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#MashUpChristmasAnything

Elfis Presley
(credit goes to #BobRivers' Elfis Story)

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#MashUpChristmasAnything

The restroom door said "Gentlemen" and so I walked inside
#BobRivers #NoEffort
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Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics by Bob Rivers

Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics, Bob Rivers, BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID
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@thegarbagebird I was told that I could use a time machine and that happens to be something I've gotten good at, so....


Virtual #SecretSanta

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#MashUpChristmasAnything

Every Present Everywhere All At Once

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Moby Dickens Christmas Carol Ted & Alice

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Susan ✶✶✶✶

2025-12-25 01:54:06

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mastodon.social/@The_Whore_of_… The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social - An Addams Family Christmas

#cartoons #Christmas


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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

As a matter of fact, you ARE indeed correct. This planet is bipolar.

#hashtaggames #tootstoandfromthenorthpole

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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

I wouldn't do that if I were you, even though it's grammatically correct.
NEVER call a citizen of Gdansk a "North Pole".

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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

That's just a myth--none of the barbers here have painted the North Pole with red and white stripes.

#hashtaggames #tootstoandfromthenorthpole

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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

No, the Polecat does NOT live here.

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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

I'm positive of the polarity of the North Pole, and it doesn't change appearance even after May arrives.

#hashtaggames #tootstoandfromthenorthpole

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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

Sorry to disappoint, but Dancer is male and doesn't have a "full name" beyond that, so stop calling him The North Pole Dancer.

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All your night are belong to stars.

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Orion Belt

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OK, hear me out:
Current experiments seem to be producing skin-based(pressure or vibration) remote object detection for blind people. If it works, lets make them superhuman by plugging their devices into things like car radar systems, active radar sets, or topographic satellite data!

I. See. EVERYTHING.

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plan-A
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plan-A
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@Blaise I will call you the Overseer from now on instead of the hatchet thrower
@Blaise

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I have this stupid Fallout Like Song playing in my head heard in the grocery
"Let it snow, let it snow. let it snow" as refrain and this annoys me so much
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plan-A
 — (Proud Eskimo!) •
@Jamez Barrett 🜃 ॐ Ⓐ You can't in groceries unless you have ear caps on..
Then the cashier will ask me, Sir , do you have anything else in your pockets?
And I'll respond> I'm sorry I do not understand your language, try lip language and mime
@Jamez Barrett 🜃 ॐ Ⓐ

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The man in charge of all the apparati of power in the US never finished a construction on time *or* paid his subcontractors the full amount agreed to. What could possibly go wrong?

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Đe English language once had an alphabet đat actually represented its sounds. It's past time we fix this. I propose the letter Đorn ("Thorn", Đ, đ) as the first back-substitution.

Who's wiđ me?

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#WaitingForSanta

Doing the Time Warp again

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Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire til dawn
With a deck of 51
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo....
#StatlerBrothers

#hashtaggames #StatlerBrothers #waitingforsanta

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diana 🏳️‍⚧️🦋

2025-12-23 02:10:35

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#WaitingForSanta

Just watched "Holiday Inn" for the 11th time.

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#WaitingForSanta

I'm warning you, Nick. If you don't get here right now, I'll have eaten all your cookies and drunk all your milk before you get here.

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#WaitingForSanta

Playing the Kinks on loop.
So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for Youuuuuuuuuuu

#hashtaggames #waitingforsanta

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#WaitingForSanta

No.
I can't even.
NO!

#hashtaggames #waitingforsanta

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Now that I'm an old man, I'm really glad I practiced being crochety all those years...

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Friends, free yourselves from the bonds of Goopple! The time of the degoogling (and deappling - unappling? disappling?) is nigh!

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How to get the Murena Fairphone (Gen. 6) in the US: a sustainable, privacy-first, deGoogled smartphone - Murena - deGoogled phones and services

Is Fairphone available in the US? If you’re wondering where to buy the Fairphone (Gen.6) in your country, here are good news for you: The sustainable, repairable, and privacy-focused Murena Fairphone (Gen.
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