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If we were normal, we wouldn't be here.
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If it's not one vice, it's a versa.
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All the cunning in the world just can't beat dumb luck.
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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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Death must be just God saying that you're no longer cost efficient.
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Hi, greetings, hello and felicitations from Mr. Roget's Neighborhood
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What's another word for "thesaurus"?
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Yeah, it's like that old saying goes--When in Rome...QVOD, ME ANXVS SVM?
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The public servants you elected serve you right.
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When I said, "I think not!", I disappeared--therefore I must be Descartes.
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People are strange when you're a stranger.
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Exactly WHAT does a doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy do?
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Kalshi: working to monitor on the gamblers who actually PONY up.
If you're stupid and you know it, write a bill.ππ
If you're stupid and you know it, write a bill....
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Republican congressman proposes bill to make Greenland 51st state
Republican Rep. Randy Fine of Florida introduced a bill to annex Greenland and make it the 51st U.S. state.CBS News
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Sheep that count moonlight in NASA's trajectory lab.
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There's this long-known side hustle of Shaun the Sheep with Serta mattresses.
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Kalshi: betting on games of Chicken.
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Why do the worst people always look like just an average Joe? This murderous prick could be the Dad of one of my kids' friends, and I'd never have given him a second thought. Monsters need to come with signs...
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What do you call murder when it's organizational policy? Intentional Animation Extraction? Vitality Rendition? Motherfucking Murderous Animals?
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Instructing my barber to make me look like a Wall Street tycoon
--Ernest P. Worrell ("Hey Vern, It's Ernest!")
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I note with interest that folks have moved from houseplants to around-the-house-plants, and since I'm not all that familiar with inside plants, I'm about to move outdoors too.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Petunias-in-a-bowl
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To Kill A Bird-Of-Paradise
(In honor of those with brown thumbs, you can insert the name of any other houseplant you've killed in this title.)
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