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It's almost like DOGE was a completely unserious smokescreen for the dumbest of MAGA...


Apparently, the most effective child-behaviour modification technique is "mean", and "not very nice".

But it works!


My final disposition on corporate social media...


What made me think of this...


It must be an amazingly stressless job, working for the Onion. US Politics has become so ridiculous, so reprehensible, that the jokes just write themselves!

Especially now that this "liberal", "democratic" politician has an endorsement from Emperor Trump...


In case you were wondering if ICE had transitioned to full-on Gestapo, they are now literally using "Papers please!" as an excuse for fucking up your whole day and squeezing a few more dollars out of you!


So... Ummm... Has anyone told the evangelicals?

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I-told-you-sos are considered to be preening, so how do you make people remember what you said and see the proof so they change their minds without doing it? This was all predictable, and predicted....

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This is why we can't have nice things...


It's the ultimate refuge...


So... I guess we won't be sending our warriors to places because someone stands to make money any more? You know, so you won't be sending them to die for the selfish benefit of a corrupt dictatorial government?


Maybe Musk should rename the service "N"...


We could stop spending trillions on unnecessary military 'superiority', *or* we could save a few million by firing all the people who keep our nation at the forefront of research.

But hey, at least ICE is getting a $72,000,000,000 bump in funding...


Somebody didn't read the notes...


There are very few assholes I dislike so much that I actively engage in schadenfreude over their failures. Andrew Cuomo is one of those assholes...


"He's only like this when he drinks."


Gavin Newsome is exactly the kind of slick, self-serving machine politician I hate most, but when you're right, you're right...


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