Listen, America, after reading the Donald's latest remarks about how he plans to cancel elections and rewrite the Constitution, I've come to a realization. In 10 years, this disrespectful jackass will be dead, one way or another. The only real question left is whether the men standing over his grave are giving it a NAZI salute, or pissing on it. If you dumbfucks decide to wake up and make the right choice, give me a call. I'll drink a couple of 2-liters of Mountain Dew on the ride over....