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#ContradictASongLyric
I'm not dropping in.
I know what condition my condition is in.
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What goes down
Must come up.
Spinning wheel
Is still goin' 'round
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I can't tell if I should be amused at the stupidity, or frustrated by, you know... The Stupidity...
"Key Trump allies from Upstate NY tell Canada its wildfire smoke is ‘unacceptable’"
I've heard 'em all. Now I just refer the clientele to my new partner. She knows how to handle 'em. Her name is Lucy.
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That's top secret because it's likely to be in the script for the next Simpsons. As you're well aware, one could fill a few full seasons with tales about Bart from any of his sitters. It's a work hazard you take in stride as a Bart tender.
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Some gal keeps coming in here, ordering Jose Cuervo with a little salt and lime. Over and over. Then kisses all the cowboys, shoots out the lights, dances on the bar and then starts all the fights.
#ShelleyWest
"Now wait a minute, things don′t look too familiar
Who is this cowboy who's sleepin′ beside me?
He's awful cute, but how′d I get his shirt on?
I had too much tequila last night
Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar? Did I start any fights?"
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Unknown parent • •Hugh Grant, actually. 😁
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Unknown parent • •@KrissyKat
#Lofty is Grant's best role ever!!