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If you're stupid and you know it, write a bill.πŸ‘πŸ‘
If you're stupid and you know it, write a bill....

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Well, I guess it's time I give up on Tracking Token Disrespector for disrespecting Flipboard, which is a legit news aggregator.








Why do the worst people always look like just an average Joe? This murderous prick could be the Dad of one of my kids' friends, and I'd never have given him a second thought. Monsters need to come with signs...

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What do you call murder when it's organizational policy? Intentional Animation Extraction? Vitality Rendition? Motherfucking Murderous Animals?

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I do not believe it should even be an option to not make public the actions of any officer. Except during investigation, after that it should all be fully accessible for review by any citizen.



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Instructing my barber to make me look like a Wall Street tycoon

--Ernest P. Worrell ("Hey Vern, It's Ernest!")

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Listen, America, after reading the Donald's latest remarks about how he plans to cancel elections and rewrite the Constitution, I've come to a realization. In 10 years, this disrespectful jackass will be dead, one way or another. The only real question left is whether the men standing over his grave are giving it a NAZI salute, or pissing on it. If you dumbfucks decide to wake up and make the right choice, give me a call. I'll drink a couple of 2-liters of Mountain Dew on the ride over....

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I note with interest that folks have moved from houseplants to around-the-house-plants, and since I'm not all that familiar with inside plants, I'm about to move outdoors too.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Petunias-in-a-bowl



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To Kill A Bird-Of-Paradise
(In honor of those with brown thumbs, you can insert the name of any other houseplant you've killed in this title.)

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