Evil Empire: Check!
Disatrously maintained scummy pool of water infested with invasive life forms beneath headquarters: Check!

Listen, left-folk. I know you don't like guns. I know you think banning things works, despite the results of Prohibition and the "Drug War".. I know you think it is better to trade essential freedoms for a little bit of perceived safety. But christ, for the bajillionth time, look where your authoritarian attitudes will lead!

We're like one professional wrestler and a machine gun away from locking in "Idiocracy" as a perfect prediction.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I have to keep saying this:

Age-verification is universal surveillance.
Age-verification is universal surveillance.
Age-verification is universal surveillance.

Age. Verification. Is. Universal. Surveillance.

How is this possibly being allowed to go unchallenged?!?!?!?

The worst thing you can do under a dictator is point out corruption...

In a fit of desperation and creativity I "invented" sausage and peppers soup. Pictured, the last dregs my kids were fighting over because it was "too good". I think that that is a good thing...
A completely empty soup pot

If you still think the Democrats are "better", you're only paying attention to the things they say!

I'm thinking of changing all my profile photos...

Did I successfully re-set the displaced barrel of my favorite pen?
Yes

Did I shatter the hand-turned barrel made from 5000-year-old bog-wood?
Also yes...
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