I've heard 'em all. Now I just refer the clientele to my new partner. She knows how to handle 'em. Her name is Lucy.
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That's top secret because it's likely to be in the script for the next Simpsons. As you're well aware, one could fill a few full seasons with tales about Bart from any of his sitters. It's a work hazard you take in stride as a Bart tender.
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Some gal keeps coming in here, ordering Jose Cuervo with a little salt and lime. Over and over. Then kisses all the cowboys, shoots out the lights, dances on the bar and then starts all the fights.
#ShelleyWest
"Now wait a minute, things don′t look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who's sleepin′ beside me?
He's awful cute, but how′d I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"
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Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump | The Verge theverge.com/news/737757/apple…Apple made a 24k gold and glass statue for Donald Trump
Apple CEO Tim Cook gave President Donald Trump a “unique” piece of glass from iPhone glass manufacturer Corning that’s set in a 24-karat gold base.Jay Peters (The Verge)
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#HashtagGames
#AlternativesToSpellingBees
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...repeating an entry I made on My Portal which apparently didn't get out there.
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Ya, the interfacing betwixt Friendica and Mastodon leaves a LOT to be desired, ha. There's quite a bit of inadvertent filtering at this end, too, which is why I have 2 Friendica accounts now--in the performance department, Rogue's Project provides the better interfacing for Hashtag Games as well as Monsterdon. Far from perfect, to be sure.
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