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#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole
I wouldn't do that if I were you, even though it's grammatically correct.
NEVER call a citizen of Gdansk a "North Pole".
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That's just a myth--none of the barbers here have painted the North Pole with red and white stripes.
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No, the Polecat does NOT live here.
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I'm positive of the polarity of the North Pole, and it doesn't change appearance even after May arrives.
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Sorry to disappoint, but Dancer is male and doesn't have a "full name" beyond that, so stop calling him The North Pole Dancer.
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OK, hear me out:
Current experiments seem to be producing skin-based(pressure or vibration) remote object detection for blind people. If it works, lets make them superhuman by plugging their devices into things like car radar systems, active radar sets, or topographic satellite data!
I. See. EVERYTHING.
Countin' flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playin' solitaire til dawn
With a deck of 51
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo....
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I'm warning you, Nick. If you don't get here right now, I'll have eaten all your cookies and drunk all your milk before you get here.
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Playing the Kinks on loop.
So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for Youuuuuuuuuuu
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For Pete's Fucking SAKE, can we stop with the "We'll log you in just as soon as you return this code we emailed you." bullshit, please!
It shouldn't take 5 fucking minutes to log into fucking Vrbo!
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Kids: Oh
Wife: I kinda like it better than the stuff from our regular place.
Me: My work's done here...
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You are not even close to being an old man 😉