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Speed bump circles
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I resolve to continue to fart in your general direction.
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Invent unions--except I'll call 'em guilds just to slide under the boss' wire.
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Return all junk mail to the forgery.
I won't do chain mail either.
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I forswear tights--they run faster than I do.
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I've been celebrating the #NewYear most of the day with the broadcast from Vienna, with a lot of #Strauss. I catch it on the radio first because at least #NPR doesn't ruin the second finale, which is the Radetzky March, while #PBS craps on it every time with rolling credits and infernal announcements.
Of course the only way to catch the visuals and historical context is to view it on PBS later in the day...however...the ballet pieces left a lot to be desired this year so I hope they change choreographer. What's with this strewn 8 1/2 by 11 papers all over the place??? Couldn't you find silk roses to toss around with the Roses From The South Waltz? Doing that with the Diplomat Waltz made sense after a fashion, but it was definitely overdone. To think you killed a tree for that.
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No wound is too large to stop a good fight. Have at you! Tis but a flesh wound!
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It may sound kinda cruel, but I've been silent too long--
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.
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No No No No, I can't take it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please, it only makes me wheeze
And then it makes it hard to shop in store
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What mess is this that came to rest
On us all last year that came creeeeeeping...
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lose weight so that I can bend over far enough to kiss my ass goodbye when Agent Orange pushes that red button.
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The second when 2025 goes down the toilet, remember to flush.
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"Trump responded, āMy friends will get hurt.ā" - If this doesn't convince you he's a crook and a cheat, you are trying to not be convinced.
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