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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

Sorry to disappoint, but Dancer is male and doesn't have a "full name" beyond that, so stop calling him The North Pole Dancer.

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OK, hear me out:
Current experiments seem to be producing skin-based(pressure or vibration) remote object detection for blind people. If it works, lets make them superhuman by plugging their devices into things like car radar systems, active radar sets, or topographic satellite data!

I. See. EVERYTHING.



The man in charge of all the apparati of power in the US never finished a construction on time *or* paid his subcontractors the full amount agreed to. What could possibly go wrong?



Đe English language once had an alphabet đat actually represented its sounds. It's past time we fix this. I propose the letter Đorn ("Thorn", Đ, đ) as the first back-substitution.

Who's wiđ me?

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#HashtagGames
#WaitingForSanta

Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire til dawn
With a deck of 51
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo....
#StatlerBrothers





#HashtagGames
#WaitingForSanta

I'm warning you, Nick. If you don't get here right now, I'll have eaten all your cookies and drunk all your milk before you get here.

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#HashtagGames
#WaitingForSanta

Playing the Kinks on loop.
So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for Youuuuuuuuuuu

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Now that I'm an old man, I'm really glad I practiced being crochety all those years...


Friends, free yourselves from the bonds of Goopple! The time of the degoogling (and deappling - unappling? disappling?) is nigh!

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For Pete's Fucking SAKE, can we stop with the "We'll log you in just as soon as you return this code we emailed you." bullshit, please!

It shouldn't take 5 fucking minutes to log into fucking Vrbo!

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OK, hear me out: A kung-fu school chain named "Futopia"

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Unus Nemo


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Turkey Necks & Pig Tails




Me: I made chicken fried rice from sctratch using a recipe from an actual chinese chef. In a real wok!
Kids: Oh
Wife: I kinda like it better than the stuff from our regular place.
Me: My work's done here...