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#WoreOutWeekendASong
I got pooped and I missed it
I got pooped and I missed it
I got pooped, and I slept right through
#DrHook
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Makin' a livin' the old, hard way
Takin' and givin' by day by day
Diggin' outta snow and mud and the rock-breakin' time
Draggin' my ass (draggin' my ass)
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Worked up in a coal mine
But goin' down down down
Worked up in a coal mine
Whew!--on the couch I'm down down
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#OverindulgenceASongOrPoem
My skibidi runneth over.
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Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie ie ie
I feel like I'm gonna die ie ie...
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Now wait a minute, things don't
Look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who is
Sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
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I'll do anything for meatloaf but I won't do that.
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It's a pain in my head, bugs in my bed,
And my pants are so old that they shine.
Out on the street, I tell the people I meet,
To buy me a bottle of wine.
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine
When ya gonna let me get sober...
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On top of Spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
Just leave it there, please.
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The one-eyed two-toed flying purple people eater just gave up purple people for Advent.
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Give it time. Only his hand is purple and he would do to ripen up a bit more.
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I ate so much that it feels like a nameless horse.
And that horse shall remain Nameless.
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I put too many limes into too many coconuts.
#Nilsson
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#ThanksgivingQuotes
I said pee-can PIE!
Our bathroom works just fine, you don't need a can for that.
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When I'm done eating I'm gonna go lay down in the Best Buy parking lot.
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I can't believe I ate the wholllllle thing.
#AlkaSeltzerCommercial
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I'm not the only one at the table who will eventually regret partaking of that bean casserole.
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Who let him get his nose under the office tent?
Alt= GIF of Hump Day Camel speaking with human lips to ask what day this is.
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#BlackoutWednesdayAnything
Alt= The Hump Day Camel saying "Mike!! Mike Mike Mike Mike. Guess what day it is, Mike?!! OH YEAH!!" Captioned "Black that **** out"
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What Pugsley wishes he could do.
Alt= image of a Saint Wednesday Addams sticker
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Yeah, these Hashtag Games now put that damn earworm in my head. Nancy White's "Moose On The Highway"....
Moose on the highway
In the dark of the night
Caught in your headlights
Tremblin' with fright
Lord liftin' Jesus that's some awful sight
Moose on the highway at night!
I've had adventures all over the Earth
I broke my leg once
And I've given birth
Put a pop-tart in a toaster
And watched 'er explode
Nothing so scary as a moose on the road...
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#RoadTripComplaints
No VeeBugs to play Slug Bug With.
#VWBeetle
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