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Cuz I got them
Steadily depressin', low-down, mind-messin'
Workin' at the carwash blues.
#JimCroce
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A puzzle: over 90% of East Asians are genetically lactose intolerant. So then why is there dairy everywhere?Chinese Cooking Demystified (Chinese Cooking Demystified Substack)
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Ya load 16 tons and whaddaya get
Another day older and deeper in debt
St. Peter, don'tcha call me cuz I won't go
I'm stayin' in bed til tomorrow at 4.
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I just shut off that Strawberry Alarm Clock.
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Anything by the Snooze Magoos. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
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I got pooped and I missed it
I got pooped and I missed it
I got pooped, and I slept right through
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Makin' a livin' the old, hard way
Takin' and givin' by day by day
Diggin' outta snow and mud and the rock-breakin' time
Draggin' my ass (draggin' my ass)
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Worked up in a coal mine
But goin' down down down
Worked up in a coal mine
Whew!--on the couch I'm down down
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My skibidi runneth over.
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Apples Peaches Pumpkin Pie ie ie
I feel like I'm gonna die ie ie...
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Now wait a minute, things don't
Look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who is
Sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had to much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start any fights?
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I'll do anything for meatloaf but I won't do that.
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It's a pain in my head, bugs in my bed,
And my pants are so old that they shine.
Out on the street, I tell the people I meet,
To buy me a bottle of wine.
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine
When ya gonna let me get sober...
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On top of Spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
Just leave it there, please.
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The one-eyed two-toed flying purple people eater just gave up purple people for Advent.
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Give it time. Only his hand is purple and he would do to ripen up a bit more.
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I ate so much that it feels like a nameless horse.
And that horse shall remain Nameless.
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I put too many limes into too many coconuts.
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I said pee-can PIE!
Our bathroom works just fine, you don't need a can for that.
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When I'm done eating I'm gonna go lay down in the Best Buy parking lot.
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I can't believe I ate the wholllllle thing.
#AlkaSeltzerCommercial
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I'm not the only one at the table who will eventually regret partaking of that bean casserole.
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Who let him get his nose under the office tent?
Alt= GIF of Hump Day Camel speaking with human lips to ask what day this is.
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