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#UninvitedGuestASongOrPoem

Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Let them in? Oh no--it's My Giddy Aunt.

#PaulMcCartney #Wings #DrWho

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#ComplaintsAtFictionalBiz

I'm returning this device because it's been used. When it's been used once, it's been used, and it's been used by Wile E. Coyote, Acme.

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#ComplaintsAtFictionalBiz

But you said it was money for nothin' so I'm not moving these refrigerators. These microwave ovens either.

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#ComplaintsAtFictionalBiz

I want a refund. Funny Business just isn't funny.

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#ComplaintsAtFictionalBiz

I want to see the manager's supervisor about this firm's misleading implied advertising. Any reasonable person entering into a contract with Monkey Business Inc. shouldn't be served up lemurs. They're primates, but they are NOT monkeys!

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

Well I had just got out from the county prison
Doin' ninety days for non-support
Tried to find me an executive position
But no matter how smooth I talked

They wouldn't listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man said we got all that we can use
Now I got them steadily depressin' low down mind messin'
Workin' on the night shift blues.

#JimCroce #JerryReed

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

Hello darkness, my old friend
It's time to drive through you again...

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

1, 2, 3, 4
AM--should punch the clock some more
5, 6, 7, 8
hours put in so open the gate
Oh uh-oh, they're changing the guard
Oh uh-oh can't find my punch card
#Feist

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

I'm
Too sexy for my shift
Too sexy for my shift
So sexy it's the pits.

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

We do The Mash
We do the Monster Mash
It caught on in a flash
It was a graveyard shift smash

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

But in the daytime everything changes
Nothing remains the same.
No one smiles anymore
And no one will open his door
Until the night time comes--

And then the
City lights, the pretty lights
They can warm the coldest nights
All the people going places
Smiling with the electric faces
What they find the glow erases
And what they lose the glow replaces, and life is love.
In a neon rainbow...
#NoEffort #BoxTops

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#NightShiftASongOrPoem

It's been a hard night's day, and I've been workin' like a dog
#Beatles

#LateNight @StephenatHome #Horse doing horse things

At long last we find out what Craig Ferguson's horse Secretariat has been doing with himself. He's talented that way.

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#FolkLoreASongOrPoem

Li'l Orphan Annie's gobblins will getcha EFF YOU DON'T WATCH OUT!

Annie went from the poem she started from to stage to musical to movie and therefore songs, so somebody didn't watch out.

The gobblins'll come out
Tomorrow
So you'll get more trouble and more sorrow
You were warned.

Tomorrow, tomorrow beware of tomorrow
EFF
YOU
DON'T
WATCH
OUT!

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#FolkLoreASongOrPoem

"Hey Paula"
by Paul & Paula Bunyan

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#FolkLoreASongOrPoem

Seventeen, a beauty queen
She made a ride that caused a scene
In the town

Her long blonde hair
Hangin' down around her knees
All the cats who dig striptease
Prayin' for a little breeze

Her long blonde hair
Falling down across her arms
Hiding all the lady's charms
Lady Godiva...
#NoEffort
#PeterAndGordon

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#FolkLoreASongOrPoem

Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell
Walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well
Grabbed a saggin' timber, gave out with a groan
And like a giant oak tree, he just stood there alone,
Big #JohnMastodon

Modern machines use a lot of programming. But the thing is, they aren't just programs! You can't just be a programmer when you are making real machines, you have to think like an engineer, too.

Every decision, error-handling choice, and command sequence *MUST* consider the real-world effects, primary, secondary, and tertiary, of that logic. Otherwise, you end up with cars that can't drive when the trunk is jammed, robots that try to decapitate humans when they lose communications with their controller, plants that can't run production when their internet connection is down, and doors that won't let bystanders rescue unconscious occupants while your car is on fire!

"when they arrived at the field, the frunk wouldn’t open. Ernest states that the Cybertruck detected an issue with the frunk and went into “Limp Mode.” This is where the truck limits the top speed to 15 miles per hour"

torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cyb…

A Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says Kids at his Son’s Baseball Practice Laughed at his Cybertruck After it was Towed – Adds, “28 kids Went From Thinking the Cybertruck Was Cool to Pointing & Laughing”

A Cybertruck owner says that the 10-year-old kids at his son’s baseball practice initially thought the Cybertruck was the coolest vehicle.

^{Tinsae Aregay (Torque News)}

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

I forget who it was that brought up a certain song in a previous HashtagGames run--a Kurt Weil song I've also referenced before with David Bowie singing it--but its bridge has an honorable Mother mention...sort of. All hail the rather darkly twisted Kurt Weil.

Oh, moon of Alabama
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our good old mama
And must have whisky, oh, you know why

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

Mom, Mom, Mom--Delilah!
I could see
That girl was no good for me
But I was lost like a slave that no man could free
#TomJones

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

I wanna put on
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom Boogie shoes
To boogie with you, yeah
I wanna put on
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom Boogie shoes
And boogie with you.
#KCSunshineBand

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

Anything by The Mamas and The Papas

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

We'll get matching jackets and helmets too.
We'll get respect from the towns we ride through.
We'll sleep at the roadside in the soft green grass
And if the squares walk by we'll just let them pass.
You'll be the queen of my highway,
My motorcycle mama.
And we'll see the world with my Harley.
#NoEffort #Sailcat

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#AltMotherASongOrPoem

Look what they've done to my song, Ma.
Look what they've done to my song!
Well it's the only thing that I could do half right
And it's turning out all wrong, Ma.
Ils sont changer ma chanson
#Melanie #noEffort

I know that #Monsterdon is about to start, with #Slugs1988 and so I was browsing around for a source that isn't YouTube or Tubi. Went to Bitchute and found that only the first time viewing is adless. It has ads, alas.

Settled on youtubenuker.lol --did a search on the movie and found other related videos pertaining to the horrible icky deaths and body counts, so I'm gonna take a hard pass this Sunday. I'm in if the movie is a psychological horror show or sci-fi, but not when the manner of death is the feature, so---sorry, but hard pass.

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#GoneBrandsAMovieOrShow

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