're not there yet....
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Great Deal!
The Hobbit & The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Okay, when I ordered these, which I bought from Thrift Books, they said new condition. They were not just in new condition, they were pristine. I hated to even break the plastic wrap of the box set π
Unus Nemo
#books #jrrtolkien #thehobbit #lord of the rings
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in reply to Sylkykat (she/her) πππ¦π±βοΈπΊπ¦ • •Give it time. Only his hand is purple and he would do to ripen up a bit more.