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#WindDownChristmasASong
All
My
Friends
Know the Slow Reindeer....
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Something else. Mastodon isn't the only software in the Fediverse, and I'm on an alternative myself: Friendica. Diaspora is yet another alternative but Mastodon doesn't federate with it--Friendica does.
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#MashUpChristmasAnything
Elfis Presley
(credit goes to #BobRivers' Elfis Story)
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#MashUpChristmasAnything
The restroom door said "Gentlemen" and so I walked inside
#BobRivers #NoEffort
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Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics by Bob Rivers
Restroom Door Said Gentlemen Lyrics, Bob Rivers, BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE RESTROOM DOOR SAIDwww.streetdirectory.com
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@thegarbagebird I was told that I could use a time machine and that happens to be something I've gotten good at, so....
Virtual #SecretSanta
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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
As a matter of fact, you ARE indeed correct. This planet is bipolar.
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I wouldn't do that if I were you, even though it's grammatically correct.
NEVER call a citizen of Gdansk a "North Pole".
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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
That's just a myth--none of the barbers here have painted the North Pole with red and white stripes.
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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
No, the Polecat does NOT live here.
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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
I'm positive of the polarity of the North Pole, and it doesn't change appearance even after May arrives.
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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
Sorry to disappoint, but Dancer is male and doesn't have a "full name" beyond that, so stop calling him The North Pole Dancer.
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OK, hear me out:
Current experiments seem to be producing skin-based(pressure or vibration) remote object detection for blind people. If it works, lets make them superhuman by plugging their devices into things like car radar systems, active radar sets, or topographic satellite data!
I. See. EVERYTHING.
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The Misophonic Spree
in reply to Radio Free Trumpistan • • •Slow
Rein
Deer
Rides a little slower
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