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#ContradictASongLyric
That idiot who rode my back through the desert just doesn't get it. Just because people wouldn't tell him what my name was, that doesn't mean I don't have one. Jim Croce knows more than America does--I've got a name, I've got a name. Like the singing bird and the croaking toad, I've got a name. I've got a name.
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#ContradictASongLyric
I'm not dropping in.
I know what condition my condition is in.
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I'm not too sexy for my shorts.
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What goes down
Must come up.
Spinning wheel
Is still goin' 'round
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I can't tell if I should be amused at the stupidity, or frustrated by, you know... The Stupidity...
"Key Trump allies from Upstate NY tell Canada its wildfire smoke is βunacceptableβ"
I've heard 'em all. Now I just refer the clientele to my new partner. She knows how to handle 'em. Her name is Lucy.
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That's top secret because it's likely to be in the script for the next Simpsons. As you're well aware, one could fill a few full seasons with tales about Bart from any of his sitters. It's a work hazard you take in stride as a Bart tender.
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Some gal keeps coming in here, ordering Jose Cuervo with a little salt and lime. Over and over. Then kisses all the cowboys, shoots out the lights, dances on the bar and then starts all the fights.
#ShelleyWest
"Now wait a minute, things donβ²t look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who's sleepinβ² beside me?
He's awful cute, but howβ²d I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"
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Romper Room Do Bees and Don't Bees
...repeating an entry I made on My Portal which apparently didn't get out there.
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Ya, the interfacing betwixt Friendica and Mastodon leaves a LOT to be desired, ha. There's quite a bit of inadvertent filtering at this end, too, which is why I have 2 Friendica accounts now--in the performance department, Rogue's Project provides the better interfacing for Hashtag Games as well as Monsterdon. Far from perfect, to be sure.
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Unknown parent • •Hugh Grant, actually. π
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Unknown parent • •@KrissyKat
#Lofty is Grant's best role ever!!