AlphaMail can be expected to channel the mighty Elvis Presley.
"Return to sender--address unknown
No such number--no such zone"
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It does not take long at all to import contacts. The more you use the account the better your propagation will be.
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The AlphaMail carrier not only is Dr. Scholls' best customer but he also put all his kids through college.
Brace yourself for singing.
The AlphaMailman will be all "I have walked 500 miles and I will walk 500 more"
The AlphaMailman brings you preparations from China with confidence because he himself beta tested Preparations A thru G.
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It's because you have no Vote Plight unlike here, I see.
But all those non voters might be considered to not trust the Bipartisan parties and as such the one with the most cash wins elections with some fanatics voting in mass for some idiot. Sadly it is.
Thanks for the heads up.
If you vote in America you have to vote for an idiot. That is the only option they give us.
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Busy morning
Let’s reflect on what I did this morning:
- ADB shell dumps of system & user apps on Android,
- Blocked SystemUI network traffic and monitored overall stability,
- Reverse-engineered APKs looking for HTTP beacons and hardcoded IPs, because spyware....
- Used VirusTotal + Hybrid Analysis to sandbox vendor .apks,
- Correlated IPs with ASN, location, and possible service origin, then isolated and blocked them,
- Avoided 'Google Play Protect' despite pressure, preserving system integrity against thread model and previous security hardening,
- Assessed potential psyops or disinfo campaigns online sparking user doubt in specific vendor hardware.
I need a drink.
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Not a whole lot of ya old pharbts remember Dang Me, either, huh.
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Roses are red and violets purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
Well, I'm the seventh out of seven sons
My pappy's a pistol, I'm a son-of-a-gun
Well, dang me--dang me
They oughta take a rope and hang me
High from the highest tree
Woman, would you weep for me?
Boop boop boop boop be-doop doop doop
I said
Boop boop boop boop be-doop doop doop
Boop-a doo doo doop
Boop-a doo doo doop doop doop
Doop-a doo doo doop
Beedle deedle deet deet deedle dee da
Deet deet deet deet da deet deet deedle....
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Not a whole lotta old pharbts out there remember this one from Creedence, do ya.
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#BudgetFriendlySongsOrPoems
Staying afloat
On a five dollar note
(All hail the songs from the Great Depression)
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I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more --ain't payin' no cab.
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Just sittin' around drinkin' with the rest of the guys
Six rounds bought, and I bought five
And I spent the groceries and half the rent
Like 14 dollars and 27 cents
#RogerMiller #DangMe
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#BudgetFriendlySongsOrPoems
Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
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Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let, 50¢
No phone no pool no pets
Ain't got no cigarettes
Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road
Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination Bangor, Maine
Old, worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means
King of the road
#RogerMiller
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I think that I shall never see
Rental rates as low as these
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Third Rate Romance low rent rendez-vous
#AmazingRhythmAces
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Money for nothin'
#NoEffort
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Seriously, though, it's time to move back to the open web again. The writing was on the wall a decade or more ago. And yet, here we are, all still trapped in Meta's data-prison. Unless the AI banned us from the platform for no reason, of course, then we don't even have access to our friends to tell them we left!
Come on, try Friendica. Or Mastodon's fine too, but *I'm* on Friendica, so clearly that's where it's at...
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Why Are We Still on Facebook?
What makes the social network thrive? Not our desire to connect with others but our desire to do so publicly.Maria Konnikova (The New Yorker)
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in reply to Radio Free Trumpistan • •I highly suspect that AlphaMail is trying to channel Elvis, but even the King can't find the right address.
Maybe the mailman's still waiting for some ping as reply from GraceLand!
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