Trump calls old foe Andrew Cuomo as he considers intervening in NYC mayor’s race to thwart Mamdani: report | The Independent independent.co.uk/news/world/a…Trump calls old foe Andrew Cuomo as he considers intervening in NYC mayor’s race to thwart Mamdani: report
Trump has previously called for the arrest of Mamdani if he wins the election and defies his mass migrant deportation effortRachel Dobkin (The Independent)
I've heard 'em all. Now I just refer the clientele to my new partner. She knows how to handle 'em. Her name is Lucy.
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That's top secret because it's likely to be in the script for the next Simpsons. As you're well aware, one could fill a few full seasons with tales about Bart from any of his sitters. It's a work hazard you take in stride as a Bart tender.
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Some gal keeps coming in here, ordering Jose Cuervo with a little salt and lime. Over and over. Then kisses all the cowboys, shoots out the lights, dances on the bar and then starts all the fights.
#ShelleyWest
"Now wait a minute, things don′t look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who's sleepin′ beside me?
He's awful cute, but how′d I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"
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Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump | The Verge theverge.com/news/737757/apple…Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump
Apple CEO Tim Cook gave President Donald Trump a “unique” piece of glass from iPhone glass manufacturer Corning that’s set in a 24-karat gold base.Jay Peters (The Verge)
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Romper Room Do Bees and Don't Bees
...repeating an entry I made on My Portal which apparently didn't get out there.
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Ya, the interfacing betwixt Friendica and Mastodon leaves a LOT to be desired, ha. There's quite a bit of inadvertent filtering at this end, too, which is why I have 2 Friendica accounts now--in the performance department, Rogue's Project provides the better interfacing for Hashtag Games as well as Monsterdon. Far from perfect, to be sure.
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Here's one that a #RogerMiller fan would get...
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd
You can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But I saw the boss skinny dipping in the office pool.
You can't rollerskate in a buffaloherd - roger miller
Now it's herePaint and moviemaker makes everything possible...YouTube
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Joseph McCarthy’s War on Voice of America - Columbia Journalism Review cjr.org/analysis/joseph-mccart…Joseph McCarthy’s War on Voice of America
A largely forgotten campaign of harassment and persecution from the 1950s that still echoes today.Columbia Journalism Review
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Under the foreman's desk is an awesome huge collection of chewed chewing gum.
#LonnieDonegan
Does his chewing gum lose its flavor 'neath the desktop over night?
If the boss says not to chew it, he won't swallow it in spite
It won't catch upon his tonsils to heave 'em left and right
He just parks his chewed chewing gum 'neath the desktop over night.
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A penny won't buy a spool of thread
A penny won't buy a needle
That's the way the paycheck goes
POP goes the wallet.
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Drinkin' rum and coca cola
Makin' out with da CPA
Both mother and daughter
Workin' for the yankee dolllllllaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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Who are you?
Who who, who who?
The boss' son in law.
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